Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[Blue]

Me and tucked shirts both hate each other but deal with each other for practical necessity.
I have something of an obsession with collared shirts + wool jumpers and an untucked shirt just looks exemplifyingly scruffy when combined with the otherwise fashionably glacial style.

Given the chance I would hack tucked shirts to death with a butter knife, methodically cut its cadaver into 12 equally weighty sections and throw them through the windows of a children's daycare.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

At one time, there was a fervent debate in one of the Café threads about whether it was appropriate for men to leave their shirts untucked. For the most part, I am in the old-school tuck-it-at-all-costs camp. Thus my lack of belt would show quite dramatically. Besides, most days I wear jeans and can elect to wear my favorite spanking belt. I wear some of my favorite kinky-sexy-fun-times memories.

Denny-------- If Illinois is in the midwest that's where we are from.

As a rather mature older gentleman I've never given a flying fuck about what's appropriate for men to wear.
Now that I am a much older and more mature gentleman who lost his hips I have to wear a belt or my pants will fall down and I'll look like one of those ghetto gangbangers.

But I also wear T-shirts with the sleaves cut out and never ever tuck them in.
I was once asked to leave a fine dining establishment in Ohio for wearing a tank top while my wife's tits were half exposed.
Problem solved when another lady friend with a regular T-shirt and I swapped right there in that fine dining room. She wore a bra but I didn't.
Yes we were then served!

So one woman had her titties exposed and two others wore tank tops. Me, a man , had to cover my arm pits. By the way they are only mildly hairy and I don't shed on the table.
Equal rights my ass! It's enough to give a turkey the trots.

 

[midwestyankee]

I don't tuck in my shirts because draping if my top helps cover up my ass!

Why would you want to do a thing like that? Confused, I am.

 

[midwestyankee]

I should add that I have no problem wearing tee shirts or other athletic gear untucked. The discussion - and my disagreement - was about the style of wearing a dress shirt untucked. A standard dress shirt that would look just fine with a necktie. I tuck those and always will. I have no need to look like I'm a fifteen year old.

 

[Endless_Night]

I like the industrial elegance of this clamp. Beautiful woman, too.

Very attractive visually. (I'm talking about the clamp!) But, I can't help but wonder if in might not be too heavy for practical use....

That question springs from all vast and varied clamp experience.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[J_R_Ashunwhy]

I should add that I have no problem wearing tee shirts or other athletic gear untucked. The discussion - and my disagreement - was about the style of wearing a dress shirt untucked. A standard dress shirt that would look just fine with a necktie. I tuck those and always will. I have no need to look like I'm a fifteen year old.

I agree with the idea that dress shirts should be tucked in for men while being worn.
Polos, I feel can go either way; depends on the events planned for the day, and whether I care to police hubby's wardrobe that day.
Personally, t-shirts being tucked in looks gubberish to me. :shrugs:

I don't tuck in my shirts because draping if my top helps cover up my ass!

Blasphemy!

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm so glad to hear that my friends from Texas can legally masturbate and use vibrators, no thanks to Ted Cruz.

Absolutely the best thing about this article is the quoted tweet from Cruz's college roommate.

 

[J_R_Ashunwhy]

I'm so glad to hear that my friends from Texas can legally masturbate and use vibrators, no thanks to Ted Cruz.

Absolutely the best thing about this article is the quoted tweet from Cruz's college roommate.

Just...what?

*slowly stands*
Hello everyone....
*chokes up*
...sorry, this difficult, but...my name is J_R_Ashunwhy, and...and...
*lowers head and quietly whispers*
...and I'm an obscene-device user.

there are some great one-liners in that article though.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I agree with the idea that dress shirts should be tucked in for men while being worn.
Polos, I feel can go either way; depends on the events planned for the day, and whether I care to police hubby's wardrobe that day.
Personally, t-shirts being tucked in looks gubberish to me. :shrugs:
Blasphemy!

I do agree with this. I admitted I am a slob normally. I rarely go where I need to dress up anymore. Working in an office and in sales early on was enough tie and suit crap for me. After I became a trucker I also became a slob.

Now that I live in Florida I go without a shirt often, without pants when I can.
But I do wear dress shirts tucked in for special occasions when coothness is better than uncoothness.

Elle I did notice your nipple clip comment and couldn't answer because of temproary swelling of body parts. The photo of the nice young lady with hers in place made me take notice.

