Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[Rob_Royale]

In a very, I love you man, kinda way, yeah.

Is it always sunny in Philadelphia?

 

[Bamagan]

No, and people who love dolphins are how mermaids get started.

Does what goes around come around?

 

[ZfrkS62]

No, and people who love dolphins are how mermaids get started.

Does what goes around come around?

If it's curved enough I could see it happening

What is the problem with washing socks and underwear together?

 

[MargotPayge]

What is the problem with washing socks and underwear together?

The offspring: undersocks, depraved creatures devoid of any shred or notion of restraint. Puveyers of the worst kind of filth and depravity. Don't even get me started.

Where can I get the best bagels?

 

[AlinaX]

All around the best holes.

Is that how this works?

 

[Voboy]

Is that how this works?

If you have to ask, you're not grinding enough.

What time is it?

 

[AlinaX]

The cock will be stirring soon.

Which way to the bathroom?

 

[LoneMilf]

Through the dungeon, then right at the glory holes and straight ahead - you can't miss it.

What's for dinner?

 

[NEOhio1972]

The cock will be stirring soon.

Which way to the bathroom?

Cum with me.....I'll show you....

How wet is it outside?

 

[Bamagan]

Coq au vin with spotted dick for dessert.

Who dares disturb my slumber?!

 

[MargotPayge]

Before I answer, I just wanted to suggest that we not ask yes or no questions. It's not a rule, just a suggestion.

And I'm gonna let you guys figure out how to get out of this one! Off hand. I'd say first poster gets their question answered, but extra points if you can answer all the question with one superbly dirty response.

 

[Voboy]

How wet is it outside?

Not as wet as it is inside.

Same question as Bamagan.

 

[AlinaX]

I was going to say: It’s gushing it.

 

[Voboy]

Who dares disturb my slumber?!

Is that your dick talking? If so, then the answer is two mouths and a pussy.

Why can't we eat dessert first?

 

[axelwritesonline]

Is that your dick talking? If so, then the answer is two mouths and a pussy.

Why can't we eat dessert first?

Because you need your veggies to grow big and strong and hard...

Are we there yet?

 

[MargotPayge]

Because you need your veggies to grow big and strong and hard...

Are we there yet?

You're close, a little higher. yes. a little higher. Mmmmmm. right there.

Where have all the flowers gone?

 

[Bamagan]

You're close, a little higher. yes. a little higher. Mmmmmm. right there.

Where have all the flowers gone?

They got fucked into fruits, of course; it's the circle of life, and the next arc is pie.

Why is it so cold in here?

 

[MargotPayge]

They got fucked into fruits, of course; it's the circle of life, and the next arc is pie.

Why is it so cold in here?

To show off my nipples through my t-shirt, of course.

How do you start a fire with no matches?

 

[Bamagan]

To show off my nipples through my t-shirt, of course.

How do you start a fire with no matches?

You rub two dicks together until they kindle. Eh? Sticks? Oh, then I guess that explains why bonobos haven't invented fire yet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center?

 

[NEOhio1972]

You rub two dicks together until they kindle. Eh? Sticks? Oh, then I guess that explains why bonobos haven't invented fire yet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center?

Just one if you do it right....

what's that in your pocket?

 

[MargotPayge]

what's that in your pocket?

No skipping You have to answer the previous question with a dirty answer before you get a question.
Never mind I see your answer got lost in the quote.

 

[MargotPayge]

what's that in your pocket?

The remote to your butt plug. And I just turned it up!

Who loves Mother Goose?

 

[Nutbutterbish]

I love Mother Goose licking the front while Daddy Goose is hitting me from the back.

 Whose eating Gilbert Grape?

 

[MargotPayge]

I love Mother Goose licking the front while Daddy Goose is hitting me from the back.

 Whose eating Gilbert Grape?

Grace's glazed grapes were Gilbert's --- She's great at glazing Gilbert's grapes. I guess she's the Grape glazer.

What was the Late Bronze Age Collapse?

 

[Bamagan]

Grace's glazed grapes were Gilbert's --- She's great at glazing Gilbert's grapes. I guess she's the Grape glazer.

What was the Late Bronze Age Collapse?

It refers to the women of the time swooning with lust at the development of iron-hard erections.

What was the Upper Paleolithic Revolution?