Everything about her was beautiful and classy.
When a grenade approached her, she got raunchy and brassy.
I walked up behind her , with a hand on her stocking
And i whisper let's go to my place before you coach turns back into a pumpkin.
Lucky for me, she said yes.
Welcome to the thread, drgon! I look forward to reading your lines!
■ His three words: Fan, monkey, coffee