Writing Conditions

[WickedEve]

oh Eve I have the same problem. Have to wear a padded bra and a camisole in order to keep my hands off my tits in Target or wherever

do they make chastity belts for your own self?

I want details now.

Damn
and jello

Jesus you ladies get me all fired up and it is only 7:00

jello.... yum..... I'll take it but am more of a creamy frosting kind of girl

We need to go shopping together. I'm sure we could cause a heart attack or two.

 

[WickedEve]

of course they make them
good for ice cubes too

when is your birthday?

Damn hick town I live in! All we gots us is a WalMart! And WalMart ain't got no sex, no lime dicks, no titty cakes, nothin'!

And almost every damn man in town is a cousin, so that's why I'm not getting any... yet.

I'm moving to the big city.

 

[annaswirls]

most of the time I type it rough and fast
then print it out and work on it
often someplace public, gives me a bit of a thrill
especially when it is naughty
thinking someone might be looking over my shoulder
reading something like "cum frozen gloves"

sometimes I write in the car
usually on the envelopes of unpaid bills
waiting outside my house, avoiding whatever is next
kids in the backseat rockin out to sesame street

sometimes I am narrating or writing in my mind
when I should be paying more attention to certain
intimate things that may be going on
have to jump out of bed as soon as the snore starts
before the glow dies down

I dont think you wanted this much detail
but I can't help myself I am infatuated with my own words
touchin my titties right now




wonder if the smilies annoyed anyone as much as me
I am such a bitch
someone smack me
with a rose
thorns optional

 

[annaswirls]

Damn hick town I live in! All we gots us is a WalMart! And WalMart ain't got no sex, no lime dicks, no titty cakes, nothin'!

And almost every damn man in town is a cousin, so that's why I'm not getting any... yet.

I'm moving to the big city.

come on up girl
there is a little place I know
right across from Borders book store...
got all the molds you can imagine and more....

our kids could go to school together
and we could simultaneously get kicked out of the PTA



and Target

lol

Wal-mart? no, they don't mind... it is kind of a pre-requisite around here.

 

[Rybka]

I'm hungry now. I want jello. Not jello in a mold. That's just creepy. Though... I wonder if I can get an x-rated jello mold. Ohhh, a squiggly lime penis. http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=67328


I am not weird... just horny. But what else is new?

Wait a minute! I add jello to my morning herbal tea to keep my nails from splitting. My penis has never been squiggly nor lime flavored. - Hard raspberry is closer to my situation!

Regards, Rybka

 

[WickedEve]

Wait a minute! I add jello to my morning herbal tea to keep my nails from splitting. My penis has never been squiggly nor lime flavored. - Hard raspberry is closer to my situation!

Regards, Rybka

Does that work? I mean about the nails?

 

[WickedEve]

most of the time I type it rough and fast
then print it out and work on it
often someplace public, gives me a bit of a thrill
especially when it is naughty
thinking someone might be looking over my shoulder
reading something like "cum frozen gloves"

sometimes I write in the car
usually on the envelopes of unpaid bills
waiting outside my house, avoiding whatever is next
kids in the backseat rockin out to sesame street

sometimes I am narrating or writing in my mind
when I should be paying more attention to certain
intimate things that may be going on
have to jump out of bed as soon as the snore starts
before the glow dies down

I dont think you wanted this much detail
but I can't help myself I am infatuated with my own words
touchin my titties right now




wonder if the smilies annoyed anyone as much as me
I am such a bitch
someone smack me
with a rose
thorns optional

Forget that recent remark about us possibly being cousins. SISTERS! lol

 

[WickedEve]

come on up girl
there is a little place I know
right across from Borders book store...
got all the molds you can imagine and more....

our kids could go to school together
and we could simultaneously get kicked out of the PTA



and Target

lol

Wal-mart? no, they don't mind... it is kind of a pre-requisite around here.

The PTA ladies in this town do not like me. Hey, I wore black to the meeting and I looked hot. So bend me over and whack me.

 

[WickedEve]

Oh, god. I just realized that anna is 4 posts from an AV. Should we be excited or scared?

 

[annaswirls]

The PTA ladies in this town do not like me. Hey, I wore black to the meeting and I looked hot. So bend me over and whack me.

long stem, of course

but with or without thorns?

 

[annaswirls]

Oh, god. I just realized that anna is 4 posts from an AV. Should we be excited or scared?

sweet Jesus, I am downright unprepared!