Sadly my wife is nippleless thanks to a lot of bikers and large nipple rings. A combination not recommended for other ladies with jewelry,

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[midwestyankee]

g has clamps for me just like that! . They are beautiful. ( I have missplCed one, the other difference, that might ruin the aesthetic for you MWY, is 'mine' are a gold tone)

Gold is quite lovely, Elle, and works better than silver against some skin tones.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[DaddyAsh]

Hi I am Ash, and I am an Eagle Scout, with merit badges prove it, I am really into rope, and Bondage in general, though I am more of a tickler, than a paddler. Though I am a fan, I am ashamed to say I do not know the Japanesse Rope Bondage knots, but I can fake it with good old Boy Scout Lashing and Thraping.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie's Nipples and More.

Thank you Denny

Poor Dollie. . Did it hurt? Does she have tattooed nipples? I have no piercings other than ears and I often do not wear earrings for risk of catching on things

Dollie's had piercings way before piercings were cool.
She pierced both ears several times. I hated several ear rings at once.
She pierced her own belly button. That kept working out and she repeated it. Finally she had it done in a shop and has had a belly dangly forever.
She pierced one pussy lip. It hurt too badly to do the other. She had a dangly like a belly button ring in there for many years.
She also pierced her own nipples and had an extra hole done one year long ago.

Everything was fine until she went from small rings to barbells, to bar and shields, then larger rings. She even tried nipple stretchers but too painful and awkward.
The larger rings were even fine until we attended a lot of bike events. One thing led to another and over several years bikers accidentally pulled those large rings out.
After having them pierced over and over and having them repeatedly riped out she no longer has prortruding nipples to pierce.

Damned I'm writting a book. This should be a story!

Yes when she got a few other personal tattoos Dollie had her nipples tattooed large and dark to componsate for the lack of nipples and rings. She loves attention and she gets it again.
At least those bikers can't rip out the tattoos.

Everything and more than anyone wanted to know about Dollie's nipples. Yes that is her real name.
The word nipple drives me crazy!

The ende!..........

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Hi I am Ash, and I am an Eagle Scout, with merit badges prove it, I am really into rope, and Bondage in general, though I am more of a tickler, than a paddler. Though I am a fan, I am ashamed to say I do not know the Japanesse Rope Bondage knots, but I can fake it with good old Boy Scout Lashing and Thraping.

Dear Daddy, we may be your next door neighbors. Bring your badges, your ropes, and feathers. If you are a good Eagle Scout finding us should be easy. I will start a fire and send signals when ready.

Recenty on another mature adult forum (Porn site) my wife and I were reading about and viewing tickle game photos. There are Pubs in a far away land with special tickle beds. (Germany)

We talked our local tavern owners (Pub in USA) to put a recliner in and conduct some experimental tickle games.This ain't Germay but I believe there were a few in attendance. My wife became the first test dummy. She hates having her feet tickled but other body parts seemed to be enjoyable.
The only word of warning is if she says she has to pee release her immediately.
Feel free to bring the entire Boy Scout troupe to earn their badge in Redneck Tickleometry.

 

[DaddyAsh]

Denny,

Dollie and I talked the other day, you have a fun wife, once my home life gets less complex I may come and hang out, I am by nature very standoffish at first, but yes someday I do want to meet the two you.

 

[Endless_Night]

Humph. Can you remember when I tiptoed nervously into this barn, had to be coaxed to even make the coffee? Now I am like, oh 'yeah, I have those clamps' and I don't even get a pat on the back. (In fact, I had them before joining here, and endless, they aren't heavy, but they are sizey)

Hmmm. Thank you for that, Elle. I'm guessing they aren't as solid as they look.

 

[Cumference]

Humph. Can you remember when I tiptoed nervously into this barn, had to be coaxed to even make the coffee? Now I am like, oh 'yeah, I have those clamps' and I don't even get a pat on the back. (In fact, I had them before joining here, and endless, they aren't heavy, but they are sizey)

Yeah, perverts are like that!

Back is hereby patted!




Regarding the nerdy element in it: How is pressure applied? Are the studs threaded or magnetic (or something else)?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Cumference]

They are magnetic. .

Thank you for the back pat.

Edit : I'll ask G if I can post a picture of them squeezing something for size and pressure idea. I think they feel less that a clothes pin. I think they would be better on nipples larger than mine . But I do really like them. If I get distracted though and mind wander, and take my body response with me, they flick off in the most pain full way ( that's how we lost one I think)

That would be nice.

(And you gave me a mental image of a click, a yelp and a golden object flying across the room, before disappearing behind the couch)

 

[midwestyankee]

Best image of a classic car I've seen in a long time.


https://media.giphy.com/media/l4siWbQmmTdijOS08/200.gif

 

[midwestyankee]

First dates can be so confusing.


http://i.imgur.com/N1AKa3P.jpg