Broken_paladin
magic in her grace
- Joined
- Aug 5, 2022
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Can freeze you with his eye monocle and shoot lighting from his arseTalks to ravens and has them do her bidding in her ploy to conquer the world using only ravens and a spork
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Can freeze you with his eye monocle and shoot lighting from his arseTalks to ravens and has them do her bidding in her ploy to conquer the world using only ravens and a spork
Damn going to have to put the chocolates somewhere else now...He can easily reach the top shelf to get things. Heck, he can easily reach above the top shelf to hide things too!
Damn going to have to put the chocolates somewhere else now...
I've been told he can fart on demand.The power of hypnosis.
The power to control all ants with 800I've been told he can fart on demand.
Ability to make dorito margaritas!!!!She can create the illusion of any sexy lingerie on her body.
The power to make everyone in the room to dance.
The power to turn a dragon's heart to mushThe power to turn water into whiskey
Bourbon to be precise.
The gift of a serving attitude for a man in control...The ability to brighten up a full stadium
tongue is so powerful she can wash the laundry with her licksHe can dry the washing by breathing ...
Can create pomegranates out of stoneHe can train mustangs with just a thought.
Erases all nightmares from our dreams.Can create pomegranates out of stone
Eases all pain caused by skin dermatitisErases all nightmares from our dreams.