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yeah I may not be super incognito if you are 70 yrs old and this is in somewhere like Scotland/Ireland/Finland/Sweden etc where I may stick out a notch more than in Calif/NY

ok Ill manage the company, and hire a few older gents to do the work for me
Oh, but hot Kit coming to the funeral in all black, with a black veil, pencil skirt, and mysterious air would be exactly the right sendoff that I would pay a premium for!
 
yeah I may not be super incognito if you are 70 yrs old and this is in somewhere like Scotland/Ireland/Finland/Sweden etc where I may stick out a notch more than in Calif/NY

ok Ill manage the company, and hire a few older gents to do the work for me
Charge extra for Kit-in-person. Executive Premium service, as long as you have a great cover story for the wife
 
yeah I may not be super incognito if you are 70 yrs old and this is in somewhere like Scotland/Ireland/Finland/Sweden etc where I may stick out a notch more than in Calif/NY

ok Ill manage the company, and hire a few older gents to do the work for me
Franchise the rights out and be in Bali .... ⛱🌞
 
Charge extra for Kit-in-person. Executive Premium service, as long as you have a great cover story for the wife
How did you know -insert name here-

Oh he had contacted me for business and was a good friend

What kind of business do you do?

I ummm...got his heart rate going? made sure he slacked off at work to talk about sports and my ass? helped him ejaculate daily? came here to erase his hard drive so you dont see his porn history?

Shit
 
How did you know -insert name here-

Oh he had contacted me for business and was a good friend

What kind of business do you do?

I ummm...got his heart rate going? made sure he slacked off at work to talk about sports and my ass? helped him ejaculate daily? came here to erase his hard drive so you dont see his porn history?

Shit
Goddammit, Kit!

You've GOT to improve your sales pitch (or wear a lower cut top... so as to detract from said failures)
 
How did you know -insert name here-

Oh he had contacted me for business and was a good friend

What kind of business do you do?

I ummm...got his heart rate going? made sure he slacked off at work to talk about sports and my ass? helped him ejaculate daily? came here to erase his hard drive so you dont see his porn history?

Shit
Just show up dressed in all black. Tell them you can’t really talk about “the job” Adds an air of mystery
 
How did you know -insert name here-

Oh he had contacted me for business and was a good friend

What kind of business do you do?

I ummm...got his heart rate going? made sure he slacked off at work to talk about sports and my ass? helped him ejaculate daily? came here to erase his hard drive so you dont see his porn history?

Shit
I would love to see the faces of the folks when my will is ready by some stuffy lawyer: "To the extremely lovely lady that helped me to ejaculate daily, I bequeath..."
 
I would love to see the faces of the folks when my will is ready by some stuffy lawyer: "To the extremely lovely lady that helped me to ejaculate daily, I bequeath..."
the majority of all my holdings, including the yacht, the Ferrari, the house in the Hamptons, the estate in Montana, the cabin on the hillside at Val Gardena and the one at Val d'Isere, and the bulk of my 22.9 million dollars in my Swiss account

and all my porn account passwords so she can erase all my messages, cock shots, tribute photos and more
 
the majority of all my holdings, including the yacht, the Ferrari, the house in the Hamptons, the estate in Montana, the cabin on the hillside at Val Gardena and the one at Val d'Isere, and the bulk of my 22.9 million dollars in my Swiss account

and all my porn account passwords so she can erase all my messages, cock shots, tribute photos and more
Can I copy-and-paste this? 🤔🧐
 
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