Writing Challenge: 50 Words -- With a Twist

[barefootgirl69]

"Gimme me words, you sexy thing" she messaged, pouting. He wouldn't see it until the next morning, and it'd be another day before he realized it's meaning.

That's the problem with being dense as oak, you're also slow as oil. The most obvious message can read like it’s been erased.

Blot - Dew - Paper

Time out!

LMAO! I love this!


***

Capping the fountain pen, he looked around to find something to blot the ink.

Oh, yes... this will work perfectly! he thought

He picked up the paper and read it again

Dew you love me? Check yes or no.

Damn! He'd spelled it wrong again! Maybe the sixth time would work!

Edit: *runs back in to give my three words!*

laughing - romantic - cheeky

 

[LizVegas79]

Time out!

LMAO! I love this!


***

Capping the fountain pen, he looked around to find something to blot the ink.

Oh, yes... this will work perfectly! he thought

He picked up the paper and read it again

Dew you love me? Check yes or no.

Damn! He'd spelled it wrong again! Maybe the sixth time would work!

Not sure which three words BFG is giving us and since I know she's not trying to kill the thread I'm going to pick my own!

"Time out!" the poor little naked thing strapped to her friends' sybian pleaded.

"No way," her equally naked friend replied as she turned the dial up to seven. "I love this!. You're so cute when you struggle and your toes curl like that. You're totally making me LMAO! Wanna try eight?"

sybian - girlfriend - baby oil

 

[PapaRomantic]

Sybian - girlfriend - baby oil

I was watching my cute but slightly dense girlfriend rubbing baby oil on her long legs.

She said, “I don’t know why all these sybian fighters can’t get along. So much hate in the world.”

I shook my head and sighed….. “Syrian fighters, dear – Syrian fighters, not sybian fighters….”

Window - short - naughty

 

[barefootgirl69]

Window - short - naughty

On her tiptoes, she excitedly leaned over the kitchen sink to look out the window.

He should be here any moment,

When the headlights raked across the front yard, she gave a short squeal and raced to the living room to kneel and greet him in her naughty, new lingerie.

slide - danger - magic

 

[PapaRomantic]

Slide - danger - magic

My uncle was so mean.

I thought of him the other day. I was just about to slide into my girlfriend, when I remembered him saying, “Girls are full of danger. Some of them have teeth in there, bite your pecker off.”

Just like that, the magic was over. Damn…..

Little - monkey - bars

 

[barefootgirl69]

Last weekend, my friends and I went to a few different bars.

We'd only been at the third bar a little while when a group of guys asked us to dance.

I was enjoying the dark haired guy, when I turned around ... and noticed my friend dancing like a monkey!

chair - poster - worship

 

[PapaRomantic]

Chair - poster - worship

I admit it – she is my favorite Lit poster. I worship the words she writes, the naughty little things she says. I can barely stay in my chair when I’m at my computer, following her – dare I say stalking her, as she posts.

And she’ll never know how I feel….

Crush - capture - ceiling

 

[barefootgirl69]

Crush - capture - ceiling[/QUOTE]

Barely opening her eyes she saw something move across the ceiling.

"Spider!" She screamed to her husband, jumping out of bed. "Hurry, crush it!"

Watching in dismay, she saw him carefully capture it to take outside and release into the wild.

"Great. Now it will have babies." She sighed heavily.

complaint - troublemaker - smiling

 

[PapaRomantic]

Complaint - troublemaker - smiling

He had always been known as a troublemaker, but she was willing to take a chance on him. As they were kissing, he stopped and said, “Is that the best you can do?”

Smiling, she walked him to the door as she said, “The complaint department is out there!”

Fever - pizza - adorable

 

[barefootgirl69]

Fever - pizza - adorable

Last week I took my girl out for pizza and karaoke.

She looked so adorable going up front. By the end of the first verse, she was smoking hot up there singing "Never know how much I love you, never know how much I care...."

She started a fever, alright.

sunset - peanut butter - toe

 

[LizVegas79]

sunset - peanut butter - toe

"What's the peanut butter for?" she purred as the two moms on their girls-only weekend lounged on the balcony of their rented beach condo and watched the glorious golden and purple sunset over the ocean.

"Each toe gets a little dab," the other grinned, "so we keep our strength up."


roleplay - wagontrain - Apaches

 

[PapaRomantic]

Roleplay - wagontrain - Apaches

“I don’t roleplay!” she said emphatically.

“Oh yeah?” I retorted. “What about that one where the Apaches attack the wagontrain and take you captive, where they tie you naked to a pole in the middle of the compound? One by one, every brave in the village takes you.”

