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That's an impressive resume! Mine isn't even worth publishingOkay I've been asked here and in private a brief run down over the years is as follows
My sexual resume:
Chronic masturbator ever since i hit my late 30s
Lactating Orgasms have always orgasmed when I express milk
Mmf threesome
MFF threesome
Gangbanged 3 or more at once
Outdoor sex
BBC
Bondage (tied up unable to move ) in various ways
Bondage sex
Flogged Whipped etc
Collared locked in not my padlock
Men my age
Younger guys
Cheated
Any of my 3 holes can be taken
Exhibitionist
One night stand with stranger
Motel/ hotel sex the cheaper the better
Fucked in public places
Various sex locations - resturant bathroom, beach , at the opera , my office
Mile High Club on a Boat to name a few places
Bound tight and restricted all over my house
At a Wedding away from guests outside during reception
So, you're saying you're shy and not very adventurous.Okay I've been asked here and in private a brief run down over the years is as follows
My sexual resume:
Chronic masturbator ever since i hit my late 30s
Lactating Orgasms have always orgasmed when I express milk
Mmf threesome
MFF threesome
Gangbanged 3 or more at once
Outdoor sex
BBC
Bondage (tied up unable to move ) in various ways
Bondage sex
Flogged Whipped etc
Collared locked in not my padlock
Men my age
Younger guys
Cheated
Any of my 3 holes can be taken
Exhibitionist
One night stand with stranger
Motel/ hotel sex the cheaper the better
Fucked in public places
Various sex locations - resturant bathroom, beach , at the opera , my office
Mile High Club on a Boat to name a few places
Bound tight and restricted all over my house
At a Wedding away from guests outside during reception
Name: Kyle S. Gelbertson
Address: 1822 W. Faraday St, Surf City, Oklahoma 74410
Age:40
Job Description: Male Submissive/Slave
Experience:
(name redacted')s Submissive Little Bitch, 2014
-Gave oral and received corporal punishment for transgressions.
(Mistresss X's) Sexual Plaything, 2016
-Offered up my physical body to be raped and abused
-worshipped Her boots and thighs
-Cross-dressed for Her pleasure
-Gave up my anal virginity
(Lady X's) Toy to Seduce and Destroy, 2018-2019.
-Worshipped and massaged Her feet and thighs
-Worshipped Her large plastic toy
-Received harsh corporal discipline for being unable to satisfy her, and for daring to think that I could
-Served as her peg boy
-Wore Fishnets and tiny shorts for Her pleasure
-Also served as her makeshift latrine.
(name redacted's) adoring worshipper, 2022-2023.mine
-Gave back-rubs and worshipped Her body and ass
-Served as human stool
-Humiliated and cuckolded for Her pleasure.
Seeking: Long term relationship, based on mutual love and trust, kink optional (though a certainly a bonus), no pay-to-play invoved (As with previous relationships described above)
Whoever was driving that boat, got some serious air.Okay I've been asked here and in private a brief run down over the years is as follows
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Mile High Club on a Boat….
Please pm me for the HR contact info. I do believe there is a position you’re suited for on my firm!Okay I've been asked here and in private a brief run down over the years is as follows
My sexual resume:
Chronic masturbator ever since i hit my late 30s
Lactating Orgasms have always orgasmed when I express milk
Mmf threesome
MFF threesome
Gangbanged 3 or more at once
Outdoor sex
BBC
Bondage (tied up unable to move ) in various ways
Bondage sex
Flogged Whipped etc
Collared locked in not my padlock
Men my age
Younger guys
Cheated
Any of my 3 holes can be taken
Exhibitionist
One night stand with stranger
Motel/ hotel sex the cheaper the better
Fucked in public places
Various sex locations - resturant bathroom, beach , at the opera , my office
Mile High Club on a Boat to name a few places
Bound tight and restricted all over my house
At a Wedding away from guests outside during reception
Enjoy the exhibitionist and wild side of sharing your sexual side with others, married or not.Fav part?
My favorite would have to be "Older men", followed closely by "One night stand with stranger".Fav part?
You'd get the job immediately in my company with that cv -- no interview required.Willing to work my way up and learn the ropes, if, you know, ropes and bondage are required
Love some of your accomplishments Good job on those achievements!My sexual resume:
Chronic masturbator
Mmf threesome
Outdoor sex
Married men
Older men
Cheated
Anal sex
Oral sex
Vaginal sex
Exhibitionist
Sent nudes/vids
Log-in on Pornhub, LushStories and Lit
One night stand with stranger
Motel/ hotel sex
Sex with someone asleep in the room
Fingered in public
Various sex locations - club bathroom, library, tennis court, car, kitchen counter, kitchen floor, bathroom
Almost 50 partners
You need to start reviewing those for the benefit of the others, hehe!LoL... Well, this will be fun to do:
Ssbbw4u
Experienced in;
Excellent Oral sex skills on M and F...
Use of multiple sex toys, (electric, Bluetooth, battery operated.)
Computer literate in sexting
Outdoor adventurous;
Public parks, forests, lakes
I think you need to expand on your experiences and knowledge - the resume should really highlight your strong sides, skills and accomplishmentsWilling to "go down" whenever necessary.
Multiple partners before the age of 24, so I consider myself experienced and knowledgeable..
Sounds wonderful to meOK, I'm 60 and while I haven't lived a life of rampant promiscuity (only about six sex partners including two wives, one still very current) I do have a few nice memories on the chalkboard:
Crossdressed sex (lots!)
Sex en plain air (a lot of clifftops for some reason)
Car sex
One night stand (just the once)
Sex with a married woman (who wasn't my wife). She liked to bareback and go home leaking cum in her knickers because I'd had a vasectomy and her husband hadn't
Rolling in late to work after a night of lust still feeling like I smelled of sex despite having showered
Fingered a partner in public in a posh restaurant
Talked a woman to orgasm on the phone (I'm not convinced my voice is sexy but the evidence suggests otherwise)
First date sex a couple of times
Taken anal (pegging)
Given a porn style facial cumshot (carried away in the heat of the moment)
69 (lots but never enough)
Received a BJ so good I came then passed out briefly
Hotel sex where we were aware somebody was listening and turned up the soundtrack
Only one regret: before I knew anything about BDSM, not realising one partner was a sub and pain slut. I should have realised when she told me to bite her nipples and spank her till it left marks but I was still quite caught up in an "only bad people do that" mindset and she was leaving me to work it out to see if I was a natural dom. I wasn't.