Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Bassytian]

You've just seen how far I can get my fingers into my nose, now imagine what I can do for you!

 

[Fiestykitten]

I could ride your fingers like I ride the mechanical bull at our local honky-tonk bar.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I could ride your fingers like I ride the mechanical bull at our local honky-tonk bar.

I’m not into pain but … break my fingers!!!

 

[Fiestykitten]

I’m not into pain but … break my fingers!!!

I can squeeze your fingers until they break....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Chicken fingers ?
Cause I like fries and sauce....

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I can squeeze your fingers until they break....

Not this finger. It has a titanium exo skeleton back when I wanted to be the terminator.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Not this finger. It has a titanium exo skeleton back when I wanted to be the terminator.

You can terminate my body anytime.....

 

[AlwaysDancing]

You can terminate my body anytime.....

I think you said you’re ready for my cyber cock?

 

[Fiestykitten]

I think you said you’re ready for my cyber cock?

Yes, I told you I need your rooster to fertilize my eggs.......

 

[ydahecnot]

“Take a chance on me…darn good song, by the way.”

 

[Fiestykitten]

Do you have any sunscreen... your rays are burning my flesh

 

[Wriggle]

Do you have any sunscreen... your rays are burning my flesh

Can I eat your peeling skin?

 

[Bassytian]

Raw or fried?

 

[Fiestykitten]

I have raw mussels you could try....

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I have raw mussels you could try....

I also have a raw muscle you can try.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I also have a raw muscle you can try.

Would you mind if I had a little taste test first to see if I like it?

 

[dawn_of_night]

You can taste what you want, but that's the best sausage in the PNW....

 

[Coyote100]

Personally, l think taste is a overtated sense.

 

[cactusjack0584]

You’d make a fine pelt

 

[Fiestykitten]

I want you to poke me with the thousands of needles you have

 

[cactusjack0584]

I want you to poke me with the thousands of needles you have

Let’s see if we can make that kitty purr

 

[Fiestykitten]

I know your as dry as the desert, want me to help you get wet?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Are you a sewing machine? Because I want to see you bobbin

 

[Fiestykitten]

ummm... Hi (awkward stare) would you be willing to thread my needle? It's just so small.

 

[dawn_of_night]

ummm... Hi (awkward stare) would you be willing to thread my needle? It's just so small.

I can fix that.....