“Well, maybe….”

Liquid - desire - operation

 

[LizVegas79]

Roleplay - wagontrain - Apaches

“I don’t roleplay!” she said emphatically.

“Oh yeah?” I retorted. “What about that one where the Apaches attack the wagontrain and take you captive, where they tie you naked to a pole in the middle of the compound? One by one, every brave in the village takes you.”

“Well, maybe….”

Liquid - desire - operation

OMG! Perfectly naughty!

Liquid - desire - operation

After his operation, he was told he may never be able to have sex again so he went to Vegas, booked a suite and asked the (classy ) VIP hostess how to find three super sexy Thai escorts.

Two hours later, his liquid desire painted the ceiling and he sighed happily.

Tijuana - tequila - tassels

 

[barefootgirl69]

Tijuana - tequila - tassels

I haven't been to Tijuana in years! The last time I came, I was with a co-worker and his wife. I recall the Tequila and the music, and the tassels hanging from the roof by the window of taxi. Somehow, I ended up back in their room. True story.

friends - playful - shades

 

[PapaRomantic]

Friends - playful - shades

“Why do you like to hang out with me?” he asked the neighbor girl.

“Because that’s what friends do,” she said, giving a playful punch on the arm.

“What if I wanted to be more than friends with you?”

She pulled the window shade down. “You have something in mind?”

Oregon - cheddar - bicycle

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oregon - cheddar - bicycle

"Oregon? Why would anyone want to move there?" She scoffed, stopping her bicycle to stare at me.

"It's for a job. To make money. Things aren't going well here."

"You'll starve." she replied. "All they eat out there are plants. They don't even know what cheese curds or cheddar are!"


basket - clock - thermos

 

[LizVegas79]

basket - clock - thermos

"Why are you always such a basket case?" her ex-husband scolded her as he picked up the groceries she accidentally spilled all over her driveway.

She started to cry and went inside to fill her thermos so she could clock him over the head with it when he came in.

wife - ex-roommate - visiting

 

[PapaRomantic]

Wife - ex-roommate - visiting

When I told my wife that my ex-roommate was visiting next weekend, I could tell she was excited.

“You mean Josh?” she asked.

I nodded. She always had a thing for him.

“How long will he be here?” she asked.

I said, “Relax, horndog – he’s coming for me – he’s gay!”

Spread - construction - clerk

 

[barefootgirl69]

Spread - construction - clerk

I spread out on the bed and grinned naughtily.

"Tell you what. You and I share Josh, and I will hook you up that cute little clerk over at the office. Next week she's doing some construction on her house and might need a place to stay a few nights."

scantily - rug - dog-walker

 

[LizVegas79]

scantily - rug - dog-walker

Her job as a dog-walker didn't pay very well, but she did enjoy being scantily clad in the park and watching guys twist their necks to stare at her.

Many liked to follow her home and she enjoyed kneeling down on her living room rug and having them circle around her.

out-numbered - cumbath - hair

 

[barefootgirl69]

We went to the Club where the men always out-numbered the ladies. I sat at his feet watching a young nymph kneeling in the middle of a group of men stroking themselves in her face... one pulled her long hair. It wasn't long before I had witnessed my first cumbath.

picture window - greedy - popcorn

 

[PapaRomantic]

Picture window - greedy - popcorn

She reached for some of the popcorn, but Johnny wouldn’t share.

“Hate to seem greedy, but I did make this after all. I guess I’m just about perfect for you,” he said.

She looked out the picture window to see the hunky guy across the street, and whispered, “Yes – perfect!”

Decision - dolphin - yellow

 

[LizVegas79]

Decision - dolphin - yellow


As a mermaid, she had a tough decision. Her boyfriend was the cutest dolphin she had ever known and his penis was enormous.

But she loved the little yellow dress the pretty girl on the beach was wearing and had to exit the water to ever wear anything like it.

campfire - lake - friends

 

[PapaRomantic]

Campfire - lake - friends

“It’s a watermelon roast, out at the lake, with friends,” I told my new girlfriend. “You go as a couple, and they throw a watermelon on the campfire. It heats up, and when it explodes, everyone goes into the woods and gets a piece.”

She wasn’t buying that at all……

Church - gutter - tennis

 

[barefootgirl69]

Church - gutter - tennis

Well, this was going to end up messy! In the middle of the storm, I climbed the ladder leaning up against the church building. It wasn't time to clean the gutter or anything, I just had to get the tennis ball that was lodged in the drain. I was soaked!


birthday - letter - ship