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[Fiestykitten]

It’s to early to be up… and I didn’t nearly get enough skeep
I need a keg and and I.V. Of coffee
Fuck…

 

[NewStartQueen]

Im having coffee and waiting for my friends to wake up so we can have breakfast and go climbing. Keep telling myself it’s still cold out to be less impatient.
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Ooo climbing! Sounds like fun!

 

[NewStartQueen]

It’s to early to be up… and I didn’t nearly get enough skeep
I need a keg and and I.V. Of coffee
Fuck…

My tribute to you...

 

[Fiestykitten]

My tribute to you...

Ooo wish I had that with my coffee

 

[NewStartQueen]

Ooo wish I had that with my coffee

Oh you poor thing. If you need to wake up more eat an apple. They have more stimulants in it than just coffee.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Oh you poor thing. If you need to wake up more eat an apple. They have more stimulants in it than just coffee.

I’ll see if I can find one cause holy fuck am I a zombie rn… 42 hours in 3 days kicked my ass

 

[AlwaysDancing]

It’s to early to be up… and I didn’t nearly get enough skeep
I need a keg and and I.V. Of coffee
Fuck…

A keg and an IV of coffee?! Is this a thing?

I’m so sorry you didn’t get much sleep … I feel like I didn’t either.

Which brings me back to googling for a keg and IV of coffee

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh you poor thing. If you need to wake up more eat an apple. They have more stimulants in it than just coffee.

"I need coffee."

"Here, have an apple instead."

What did I ever do to you?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

"I need coffee."

"Here, have an apple instead."

What did I ever do to you?

An apple instead of coffee

But an apple in addition to coffee

You can always ignore the apple.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Oh you poor thing. If you need to wake up more eat an apple. They have more stimulants in it than just coffee.

So I guess I was dreaming about apples this morning

 

[MissRadiant]

It’s to early to be up… and I didn’t nearly get enough skeep
I need a keg and and I.V. Of coffee
Fuck…

I know I am not @cactusjack0584 but closet i could find....hope it helps

 

[NewStartQueen]

I’ll see if I can find one cause holy fuck am I a zombie rn… 42 hours in 3 days kicked my ass

Truly I get being so tired that you'll do anything to get through. Hence I know the apple fact as I had to once get through 72 hours of monitoring a clinical trial every 2 hours by myself as the day shift person got sick. My boss went and bought me granny smith apples and I got through 72 hours with only 4 90-minute naps.

What did I ever do to you?

Nothing. I am trying to help everyone stay awake and protect your bowels by adding some fibre to your diets.

You can always ignore the apple.

You can, but this is a genuine nutrition hack, for everyone who relies on caffeine to stay awake and alert. The apples stimulates different pathways than caffeine. The other one that works well is peppermint gum/candy but that will also make you want to poop more.

So I guess I was dreaming about apples this morning

Good morning to you too! Talk about rise and shine

 

[UnquietDreams]

Truly I get being so tired that you'll do anything to get through. Hence I know the apple fact as I had to once get through 72 hours of monitoring a clinical trial every 2 hours by myself as the day shift person got sick. My boss went and bought me granny smith apples and I got through 72 hours with only 4 90-minute naps.

Nothing. I am trying to help everyone stay awake and protect your bowels by adding some fibre to your diets.

You can, but this is a genuine nutrition hack, for everyone who relies on caffeine to stay awake and alert. The apples stimulates different pathways than caffeine. The other one that works well is peppermint gum/candy but that will also make you want to poop more.

Good morning to you too! Talk about rise and shine

Have I told you how attractive I find an intelligent woman? How a brilliant woman, especially a woman far smarter than I, just trips all the switches to my heart? How gorgeous you are, and never once have I seen your face? How much I adore you, your worship, and bow to your wisdom and experience, oh queen among women?


That said, I want coffee.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Your local bartenderista here…
Prepping to go to Costco…
On a weekend…
What could go wrong?
Wish me luck brats and brat watchers…

 

[MissRadiant]

Your local bartenderista here…
Prepping to go to Costco…
On a weekend…
What could go wrong?
Wish me luck brats and brat watchers…

I see alot of walking, and may the odds of a hot dog be in your favor

 

[NewStartQueen]

Have I told you how attractive I find an intelligent woman? How a brilliant woman, especially a woman far smarter than I, just trips all the switches to my heart? How gorgeous you are, and never once have I seen your face? How much I adore you, your worship, and bow to your wisdom and experience, oh queen among women?


That said, I want coffee.

And you are lucky that you are a slow metaboliser of caffeine, unlike me, a rapid metaboliser who can drink a double espresso and still fall asleep immediately.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Truly I get being so tired that you'll do anything to get through. Hence I know the apple fact as I had to once get through 72 hours of monitoring a clinical trial every 2 hours by myself as the day shift person got sick. My boss went and bought me granny smith apples and I got through 72 hours with only 4 90-minute naps.

Nothing. I am trying to help everyone stay awake and protect your bowels by adding some fibre to your diets.

You can, but this is a genuine nutrition hack, for everyone who relies on caffeine to stay awake and alert. The apples stimulates different pathways than caffeine. The other one that works well is peppermint gum/candy but that will also make you want to poop more.

Good morning to you too! Talk about rise and shine

Good Morning Queen!

Apples aren't the only thing that enjoy a polishing

 

[NewStartQueen]

Good Morning Queen!

Apples aren't the only thing that enjoy a polishing

Of course... There's antique bed knobs.... Those take a lot of attention

 

[UnquietDreams]

And you are lucky that you are a slow metaboliser of caffeine, unlike me, a rapid metaboliser who can drink a double espresso and still fall asleep immediately.

Not flattery if every word is true. Just saying...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

My mental image of the Queen

 

[MissRadiant]

Not flattery if every word is true. Just saying...

knowledge is power and I love to read. Not my bookshelf but it is my local library.

 

[MissRadiant]

Have I told you how attractive I find an intelligent woman? How a brilliant woman, especially a woman far smarter than I, just trips all the switches to my heart? How gorgeous you are, and never once have I seen your face? How much I adore you, your worship, and bow to your wisdom and experience, oh queen among women?


That said, I want coffee.

I know this was not meant to me, but I needed to read this. Bc I am a brilliant woman, smarter than I would like to think. Forget sometimes how I look.

Yes, I know you meant this for @NewStartQueen but.....I hope it can be applied to any woman in here as well.

Bc it is a lovely sweet reminder.

 

[NewStartQueen]

My mental image of the Queen

I love Natalie Dormer. She's my biggest girl crush ever... I would worship her

But alas, I'm trying to fall asleep, not wake up

So here I am in bed trying to get sleepy

But being distracted by thoughts of and

 

[UnquietDreams]

knowledge is power and I love to read. Not my bookshelf but it is my local library.

I'm too shy to post my bookshelves in public...

 

[NewStartQueen]

I know this was not meant to me, but I needed to read this. Bc I am a brilliant woman, smarter than I would like to think. Forget sometimes how I look.

Yes, I know you meant this for @NewStartQueen but you any woman in here.....I hope it can be applied to them as well.

Bc it is a lovely sweet reminder.

Oh honey! We women need to get our resolve from anywhere. So read all the compliments, regardless of who they are aimed at, and fill your cup until it's overflowing. For we are all Queens of our own lives. Never forget that. Find your crown and wear it everyday.