What's your sign?

What is your sign?


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Littlefinger

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Leo, cusp Virgo here! Do you put any stock into horoscopes or the Zodiac at all? Me neither. Hah. What a dorky thing to be interested in.

Anyway, stop in and tell me your sign! I will periodically pasta things that are neato or silly or cute about the signs. This could either explain so much about board relations and different personalities or only mean what we want it to mean! Heh! Meta!

The signs as three feelings

aries:the minute you finish something you've been working on for ages with confidence that it is perfect. when the person you couldn't admit you wanted to call finally calls. running after someone, exhilerated.

taurus:falling asleep early. the lull of a city at night. the sun hitting your shoulders after being in a freezing building.

gemini:booking plane tickets. buying something you've wanted without looking at the price tag. driving all night with someone, talking so much that your throat is sore.

cancer:breakfast at 2am. standing in the ocean on a chilly day. throwing a punch that you've imagined for years.

leo:the second your favorite band steps onto the stage. all of your friends laughing at once, none of you able to contain yourselves for several minutes. getting complimented on your biggest insecurity.

virgo:the line in that book that makes you understand life better. eye contact with a newborn baby. holding your best friend while you both sob.

libra:taking in a view that you will never be able to remember. falling asleep next to someone, breathing on each other's faces. a cry that consumes your entire body, draining you from all of the bad things that happened.

scorpio:driving down a highway in summer, windows down. a lover pressing a kiss to the back of your neck. a cup of tea at the end of a busy day.

sagittarius:staring at the sky and forgetting where you are. the stomach-lurch after you grab someone's hand for the first time. knowing that you're kissing someone for the last time.

capricorn:reminiscing with your family. chasing your best friend through a department store. standing at the top of a mountain with no noise but your own breathing.

aquarius:the first time you hear the song that feels like where you belong. waving goodbye to the house you grew up in. dying your hair in the sink--a split decision you made with your best friend.

pisces:someone telling you "it's going to be okay", and actually believing them. meeting someone with the exact same sense of humour as you. the breathless smile on their face after you've surprised someone with a gift.
 
The signs when being asked not to do the thing

Aries - Imma do the thing.

Taurus - Fine, I won’t do the thing.

Gemini - I’m not gonna do the thing. *5 minutes later* Imma do the thing.

Cancer - DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.

Leo - Give me one good reason not to do the thing.

Virgo - Okay. *sobs quietly*

Libra - How did you even know about the thing? Are you a SPY?!

Scorpio - SCREW YOU. *does the thing (twice)*

Sagittarius - i’LL do THE thinG, buT i’LL make u thinK i didn’t. but actuaLLy i did the thinG 10 years ago, and u’ll think i did tHe thing but I diDn’t and i’LL mess u up so bad imma confuse even myseLf.

Capricorn - Gimme all your money and I won’t do the thing.

Aquarius - You didn’t even say “please” omg.

Pisces - Wtf is the thing tho?
 
Sagittarius: staring at the sky and forgetting where you are. the stomach-lurch after you grab someone's hand for the first time. knowing that you're kissing someone for the last time.
 
Sagittarius: staring at the sky and forgetting where you are. the stomach-lurch after you grab someone's hand for the first time. knowing that you're kissing someone for the last time.

Ah! The archer! Do you feel in tune with your inner centaur? :D

The Signs As Awkward Teenage Phases

Aries: Rebellious teenager who rebels against a lot.

Taurus: Sits on computer all day/night; awkward loner/ weird friend group

Gemini: Obsessed with being popular/going along with the crowd.

Cancer: Emo/ Goth kid/loner

Leo: Overly emotional

Virgo: Overly insecure

Libra: Lazy/ Tired of everything (can be physically or emotionally)

Scorpio: Goes around, scoping out to see who is better than them

Sagittarius: Thinks that they’re always in love

Capricorn: Quiet & socially awkward kid

Aquarius: Loud person who shows no emotion/ wants to be center of attention

Pisces: The misunderstood teen
 
Yeah, I did that. Now she's trying to steal my car charger.

