Your Sexual Resume what does it say

[KindredFlame]

Unpaid whore. Maybe.

 

[cubbyfire04]

- Surprisingly submissive.
- Works well alone, 1-on-1, and in groups and with all genders.
- Talented backside & always up for a challenge.
- Eager to clean up a mess, regardless of who made it.
- Willing to share or sit back and watch if that's what the task calls for.
- Takes constructive criticism well, owns mistakes, and accepts corrective action when necessary.

 

[Polranny25]

I didn't realize this either. Were we supposed to measure diameter or circumference, or just shove our dicks into pussies and assholes randomly and see who screams?

Glad it's cleared up that it was circumference. I was very insecure at reading some men's thickness.

Is circumference a reference to being circumcised?

 

[StirlingMorty13]

Loves group sex, more so when the girl(s) are outnumbered

A good facial finisher

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

put together a sexual resume that lists all the sexual things you have done in the past and then submit it to someone.

Before I get started: I am biologically male, mtf trans, 42, and only interested in women, so men, I understand we're all lonely, but I'm not the one for you. I wish you all the love, sex, companionship, best of luck, you will find him/her faster if you don't try to hit me up.

1. I have been in long term relationships of 10 years or more, multiple times. I am faithful to my partner, honest, and will not cheat. I have essentially only ever done monogamy but I am open to having an open relationship if you are interested. Just be honest and get consent first.

2. I am a faithful companion, drug and disease free, I greet you when you get home. I never withhold affection, you are always entitled to kisses, hugs, cuddles, snuggles. You will never feel lonely again, if you choose me.

3. I am an incredibly generous lover and not because I feel like I'm doing you a favor, for whatever reason, I don't get as much from my own sexual gratification as everyone else I know, so, all my validation and gratification, more or less, comes from making my partner smile, content, joyful, or giving her lots and lots of orgasms.

When she is very very thoroughly satisfied, sometimes I would fuck her senseless and cum really hard from being turned on for so long.

Foreplay is a form of sex. I love it. I love that it can give you orgasms. I want you to have lots of them, sweetie. Foreplay can be the entire experience if that is what brings you the greatest pleasure.

4. I love missionary sex, as long as I've made certain I've brought you orgasms that night, before or after, because many women cannot cum from this position. It still feels good and it is very intimate and I looooove to kiss you while we're doing this.

5. I am..... the perfect partner for you if you love being taken from behind, face down ass up, prone, hands and knees, bent over a comfy couch, bent over the bed, oh baby. You present to me your bare naked ass and pussy and I will give you such tender but passionate lovemaking. I will hold your hips and we will both experience emotional, intimate, passionate bliss together. You will not only feel thoroughly and properly fucked but it will be a close bonding experience. All the cuddles and kisses and snuggles. I know this position for many people feels less intimate, due to no eye contact, and for some it can even feel degrading. I.... have never felt that way and I don't think any of my partners ever have. It is an intimate bonding experience. It's hot, it is romantic, even.

6. I have been an exhibitionist before. I snuggled my girlfriend after a shower and shower sex once, under a blanket, on a mattress in the living room while she had an apartment and a female roommate. I started kissing her neck and shoulders and she started wiggling and spreading and I slid myself inside her and one thing lead to another and soon, the blanket was off and we were going at it like wild animals in front of her roommate, who we warned, sex was about to happen, you should leave if you don't want to see it. She didn't leave, we didn't stop, she saw everything, it was hot. Me and my girlfriend discussed it later, said the extra set of eyes on our naked lovemaking made it even hotter. I can't explain why, it just.... works. I am not shy or bashful, if we have experienced lovemaking before and this gives you a thrill, I'm in.

7. I've had sex in public places, out of the eye of anyone where it could get us in real trouble, but.... in pools and hot tubs, once her bathing suit comes off, it's over. I'm pretty aware of my surroundings so we won't be surprised, but.... I will continue to pursue you until you lead me somewhere private, or you cum all over me.

8. I've experienced older women and younger women, and I don't mind the age gap. We are just people. If you find it hot, I'm the right person for you. I also am perfectly comfortable with people my own age. 20-50 is my current age range, but as I get older, I might bump that up to 60.

My largest age gap was with a woman 17 years older than me. It was... the hottest sex I ever had.

9. I've been married before, and would again, with the right person. I am not seeking casual thrills, I want long term, romantic relationships, where sex is a component. Maybe a big component but the most important component for me is whether or not we love each other.

10. I have experienced strap-on dildos fucking me, I've used anal toys, I can get stimulated this way. This experience has mostly made me fully understand what it is like to be fucked in the ass, so, if my lady love wants to experience anal, I know how to give her a very comfortable, close, intimate, safe, loving experience that will drive her wild and be so glad she chose me for the experience. I have done this before, every woman who asked me for anal asked me again, and had a wonderful time. I never asked or insisted ever. She always initiated. I know you have to be in the mood and be prepared, I get it. So, it's on the table. My anal resume is like..... platinum. You won't find a better lover for this kind of play. And my penis is a comfortable size, not too small, not too big, so.... you will be able to both handle me, and also, feel like there's someone penetrating you. The happy medium.

