shellbellfell
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- Sep 16, 2010
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Look around, grab a glass of (spiked) punch.....
I have been here like 5 minutes...two private messages completely devoid of relevant content. Second one wants to know what kind of things I want to see...well lets see I am not reading this in braille so I'll see what I see.
He seemed legitimate in that has a lot of posts, a profile...I came off a little snippy mostly because of the first welcoming message I got:
he mentions (as his name implys) that he is interested in older women..
I am sure everyone with a vaguely female name on here got the same message. (Something he helpfully admits to later)
Since he has nothing in his profile and has been here (at lest in that incarnation since may..i feel safe in letting him know how I truly feel. He hopes I'm enjoying quiet time alone? I was. (and the inability to distinguish between a contraction and possessive, I'll let slide)
I send a terse message indicating I am not old enough to be his mommy and that he should exit the basement and look for her.
So he replies (completely unnecessarily proving he has too much time on his hands in mommy's basement) so ANOTHER window pops saying I have mail from him...
I give this little rejoinder a little courser this time
He helpfully explains "how it works here..." really people do you all agree? he explained that I 'need to check myself' and refers to me as an angry bitch...yes he has brought out that side of me so his description was apt and my response appropriate in his case.
"Check yourself" yeah you are a real gangsta bringin' up yo pimp hand to slap that bitch down good, dog.
(yeah I know at this point I am feedin the troll..more like trollette but ya know.)
So he continues to lecture me the 'sensual older woman' of his dreams:
basically telling me I started it..
He ought to watch that whole 'laughing out loud" his mommy might come downstairs and want to know how he got round the parental controls.
I' m on a lot of male dominated boards since daddy had no boys I spent a lot of time in the garage with him and love fast cars
Im used to the come-ons, but they usually give you five fucking minutes before they pounce.
They also usually use some common sense..the ones that shotgun every girl like that usually soften the approach the second go around not call you a bitch...(which I have every right to be if you come off as a prick)
-end rant...
and yes I found the ignore button...
they use the same interface on a couple of the car boards I am on..and no before I get a flood of pm's I will not link my car-life with my as yet unfulfilled due to incessant interruptions kink life
Guy #2 explained to me that there is a "latest member" feature so maybe this will die down after a bit...guy #2 did it right, actually used the word welcome...didn't assume I am a horny older mommy to change his diaper or whatever the fuck...(not that I judge if that's your thing...~benevolent smile~)
edit again...lovely pms since...apparently all a girl has to do is tell the guys (and girls) how she expects to be addressed so thank all of you since for your courtesies.
I have been here like 5 minutes...two private messages completely devoid of relevant content. Second one wants to know what kind of things I want to see...well lets see I am not reading this in braille so I'll see what I see.
He seemed legitimate in that has a lot of posts, a profile...I came off a little snippy mostly because of the first welcoming message I got:
he mentions (as his name implys) that he is interested in older women..
I am sure everyone with a vaguely female name on here got the same message. (Something he helpfully admits to later)
Since he has nothing in his profile and has been here (at lest in that incarnation since may..i feel safe in letting him know how I truly feel. He hopes I'm enjoying quiet time alone? I was. (and the inability to distinguish between a contraction and possessive, I'll let slide)
I send a terse message indicating I am not old enough to be his mommy and that he should exit the basement and look for her.
So he replies (completely unnecessarily proving he has too much time on his hands in mommy's basement) so ANOTHER window pops saying I have mail from him...
I give this little rejoinder a little courser this time
He helpfully explains "how it works here..." really people do you all agree? he explained that I 'need to check myself' and refers to me as an angry bitch...yes he has brought out that side of me so his description was apt and my response appropriate in his case.
"Check yourself" yeah you are a real gangsta bringin' up yo pimp hand to slap that bitch down good, dog.
(yeah I know at this point I am feedin the troll..more like trollette but ya know.)
So he continues to lecture me the 'sensual older woman' of his dreams:
basically telling me I started it..
He ought to watch that whole 'laughing out loud" his mommy might come downstairs and want to know how he got round the parental controls.
I' m on a lot of male dominated boards since daddy had no boys I spent a lot of time in the garage with him and love fast cars
Im used to the come-ons, but they usually give you five fucking minutes before they pounce.
They also usually use some common sense..the ones that shotgun every girl like that usually soften the approach the second go around not call you a bitch...(which I have every right to be if you come off as a prick)
-end rant...
and yes I found the ignore button...
they use the same interface on a couple of the car boards I am on..and no before I get a flood of pm's I will not link my car-life with my as yet unfulfilled due to incessant interruptions kink life
Guy #2 explained to me that there is a "latest member" feature so maybe this will die down after a bit...guy #2 did it right, actually used the word welcome...didn't assume I am a horny older mommy to change his diaper or whatever the fuck...(not that I judge if that's your thing...~benevolent smile~)
edit again...lovely pms since...apparently all a girl has to do is tell the guys (and girls) how she expects to be addressed so thank all of you since for your courtesies.
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