Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Seems you’re handy with tools, can you help me pound this in?

Hey you... um... remember that one time...

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Hey you... um... remember that one time...

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Yes I'll pay for some of your bus fare.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Yes I'll pay for some of your bus fare.

Oh, bus fare, dirty ... wait... don't ask me how though...

 

[Wriggle]

Oh, bus fare, dirty ... wait... don't ask me how though...

I like big butts and I cannot lie
All you other brothers can't deny
That when that girl walks in with a iddy biddy waist.....

What do you mean you're self conscious about it?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I like big butts and I cannot lie
All you other brothers can't deny
That when that girl walks in with a iddy biddy waist.....

What do you mean you're self conscious about it?

Uh sure you’ve a lovely singing voice. No, no I don’t need to hear more. But thank you kindly.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

enough small talk, lets do some fun midwest shit like cow tippin and patty tossing..

Hey, Pali I bet I could make you break your oath!

 

[Grant55]

Hey, Pali I bet I could make you break your oath!

Yes. But is it really magical?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Hey, Pali I bet I could make you break your oath!

Hiya, word on the street is that fabric softener actually works.

 

[SmokingFap]

Do you think this is rosacea or plaque psoriasis?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Rosacea although I'm no trainned

 

[Coyote100]

You need some spelling lessons.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I really like cheese.

*stares*

 

[Beardy_181]

I really like cheese.

*stares*

Smoldering over my glasses: "If I keep my chin down you can't see my nose hairs."

 

[Guyblue82]

If you wash it, I bet it smells better

 

[Luv2tongueu]

I bet he did *wink wink*

 

[dawn_of_night]

That's what she said...

*Blinks*

 

[JennyCapricorn]

That's what she said...

*Blinks*

You like crafting? I’m a work in progress.

 

[Divindisguise]

Can you blow my whistle baby..

 

[Beardy_181]

You must be new here at the Blue Oyster.

 

[lavendersilk]

My favorite sexual position is 69... wait... why is your head down there? I'm the 6! No! Now your head is in the wrong position again!

 

[Shenanigans90]

Wanna pick up McDonalds and go back to my parent’s place?

 

[Coyote100]

My favorite sexual position is 69... wait... why is your head down there? I'm the 6! No! Now your head is in the wrong position a gain!

What is wrong with my 99 position?

 

[lindi_85]

What is wrong with my 99 position?

I know how to burb the alphabet… backwards

Form an orderly line

 

[Taegul]

I know how to burb the alphabet… backwards

Form an orderly line

You can "burb" for me anytime.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Excuse me sir. Is that a large cellphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?