You just might be a WASP

[Quoll]

If your son's name is a verb you just might be a wasp.

or

If you insist your ancestors were freesettlers you just might be a wasp
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Bi said:
Psst...https://forum.literotica.com/...ad.php?t=420011

And WASP = White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

Thanks

Ej said:
no... if it was a parody thread we'd be talking about "polly want a cracker" and seasonal molting.

Just as well, I think I might be a closet parodier.

Thanks for the heads up Yank.

 

[Recidiva]

If you still rank people's financial status in terms of "Old Money" and "New Money" you might be a WASP.

 

[midwestyankee]

If you still rank people's financial status in terms of "Old Money" and "New Money" you might be a WASP.

If you think that the Rockefellers are "New Money," you just might be a WASP.

 

[Recidiva]

If you think that the Rockefellers are "New Money," you just might be a WASP.

If that Bill Gates fellow is simply too nouveaux riche for you, you might be a WASP.

 

[EJFan]

i think this might be the fastest growing thread ht's seen in a long while.

anyone know what the record post-rate is for a thread?

 

[bobsgirl]

If your mother-in-law is a member of the DAR, and has a good friend named Moppy , your husband might be a WASP.

 

[EJFan]

If your mother-in-law is a member of the DAR, and has a good friend named Moppy , your husband might be a WASP.

this one sounds just a touch personal, BG.

 

[Recidiva]

If your mother-in-law is a member of the DAR, and has a good friend named Moppy , your husband might be a WASP.

(Great-Aunt named Sookey in the DAR, Uncle named Bingham *cough*)

If you have a copy of the "River Road" cookbook...you might be a WASP...HEY!

(If you don't know what the DAR is, you're just not related to the southern WASPs, you're likely a Yankee)

 

[bisexplicit]

If you can't see why anything in this thread is "amusing," you might be a WASP.

 

[bobsgirl]

this one sounds just a touch personal, BG.

Why, whatever do you mean? *trying to look innocent*

 

[Guest]

 

[Norajane]

If you avoid hugs for fear of showing excessive emotion, you just might be a WASP.

 

[midwestyankee]

If every time that your most embarrassing and least accomplished cousin walks into a large room the Marine band starts playing "Hail to the Chief," you just might be a WASP.

 

[bobsgirl]

If every time that your most embarrassing and least accomplished cousin walks into a large room the Marine band starts playing "Hail to the Chief," you just might be a WASP.

 

[glynndah]

If you can use the phrase "de rigueur" correctly, you might be a WASP.

 

[EJFan]

If you can use the phrase "de rigueur" correctly, you might be a WASP.

D'OH!

score one to glynndah.

 

[silverwhisper]

hey, i use that expression!

ed

 

[Succulent-one]

If Garden Club luncheons appear on your calendar more than once a month you might be a WASP

 

[glynndah]

hey, i use that expression!

ed

I think a good trout smacking would overcome a wimpy "de rigueur" anyday.

 

[silverwhisper]

well, if you say so...

[trout-smacks glynndah]



ed

 

[midwestyankee]

If you can use the phrase "de rigueur" correctly, you might be a WASP.

Or (he says in self-defense), you might be reasonably fluent in French and have grown up in the heart of WASP-land.

 

[MercyMia]

If you are black and yellow and lay your eggs in other insects, you might be a WASP.



Somehow I think I might have missed something.
Is this our very first parody thread?

Bwah ha ha ha ha! This thread has to be recorded in the joke threads for posterity.

 

[glynndah]

well, if you say so...

[trout-smacks glynndah]



ed

Not me! That "de rigueur" cowering in the corner!

 

[pinkeden]

If you think that your neighbours are inside having sex all day because they're not out gardening... You may be a WASP.

Thanks for this thread. Having trouble dealing with "older-generation" people I know. I have so much more to post, but It's easy to get malicious

 

[midwestyankee]

If your maid is a member of a local garden club, you might just be a WASP.