You might be submissive if:

Gorath_00 said:
You might be submissive if.. you apologize and feel really, really bad for not being quick and witty, and coming up for somthing to say at the "You might be a submissive if..." thread


well aren't you just a cutie potootie sub :D (welcome)
 
well aren't you just a cutie potootie sub (welcome)

Hehe thanks, I try to be cute for yall... lol

Glad to see it is working
 
you might be a sub if during english class you pull out your anthology book and your riding crop falls out. this happened to me just about 20 min ago....VERY embarassing. i didn't have time to run home between a session with Him and class! only one person saw, and she just gave me a knowing look. i blushed and was thankful the teacher started talking so i didn't have to explain myself!
 
That must be terribly embarrising! I suppose it would equate to when in elementary school I pooed my pants. True story.
 
Now that is something!

bunny bondage said:
you might be a sub if during english class you pull out your anthology book and your riding crop falls out. this happened to me just about 20 min ago....VERY embarassing. i didn't have time to run home between a session with Him and class! only one person saw, and she just gave me a knowing look. i blushed and was thankful the teacher started talking so i didn't have to explain myself!

Outed in English class!

Eb
 
Sees the postie where he was ordered to sit. Is very negliant ((botched.. botched spelling)).... sits, as ordered.
 
Gorath_00 said:
well aren't you just a cutie potootie sub (welcome)

Hehe thanks, I try to be cute for yall... lol

Glad to see it is working

no need to be cute for me i am just a lowly toy making sub, be cute for Eb or she take her beaded rope flogger to your hiney :p
 
Cant decide if he does or does not want that. Decides he doesnt want to upset Eb. Is sort of wise enough to take good advice.. sort of. will think of somthing cute to say. Is not cleaver and witty.

Got it!

You might be a submissive if..

(drum roll)

you pick things off the floor with your teeth. even when noones around.. hmm.'


Isnt a virgin anymore! is experienced! shouldnt have just announced that to the whole world... feels small now. very small.
 
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lilredwolph said:
no need to be cute for me i am just a lowly toy making sub, be cute for Eb or she take her beaded rope flogger to your hiney :p

I LOVE that beaded rope flogger!!

Eb
 
Gorath_00 said:
You might be a submissive if..

(drum roll)

you pick things off the floor with your teeth. even when noones around.. hmm.


Good one LMAO! I love a subby who has a sense of humor. All of mine do!

Eb
 
Gorath_00 said:
Isnt a virgin anymore! is experienced! shouldnt have just announced that to the whole world... feels small now. very small.

Lost that cherry, feels good doesn't it?

Eb
 
Was ben Franklin a closet dom or sub? EVIDENCE:

in his Autobiography, he stated that: what causes pain, instructs!


Hmmmmmmm


Is very glad to have a sense of humor. and stuff. lol.... and yes, it feels very good, thank you. Its nice to have experience, as well as other things, under my belt :p
 
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Ebonyfire said:
I LOVE that beaded rope flogger!!

Eb

i am so glad. i have made a number of them but still don't have one myself coz i get them made and give them away, i need to be greedy with the next 1
 
Gorath_00 said:
Was ben Franklin a closet dom or sub? EVIDENCE:

in his Autobiography, he stated that: what causes pain, instructs!


Hmmmmmmm

Well since I hear he was a womanizer, I vote for Dom.

Eb
 
You might be submissive if: When playing cowboys and indians you always wanted to be the indian tied up.
 
Gorath_00 said:
True. Very true. He had many illigetimant children, too. Virile sucker.

With the history I've heard Ben Franklin was a pretty complex guy... heavy into Jesus/God, yet supported religious freedom... owned slaves and fathered many children with them, but eventually central in the movement to abolish slavery. I've heard his attitude towards women was umm "unusual" too, though perhaps not for the time.

Yep, sounds complexly kinky (with a bit politician). ;)
 
You might be a submissive if... you join the military, for eight years, just for the off chance you get to say "Yes Sir or Yes Ma'am"
 
This stuff is killing me...I'm gonna have to ticky tack them to the outside of my accounting notebook mwhahahaha

You might be a sub if....

Your best china is all comprise of bowls marked "FIDO"

You fake a gimp leg so you can knee walk everywhere you go

You volunteer as the "practice dummy" in police training classes and start egging them on when they aren't rough enough for ya

You commit stupid crimes in front of officers JUST so you can be handcuffed and smacked around

All of your most expensive clothes have the ass cheeks cut out


~
B
 
Bijoux said:
This stuff is killing me...I'm gonna have to ticky tack them to the outside of my accounting notebook mwhahahaha

You might be a sub if....

Your best china is all comprise of bowls marked "FIDO"

You fake a gimp leg so you can knee walk everywhere you go

You volunteer as the "practice dummy" in police training classes and start egging them on when they aren't rough enough for ya

You commit stupid crimes in front of officers JUST so you can be handcuffed and smacked around

All of your most expensive clothes have the ass cheeks cut out


~
B


LMAO

Eb
 
Ebonyfire said:
You turn up your purse looking for some change for the soda machine, and a pair nipple clamps fall out.

Eb
OMG, Eb.... this actually happened to me!! Right in front of my roommate, and her 2 daughters... :eek: hehe
 
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SierraMoon said:
OMG, Eb.... this actually happened to me!! Right in front of my roommate, and her 2 daughters... :eek: hehe

He, he he!

Yep these things happen!

Eb
 
snoozebutton said:
You might be submissive if: When playing cowboys and indians you always wanted to be the indian tied up.

Gee Sir, how did You know? :)
 
you Might be a Submissive IF?????

you have to stop your self thru out the dday answering the men you work with as "Yes Sir"
 
Re: you Might be a Submissive IF?????

deliciea said:
you have to stop your self thru out the dday answering the men you work with as "Yes Sir"

When I do it, it is considered sarcasm (and rightly so)! LOL

Eb
 
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