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[Dayhoosier]

Morning! I got my new coffee machine so I'm all....

Oooo new coffee machine! I forgot you needed one. Is it everything you'd hoped?

 

[Noone45]

Who needs coffee?

 

[NewStartQueen]

Hiiii @NewStartQueen

 

[NewStartQueen]

Oooo new coffee machine! I forgot you needed one. Is it everything you'd hoped?

Yes. Because it's the exact same model that blew up

 

[Noone45]

 

[subdudeme13]

I don't really know you yet, but I believe you...
After all, if a bigot tries to hang out around here ... he must be a real masochist.

I am not a bigot but i could be a masochist!

 

[NewStartQueen]

I am not a bigot but i could be a masochist!

Is that why you keep telling everyone your oral skills are a 10/10

 

[subdudeme13]

Is that why you keep telling everyone your oral skills are a 10/10

I am, among other things, orally accomplished. I can sing too!

 

[NewStartQueen]

I am, among other things, orally accomplished. I can sing too!

Hmmm what's your favourite song to sing?

 

[Dayhoosier]

I am, among other things, orally accomplished. I can sing too!

"Orally accomplished" .... I pictured tongue and mouth medals and trophies

 

[subdudeme13]

At

Hmmm what's your favourite song to sing?

At the moment Mocking Bird

 

[subdudeme13]

"Orally accomplished" .... I pictured tongue and mouth medals and trophies

I recieve mostly oral accolades

 

[subdudeme13]

Hmmm what's your favourite song to sing?

I have just been singing along, eiher part.

 

[NewStartQueen]

I recieve mostly oral accolades

Those are directions... Not accolades...

 

[subdudeme13]

Those are directions... Not accolades...

I always follow directions. Directions can be a form of accolade. You know like, "Oh God YES YES YES! MORE."

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I prefer to give directions

 

[subdudeme13]

I prefer to give directions

Go with the flow!

 

[subdudeme13]

Those are directions... Not accolades...

I worked for a woman that gave me that look!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Directing the sails to capture the wind to your desire is going with the flow.

 

[NewStartQueen]

Directing the sails to capture the wind to your desire is going with the flow.

But not if the directions are... "Harder... No harder." Or "don't stop.... Why did you stop?!?!"

 

[AlwaysDancing]

But not if the directions are... "Harder... No harder." Or "don't stop.... Why did you stop?!?!"

See … I don’t see this as directions. I see it as the Wind begging to be harnessed and tamed.

Or … my metaphor is starting to completely fall apart

 

[Dayhoosier]

Who needs coffee?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Even though it seems everyone already has some… I’m making more

Anybody need a cup?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Even though it seems everyone already has some… I’m making more
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Anybody need a cup?

Thank you, Jack.

I feel like I could take two pots myself

 

[Dayhoosier]

Even though it seems everyone already has some… I’m making more
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Anybody need a cup?

Pour over? Yes please!!!!!