TheRedChamber
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I had an idea for a story yesterday.
I was zoning out last night watching random videos on the Internet night and 'Walk Like an Egyptian' by the Bangles came up as a recommendation. While I was familiar with the song, I had never seen the official music video, at least not since my childhood, and about halfway through I was struck with a singular thought - namely that I would quite like to have sex with this group of young performers. Now, this was something of a surprise to me as it is a universal rule that any random trawl through Youtube music videos must inevitably end with Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights at which point both myself and the chilling algorithm that has molded itself into the exact shape of my psyche agree that both pop music and femininity were perfected in January 1978 (alas several months before I was born) and that it is time to go to bed.
Nevertheless, shocking as this revelation was, it made a kind of sense. After all, there were four Bangles and only one Babooshka, and their forth-right attitudes and enormous volume of hair awoke something inside of me that had laid dormant for many decades. Still, a moment's reflection suggested it was unlikely I would be able to invent a working time machine and even less likely that Misses Hoff, Zilinskas and Peterson (x2) would accept what I had in mind. In any case, terrified that the algorithm would tell Kate of my betrayal, I decided to try to redirect my sinful thoughts into plotting a Literotica story - thus guaranteeing no-one could ever admit to having read them.
I came up with idea of a reality-based TV program involving five sorority houses that pick a random decade (50s-90s) out of a hat and then have to dress, party and most importantly fuck in the style of the decade. Obviously the sorority sisters will fortuitously look like whichever of the celebrities I decide best embody the sex appeal of their chosen decades. The boys of the story then attend a different party each night and are responsible for scoring how well they channel the spirit and lust of that decade. My basic plot outline goes:
The Sixties: The girls take obvious inspiration from the free love movement and psychedelia. Unfortunately their chances of winning the competition are scuppered when the boys come to score them the next morning and realize they can't actually remember anything happened the previous night.
The Eighties: Another good night of big shoulder-pads, bigger hair and yuppie excess. But scores get dramatically lowered when the boys check their wallets and realize what the 'material' girls have cost them.
The Nineties: The Baywatch themed beach-party goes wrong when it turns out none of the girls can actually swim. (Boring decade, help me out here...)
The Seventies: The girls disagree about how to organize the party and split. Chaos ensues when the sweet and innocent Abba themed disco party is crashed by the disgruntled girls who have punked up (and the Olivia Newton John-alike changes sides).
The Fifties: Initially the girls think they've gotten the short straw. While Marilyn has the looks, pre-sexual revolution, they feel they have no chance of winning. Their fortunes are revived when they stumble onto Bettie Page's wikipedia page and realize exactly what went on in that decade (and probably every decade in human history).
At this point, I did some calculations and realized that my silly idea would involve 5 girls x 5 sororities = at least 25 different sex scenes, five parts and probably a mininum of 75k words and thus is probably unlikely to ever get written. This is a pity because I was looking forward to writing a scene when a girl dressed as Princess Diana looks up with doe-like eyes from her bed, and, as she pulls away the covers, says "There were always three people in our marriage..and the third one was always Belinda Carlisle."
This has all been a roundabout way of asking:
1) Which decade do you think was the sexiest?
2) Which celebrities would you model the stars of your stories on?
3) Is there a particular decade that you feature in your stories as being particulary sexy or interesting?
Sorry.
Look, it's Sunday. I'm bored...
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I was zoning out last night watching random videos on the Internet night and 'Walk Like an Egyptian' by the Bangles came up as a recommendation. While I was familiar with the song, I had never seen the official music video, at least not since my childhood, and about halfway through I was struck with a singular thought - namely that I would quite like to have sex with this group of young performers. Now, this was something of a surprise to me as it is a universal rule that any random trawl through Youtube music videos must inevitably end with Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights at which point both myself and the chilling algorithm that has molded itself into the exact shape of my psyche agree that both pop music and femininity were perfected in January 1978 (alas several months before I was born) and that it is time to go to bed.
Nevertheless, shocking as this revelation was, it made a kind of sense. After all, there were four Bangles and only one Babooshka, and their forth-right attitudes and enormous volume of hair awoke something inside of me that had laid dormant for many decades. Still, a moment's reflection suggested it was unlikely I would be able to invent a working time machine and even less likely that Misses Hoff, Zilinskas and Peterson (x2) would accept what I had in mind. In any case, terrified that the algorithm would tell Kate of my betrayal, I decided to try to redirect my sinful thoughts into plotting a Literotica story - thus guaranteeing no-one could ever admit to having read them.
I came up with idea of a reality-based TV program involving five sorority houses that pick a random decade (50s-90s) out of a hat and then have to dress, party and most importantly fuck in the style of the decade. Obviously the sorority sisters will fortuitously look like whichever of the celebrities I decide best embody the sex appeal of their chosen decades. The boys of the story then attend a different party each night and are responsible for scoring how well they channel the spirit and lust of that decade. My basic plot outline goes:
The Sixties: The girls take obvious inspiration from the free love movement and psychedelia. Unfortunately their chances of winning the competition are scuppered when the boys come to score them the next morning and realize they can't actually remember anything happened the previous night.
The Eighties: Another good night of big shoulder-pads, bigger hair and yuppie excess. But scores get dramatically lowered when the boys check their wallets and realize what the 'material' girls have cost them.
The Nineties: The Baywatch themed beach-party goes wrong when it turns out none of the girls can actually swim. (Boring decade, help me out here...)
The Seventies: The girls disagree about how to organize the party and split. Chaos ensues when the sweet and innocent Abba themed disco party is crashed by the disgruntled girls who have punked up (and the Olivia Newton John-alike changes sides).
The Fifties: Initially the girls think they've gotten the short straw. While Marilyn has the looks, pre-sexual revolution, they feel they have no chance of winning. Their fortunes are revived when they stumble onto Bettie Page's wikipedia page and realize exactly what went on in that decade (and probably every decade in human history).
At this point, I did some calculations and realized that my silly idea would involve 5 girls x 5 sororities = at least 25 different sex scenes, five parts and probably a mininum of 75k words and thus is probably unlikely to ever get written. This is a pity because I was looking forward to writing a scene when a girl dressed as Princess Diana looks up with doe-like eyes from her bed, and, as she pulls away the covers, says "There were always three people in our marriage..and the third one was always Belinda Carlisle."
This has all been a roundabout way of asking:
1) Which decade do you think was the sexiest?
2) Which celebrities would you model the stars of your stories on?
3) Is there a particular decade that you feature in your stories as being particulary sexy or interesting?
Sorry.
Look, it's Sunday. I'm bored...
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