I need a tutor.

I better quit right now...

Anna<---can't stop thinkin' what would happen if you used a penis to stir lime jello infused tea.....

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Great, I turn my back for a couple of hours and you people start rubbing jello on my thighs. My girlfriend is not going to like this.



PS: Anna, you have 101 posts! What are you waiting for? Need any help?
PPS: Congrats.

 

[Angeline]

Oh, god. I just realized that anna is 4 posts from an AV. Should we be excited or scared?

only if you all have that Sister Bertril AV. Then we'll need an order--sisters of what? Our Lady of the penis jello molds????

 

[Liar]

Muh, I just realised that I'm so un-americanised that I don't think I have actually seen real Jell-O up front, let alone tasted it.

What am I missing? Is it woth the trip?

#Liar
Also eagerly awaiting a swirly AV.
(and counting my own posts...)

 

[Angeline]

Muh, I just realised that I'm so un-americanised that I don't think I have actually seen real Jell-O up front, let alone tasted it.

What am I missing? Is it woth the trip?

#Liar
Also eagerly awaiting a swirly AV.
(and counting my own posts...)

Of the good things to experience from America, I'd say jello is pretty low on the list. If I had to choose between jello and oh say--a noogie (you *do* know what that is, right?)--I'll take jello. But it's pretty uninspiring otherwise. Well unless Lauren is naked in a vat of it.

 

[*Catbabe*]

I agree, Ange. Jello is only exciting if Lauren is taking a bath in it or if it contains massive amounts of alcohol.

Course, the alcohol would be just as good without the jello so I am not sure what my point is...

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Are you saying that Lauren taking a bath without it isn't?

 

[Guest]

This thread's deteriorated fast - to drunken jello baths, already!!.


Tsk-tsk.....I just don't know who to spank first.

 

[*Catbabe*]

Are you saying that Lauren taking a bath without it isn't?

Ummm, well of course not, that went without saying


*Putting thread back on course to protect my behind from Tess...

I write when and where I can and have a pretty high tolerance for noise and distraction. (that comes outta self defence when you have three kids, I think)

For me the hardest challenge I face when trying to write is being tired. Ideas don't flow easily when I am really, really tired which seems to be wayyy too often.

Deadlines, even somewhat artificial ones, definitely help me work through that tired feeling and help me stay at it it till things start to flow.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.'
-- Douglas Adams

 

[*Catbabe*]

Ohhh, you are supposed to let them go by?

I always grab on just before they pass me. I don't let go till I beat it into a submission.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Thanks for the laugh, 'babe. Beat it into a submission. heh-heh

 

[annaswirls]

This thread's deteriorated fast - to drunken jello baths, already!!.


Tsk-tsk.....I just don't know who to spank first.

rats did I miss the spanking again?

being spanked affects my writing
kind of makes my pen write

this ouch jumping
like

in an erratic



fashion

 

[HomerPindar]

This thread now has me wanting to write in a large vat of jello with Lauren.

Naked of course (jello and denim do NOT mix, take note Liar).

For that matter, I'd be happy to write with any of the lovely ladies here in a vat of jello. Again, naked, of course. Or perhaps write on a naked lady while in a vat of jello.

Needless to say, I see little writing getting done tonite.

Sigh.

HomerPindar

 

[Angeline]

This thread now has me wanting to write in a large vat of jello with Lauren.

Naked of course (jello and denim do NOT mix, take note Liar).

For that matter, I'd be happy to write with any of the lovely ladies here in a vat of jello. Again, naked, of course. Or perhaps write on a naked lady while in a vat of jello.

Needless to say, I see little writing getting done tonite.

Sigh.

HomerPindar

Lol! Are you trying to talk yourself out of writing, Homie? Besides, jello is probably not half as much fun as the mental image might suggest. My gosh, think of the mess. Lime jello has got to be very staining and next thing you know it's a few days later and your mom stops by. She'll want to know what the hell all that weird green stuff is all over the walls (hey, it's a fantasy--it can be wild, right?). Then she'll want to know why your apartment smells like jello, and you can only *hope* she doesn't open the closet door and find the Portuguese woman writing hypersonnets...


See? Bet ypu're ready to write a poem now.


Eve, you thought your writing conditions are weird--look at Homer's. Whew. Pervy.

lol. runs from thread.