Is she the Gemini or are you? Either I'd believe.

The Signs As Bread

Aries // Ciabatta
Taurus // Pumpernickel
Gemini // Naan
Cancer // English Muffin
Leo // Banana Bread
Virgo // White
Libra // Breadstick
Scorpio // Sourdough
Sagittarius // Baguette
Capricorn // Whole Wheat
Aquarius // Bagel
Pisces // Crouton
 
aries, but actually it's pisces though it doesn't fucking matter because this is bullshit.
 
Q: What sign were you born under?
A1: QUIET - HOSPITAL ZONE
A2: DANGER - BRIDGE OUT
A3: DUMPING PROHIBITED
 
Q: What sign were you born under?
A1: QUIET - HOSPITAL ZONE
A2: DANGER - BRIDGE OUT
A3: DUMPING PROHIBITED

Zing! :D


The signs as untranslatable phrases

Aries: Hiraeth (welsh)- Refers to a particular type of longing for the homeland or the romanticised past. This word has many connections to nostalgia although rather than referring to a specific time, Hiraeth is mostly associated with a place.

Taurus: Waldeinsamkeit (German)- refers to “a feeling of solitude, being alone in the woods and a connectedness to nature.” (Ralph Waldo Emerson wrote a poem about it by the same name)

Gemini: Mokita (Kivila)- spoken in Papua New Guinea, this word translates loosely as “the truth we all know but agree not to talk about.”

Cancer: Suadade (Portuguese)- Saudade refers to the feeling of longing for something or someone that you love and which is lost. Saudade is not just a feeling but also something one can “have”.

Leo: Komorebi (Japanese)- Refers to the sunlight that filters through the leaves of trees.

Virgo: Cacimbo (Kimbundu)- Refers to a heavy mist or drizzle that occurs in the Congo basin area, often accompanied by onshore winds. It is synonymous for the cool season.

Libra: Aware (Japanese)- the bittersweet feeling of a brief and fading moment of beauty.

Scorpio: Mangata (Swedish)- the reflection of the moonlight on water

Sagittarius: Fernweh (German)- feeling homesick for a place you’ve never been.

Capricorn: Gokotta (Swedish)- to wake up early in the morning with the intention of going outside to hear the birds sing.

Aquarius: Jayus (Indonesian)- Refers to a friend with a bad sense of humor, who tells “a joke so poorly told and so unfunny that one cannot help but to laugh.”

Pisces: Wabi Sabi (Japanese)- accepting the natural cycle of growth and decay.
 
Is she the Gemini or are you? Either I'd believe.

The Signs As Bread

Aries // Ciabatta
Taurus // Pumpernickel
Gemini // Naan
Cancer // English Muffin
Leo // Banana Bread
Virgo // White
Libra // Breadstick
Scorpio // Sourdough
Sagittarius // Baguette
Capricorn // Whole Wheat
Aquarius // Bagel
Pisces // Crouton

I am.
 

Ah, the twins. One the son of Zeus, the other the son of the king of Troy. They did everything together, even joined Jason and the Argonauts. But when Castor died, the immortal Pollux pleaded with Zeus to reunite him with his brother. So, he put them in the stars.
 
the signs as pick up lines

Aries: your lips look so lonely…would they like to meet mine?
Taurus: do you have a name or can i call you mine?
Gemini: i’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you.
Cancer: on a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, because i’m the 1 you need
Leo: i’m learning about important dates in history. wanna be one of them?
Virgo: if i received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, i’d have five cents.
Libra: i want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Scorpio: there’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. clothes are now 100% off!
Sagittarius: is your dad an art thief? because you’re a masterpiece.
Capricorn: guess what I’m wearing? the smile you gave me.
Aquarius: if you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
Pisces: your hand looks heavy. let me hold it for you.
 
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