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Okay. Now I wondering (and a little scared! :eek:) as to what tattoos you might be sporting on your body.

:D
 
Okay. Now I wondering (and a little scared! :eek:) as to what tattoos you might be sporting on your body.

:D

Oh, I have no imagination whatsoever.
So I just have a butterfly.
On a flower.
In a tree.
Balanced on a cliff.
Above...
Oooohhhh, nevermind.
It's boring :p
 
How does one even shave their back?
The only mechanism I can think of involves kitchen knives taped to a stick.
 
Haven't you people ever heard the great country hit "Daddy Can't Wait to Saturday, 'Cause That's When We All Get Together and Shave His Back?" No culture, no culture. Sad.
 
Don't believe what Collar said earlier about her tattoo. Here's the picture of it that she sent me a couple years ago.

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I have heard that today is Super Bowel Sunday, so to celebrate, I'm drinking a glass of Miralax with every meal.
 
I came in to chat... that thing is nasty. What kind of person DOES that? *faints*

Please tell me she really didn't do that... *whispers*
 
No, none for me, thank you. How is it safer when there's creepy crawlies??

Is that image still showing up on this page in your browser? In mine, it appears on the previous page so it's no longer visible for me.

If not coffee, perhaps you'd enjoy something else to sip?
 
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