LilKitKat's thread

[NakedStoryLover]

not trying to distract. stare at my ass. dont get any work done. fantasize about how tight it is. Grip your cock and pretend you are sliding up inside of it. blast cum deep into me and watch the creampie.

better!?

Well... yes!

 

[LilKitKat]

Half your clients would be women.

save the rep of the husband so the kids dont think dad is a dirty old man?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

yeah I may not be super incognito if you are 70 yrs old and this is in somewhere like Scotland/Ireland/Finland/Sweden etc where I may stick out a notch more than in Calif/NY

ok Ill manage the company, and hire a few older gents to do the work for me

Oh, but hot Kit coming to the funeral in all black, with a black veil, pencil skirt, and mysterious air would be exactly the right sendoff that I would pay a premium for!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

save the rep of the husband so the kids dont know dad is a dirty old man?

FIFY

 

[Toro1886]

not trying to distract. stare at my ass. dont get any work done. fantasize about how tight it is. Grip your cock and pretend you are sliding up inside of it. blast cum deep into me and watch the creampie.

better!?

much!!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

yeah I may not be super incognito if you are 70 yrs old and this is in somewhere like Scotland/Ireland/Finland/Sweden etc where I may stick out a notch more than in Calif/NY

ok Ill manage the company, and hire a few older gents to do the work for me

Charge extra for Kit-in-person. Executive Premium service, as long as you have a great cover story for the wife

 

[hotcpu]

yeah I may not be super incognito if you are 70 yrs old and this is in somewhere like Scotland/Ireland/Finland/Sweden etc where I may stick out a notch more than in Calif/NY

ok Ill manage the company, and hire a few older gents to do the work for me

Franchise the rights out and be in Bali .... ⛱

 

[Utmale48]

save the rep of the husband so the kids dont think dad is a dirty old man?

That too. But I’ve learned that women can be just as pervy as men. Just saying.

 

[LilKitKat]

Charge extra for Kit-in-person. Executive Premium service, as long as you have a great cover story for the wife

How did you know -insert name here-

Oh he had contacted me for business and was a good friend

What kind of business do you do?

I ummm...got his heart rate going? made sure he slacked off at work to talk about sports and my ass? helped him ejaculate daily? came here to erase his hard drive so you dont see his porn history?

Shit

 

[NakedStoryLover]

How did you know -insert name here-

Oh he had contacted me for business and was a good friend

What kind of business do you do?

I ummm...got his heart rate going? made sure he slacked off at work to talk about sports and my ass? helped him ejaculate daily? came here to erase his hard drive so you dont see his porn history?

Shit

Goddammit, Kit!

You've GOT to improve your sales pitch (or wear a lower cut top... so as to detract from said failures)

 

[Utmale48]

How did you know -insert name here-

Oh he had contacted me for business and was a good friend

What kind of business do you do?

I ummm...got his heart rate going? made sure he slacked off at work to talk about sports and my ass? helped him ejaculate daily? came here to erase his hard drive so you dont see his porn history?

Shit

Just show up dressed in all black. Tell them you can’t really talk about “the job” Adds an air of mystery

 

[LilKitKat]

Goddammit, Kit!

You've GOT to improve your sales pitch (or wear a lower cut top... so as to detract from said failures)

so this is too conservative yer saying?

 

[LilKitKat]

before you all go bonkers, its from our AI buddy.
I dont own this dress, and certainly dont have paparazzi taking pics of me

 

[bobshonda]

so this is too conservative yer saying?

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Fuckin HOTT!

 

[Utmale48]

before you all go bonkers, its from our AI buddy.
I dont own this dress, and certainly dont have paparazzi taking pics of me

That would definitely look good on you though.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

so this is too conservative yer saying?

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For sales pitch, no. For the funeral, hell yes!

 

[LilKitKat]

That would definitely look good on you though.

yeah except if it was real, itd be like a couple thousand dollars or so and well, I dont have occasion nor the means to drop that on a dress...just to be anything but respectful and distract some people at a funeral

 

[Utmale48]

i get that. That would be a pricey outfit I’m sure.

 

[MacGuffinn]

How did you know -insert name here-

Oh he had contacted me for business and was a good friend

What kind of business do you do?

I ummm...got his heart rate going? made sure he slacked off at work to talk about sports and my ass? helped him ejaculate daily? came here to erase his hard drive so you dont see his porn history?

Shit

I would love to see the faces of the folks when my will is ready by some stuffy lawyer: "To the extremely lovely lady that helped me to ejaculate daily, I bequeath..."

 

[LilKitKat]

I would love to see the faces of the folks when my will is ready by some stuffy lawyer: "To the extremely lovely lady that helped me to ejaculate daily, I bequeath..."

the majority of all my holdings, including the yacht, the Ferrari, the house in the Hamptons, the estate in Montana, the cabin on the hillside at Val Gardena and the one at Val d'Isere, and the bulk of my 22.9 million dollars in my Swiss account

and all my porn account passwords so she can erase all my messages, cock shots, tribute photos and more

 

[NakedStoryLover]

the majority of all my holdings, including the yacht, the Ferrari, the house in the Hamptons, the estate in Montana, the cabin on the hillside at Val Gardena and the one at Val d'Isere, and the bulk of my 22.9 million dollars in my Swiss account

and all my porn account passwords so she can erase all my messages, cock shots, tribute photos and more

Can I copy-and-paste this?

 

[LilKitKat]

Can I copy-and-paste this?

uhhh...sure but i gotta ask...why?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

uhhh...sure but i gotta ask...why?

Just kidding about updating my will. Joke.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Just kidding about updating my will. Joke.

Shouldn't have made that emoji-free joke so soon after yesterday's download drama.

JUST KIDDING, ALL! Nothing to see here.

 

[Utmale48]

Shouldn't have made that emoji-free joke so soon after yesterday's download drama.

JUST KIDDING, ALL! Nothing to see here.