Writing Challenge: 50 Words -- With a Twist

I just double checked my two posts. Both are at 50 words, minus the prompt words. (As the Newbie on the thread, I want to make sure I towing the line. :) )

I think it was just a reminder, every so often we do that when there's a lot being posted.
 
Adventure - tour guide - cutie

I was not looking forward to going to the Wilderness Adventure park today. But I changed my mind once we were there. The tour guide was a really hot cutie! But I don’t think she was very happy that I kept following her when even after the tour was finished.

Breast - passion - wanton
(Who wants to have fun with these?)
 
(Oh ... I got this one!!)
Breast - passion - wanton


“Two words. Won Ton. Not Wanton,” the asshole chef yelled with the passion of a mother fucker.

I sighed, and went back to slicing the duck breast. “Isn’t that the manager’s job to spell check the menu.”

Chef asshole gritted his teeth. “Cut against the grain,” and he stomped off.

blur - daughter - meet
 
Blur - daughter - meet
My fist was a blur impacting his jaw. How dare he talk that way about my daughter? The bastard was never going to meet her after spreading such lies.
Suddenly, a voice came from behind me, such a small voice, with words that shattered my world. “It’s true.”

Vegetable – operation – Illuminati
 
Blur - daughter - meet

The day I was to meet her parents for the first time was just a blur.

We arrived at her house. The man whose daughter I was dating came to the door.

It was my high school principal. I had flunked out weeks ago. Turn around….. head down…. walk away….

Constant - bun - gravity
 
Constant - bun – gravity
Her hair was in a constant bun these days. Just complete that school marm look. Gravity hadn’t been kind to her assets either. However after 20 years of marriage and 8 children later, she was still sexy. She knew I still desired her, it was there in her smile.

Vegetable – Operation - Illuminati

(same words as above due to a cyber pass.
 
Vegetable - operation - Illuminati

She thought she was special. She thought she knew much. She wanted to start a Literotica “Vegetable Illuminati” – women who used produce to replace the need for men.

But she was so busy planning the operation that she didn’t pay attention to things close to home – her husband was cheating.

Strainer - rebate - dangle
 
Strainer - rebate - dangle

At her kitchen table Target would dangle a rebate around a new strainer but she resisted. It was unnecessary, over the top, excessive, all the words her husband would say but she did want it so badly. She grabbed her purse and keys.

viking - blender - envelope
 
Viking - blender - envelope

Her heart felt like it had been churned in a blender. She had sent him a question in a simple envelope – “Would you be my Viking?”

And now the reply was in waiting her mailbox. With anticipation, she opened it and found: ”Return to sender, address unknown.”

Monitor - dollar - necklace
 
Monitor - dollar - necklace

"We will monitor you" her boss told her as she fingered the necklace she had stolen in her pocket. "A dollar short and you will be looking for new employment, understand" the old man bellowed, acting as though this retail jewelry job was her life.

red - water - honey
 
red - water - honey

Charlie sipped water from the fountain again, a flimsy excuse to stare longingly at the red head in the hallway. She smelt like flowers, her eyes honey golden, her lips always raised in a smile. For months he pathetically tried to talk to her. For months his courage failed him.

worry - fool - quit
 
worry - fool - quit

The sexy blonde smiled at her boss in the store. The old man had run his hand over her ass again. "Stop worrying you old fool or I will quit" she said as she replaced his hand on her ass.

watch - bottom - stars
 
Watch - bottom - stars

We lay on a blanket in the bottom of a steep canyon. We agreed that every time we saw falling stars, we would kiss. What she didn’t know was that it was a scheduled meteor shower that night. So it was “watch – falling star – kiss – repeat” all night long. Heaven!

Letter - judgment - attraction
 
Letter - judgment - attraction

The arbitration attorneys letter arrived with the judgement of the court. Kelly Anne could hardly look as the divorce and inaccessibility of her ex made the attraction to him unbearable.

rope - rack - write
 
"Look at that rack" Those words were what got him here.

He looked down at her with a whole new respect. Not only was she able to get that rope tight, but she was gonna make him write -

"I'm a dumbass" - fifty times.

Stupidly, he started singing 'Hot for Teacher'.

radio - aloe - backyard
 
radio - aloe - backyard

Jeff's windows overlooked the backyard. That is where he jerked off watching his sister as the radio played "Hot for Teacher" by the pool while Mindy rubbed aloe on Alice's tits. "It's good for your nips" Mindy laughed and Jeff came.

sand - rubber - purple
 
sand - rubber - purple

Washing the sand off of her toes, Jennifer was purple with rage. “Mom”, she screamed, “how could you embarrass me by talking about rubbers in front of my friends. They’re called ‘condoms', Mom.”

Her mother sighed, “I was talking about contract bridge, where winning two games is called a ‘rubber’.”

purple - stones - tires
 
purple - stones - tires

“Grrr,” the purple faced Jennifer stomped and kicked stone off the lawn. “You did it again, mom, how could you!!””

The stunned mother gawked. “It’s a common phrase … about tires? Surely you heard of it …”

The teen raised an eyebrow, “Rubber Meets the road? It’s about condoms, mom.”

purple - pebble - raincoat Just in case someone wants to keep this going :)
 
Purple - pebble - raincoat

She was dressed in her killer purple dress, and the strappy heels with the pebble finish. Jennifer was old enough to make her own decisions, but a mom never stops worrying.

“Don’t forget a raincoat,” I offered.

“It’s not raining, mom!”

I smiled. “I was talking about a condom, dear.”

Purple - gravel - sheath (I'll play along!)
 
Purple - gravel - sheath

We walked slowly, the gravel crunching underfoot as the sun set and the sky turned purple. Sneaking into our neighbors yard, we hoped to surprise them before they were ready. My cloak hid the rest of my costume, but I could feel the sword in it's sheath at my waist.

Purple - boulder - jacket (I'll play along!)

*sticks tongue out at PapaRomantic*
I remembered to put my words! ;)
 
Purple - boulder - jacket

We snuck outside, behind a large boulder in the garden. She reached under my cloak and grabbed my light saber, it’s purple head shining in the darkness.

Then she killed it when she said, “This is a formal party – every man wears a jacket.”

Damn! I forgot to bring condoms!

Purple - lava rock - Trojan

*Good girl, BFG - the training is paying off!*
 
Purple- bolder – Jacket

She ran her tongue around the purple head kneeling before him where he sat on the bolder. Slowly She took him into her mouth deeper, forcing a moan from his lips. He pulled her off. “We can’t fuck I forgot a jacket.” He could only give her a puzzled look.

Purple - crystal -- wrapper
 
Purple - crystal -- wrapper

Crystal loved presents. As she opened the wrapper around the box her girlfriend Holly had left her she got excited.
“Enjoy it while I’m gone” Holly’s note read in her flowery script.
The batteries slid into the rubbery purple shaft and she twisted it on in her soft hot palm.

wheat - wood - wrestling
 
wheat – wood – wrestling

Escaping the frenetic urban life, Sarah heeded the African-American poet, James Weldon Johnson’s advice to, “Then come away, come to the peaceful wood”.

Finding a forest glade, she lay down on the wheat-colored grass.

And dreamed.

Of Adam and herself.

Last summer.

Lovers wrestling in the last gasp of youth.

marbles – flax – cotton
 
marbles – flax – cotton

The marble counter was hard and cold on her naked skin as he placed her for the shot. The flax colored back splash make her jet black hair pop. Her piercing chestnut brown eyes in perfect sea of cotton white screamed “imagine me everyday you walk into your remodeled kitchen.”

shotgun - pillow - life
 
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