11. I have tasted my own cum, and while cum isn't something I would want to put in my mouth for the taste, it's not offensive at all. Mine is very slippery and watery and it's not as thick or creamy, it's kind of like a natural lubricant and it's very clear. If you don't like to swallow or have it in your mouth, I am very very in control of my body and aware, I can give you a warning a few seconds in advance, and you will never get a mouth full that you don't want. I can't control the precum leakage but that's even clearer and more slippery and it has basically no taste. It's kinda great, actually. If you're a little averse to male cum, I might be the right person for you if you're interested in male genitalia regardless, because I think my cum is nearly tasteless and it's very slippery and fun to play with. And I will never shoot it anywhere you don't want me to, like your face or eyes or hair or anything. I usually have a towel ready.... if you want me to cum directly into the towel, or on myself, or inside you, so there's less clean up, that's fine.

Also, if you want to give me cummy kisses or have me lick you clean after, I don't mind. I love the intimacy. So, I feel like unless you are just completely averse to cum in general, I'm a good partner for you. I do love to cum inside of a woman, and it doesn't have to be inside your mouth, ever, if you don't want.

12. Kinks- There are MANY that I am open to exploring with you, here's some of mine

https://bdsmtest.org/r/kXGJtJLr

13. Drug and disease free. I don't smoke or drink, those are drugs, people seem to leave them off for some reason. I'm completely clean, in every way.

14. This is truthful, yes I do have a penis and it is over six inches long, I can show you in person. Yes it isn't the largest penis in the world, and for several reasons, that's a good thing, unless you absolutely have to have the 9 to 12 inch penis, in which case, hey, I am honest and you can move on from my resume, because I can always get a big dildo and give you a night you will never forget. A person with a gigantic penis and no idea how to please a woman, can't get smaller, and likely will never learn how to please a woman because they're coasting on having a big penis. Some of us learned how women's bodies work and how to pleasure them and even get off on how many orgasms we can cause. The smart money would be on finding someone who knows how to pleasure you and puts that as their top priority. Just saying.

https://dirtycode.io/U6IZW/into

15. I'm a service dominant, which means, yes I am a dom, no I am not sadistic or masochistic, I am not verbally abusive, I am the gentlest, sweetest person you will ever know. It will surprise you when I tie up your wrists so you're helpless while I suck your clit and you cum with your thighs gripping the side of my head like you're a nutcracker. It may surprise you how turned on you get from me gently spanking your bare ass, or how passionately I fuck you when you're face down, ass up. I would describe myself as a person who leads the experience, like leading a dance, but as with any good dance partner, I improvise, and if you start dancing in a different direction or want to stop, we do.

16. Have you ever been really truly and thoroughly fucked by someone's tongue? I've made so many women cum so many times just from riding my tongue. Pussy or ass. My tongue is a small dildo or anal toy and it's all yours. I'm here to feel you cum on my face, hear you moan or scream with pleasure, taste your wet pussy, and experience your legs squeezing me as you cum uncontrollably. That's my favorite, it's so intimate and it's so wild when you lose all control and you can only buck your clit against my lips and mouth and my flicking tongue and fuck my face and grab my head with your legs and try to squeeze me as hard as you can while you're cumming.

Good god, fuck my face. PLEASE do. I love it soooo much.

 

[Submissiveslut_whore]

Good morning Male4Stapon The HR Dept has reviewed your resume and has past it up to upper management for review. We have a new position for a Anal Sex Instructure base on your experiences we think you would make an excellent choice for this position. The course that we are providing is for women who want to start a carrier as and Adult Anal Porn Star and some of the women are getting married to ultra rich men and the men need proof that she is anal certified. We need you to write a Five Day Course Plan. that would include the first day course of how to get ready for anal sex. The second day would consist of small dildos and fingers. The third day would be using larger dildo and having our client go home with a butt plug in her ass. The fourth day would be tactically having anal sex in multiple positions. The fifth and final day day would be the gradation day where our client will be anally gangbang by four of our top executives with you video taping the event. After the event our client would be presented with the video for promotional purpose and a certificate of anal experience. They will now be able to start their carrier as and adult anal entertainer or present it to their future husband. Please let us know if you are interested in this position and provide us with a course review.

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I would definitely be want to be the first client, and maybe I'll renew the course a few times.

 

[HarleyQuim]

Objective: To utilize my experience as a total whore to serve as a bottom to a pansexual, safe and sane polycule.

Skills:
-I’m an accomplished oral lover with the ability please all genders individually or in group settings.
-The ability to embrace pain for the enjoyment of partners.
-Total obedience to any task within my reasonable limits.
-Willingness to endure heavy humiliation play including forced nudity, group golden showers and leash play.

References: available upon request but I don’t know all their names.