Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[Trubbycat]

Cum and pussy juice on cakes and toast. Maybe with a fat sissy / trans ass sitting on them.

What's the best compliment you've received?

That’s the biggest load I’ve ever seen anybody shoot all over my clean laundry.

What’s your biggest fear?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

That’s the biggest load I’ve ever seen anybody shoot all over my clean laundry.

What’s your biggest fear?

That I cum so hard I pass out, unconscious until after the flight lands.

Why do we do these things?

 

[AlexBailey]

That I cum so hard I pass out, unconscious until after the flight lands.

Why do we do these things?

Because these things are always available even when a lover isn’t.

How long should it take for me to learn Italian?

 

[WCSGarland]

Because these things are always available even when a lover isn’t.

How long should it take for me to learn Italian?

An Italian Stallion will take a long time to insert.

How do I get to Hong Kong?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

An Italian Stallion will take a long time to insert.

How do I get to Hong Kong?

Slow motorboating through China.

How far is the Far East?

 

[Actingup]

Slow motorboating through China.

How far is the Far East?

You'll know you've gone too far when you arrive in the Far West, or she slaps you. Whichever comes first.

How was 69 described before we used Arabic numerals?

 

[MargotPayge]

You'll know you've gone too far when you arrive in the Far West, or she slaps you. Whichever comes first.

How was 69 described before we used Arabic numerals?

LXIX XIX7

What makes Roman numerals so hard?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

LXIX XIX7

What makes Roman numerals so hard?

I know, right? I'll take the tripple X stuff all night long for a win but then the Ls come out of nowhere.

(Hey, LXIX XIX7, I see what you did there.)

What to do when not in Rome?

 

[WCSGarland]

I know, right? I'll take the tripple X stuff all night long for a win but then the Ls come out of nowhere.

(Hey, LXIX XIX7, I see what you did there.)

What to do when not in Rome?

The infamous Roman emperor rode his horse naked, so don't bareback your horse while naked when not in Rome.

What's the best parlor game to play?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The infamous Roman emperor rode his horse naked, so don't bareback your horse while naked when not in Rome.

What's the best parlor game to play?

"Pay your ante at the door;
Pick your girl from the parlour floor."
(From an old New Orleans Brothel.)

Why do people smirk when I say my house faces the rising sun?

 

[WCSGarland]

"Pay your ante at the door;
Pick your girl from the parlour floor."
(From an old New Orleans Brothel.)

Why do people smirk when I say my house faces the rising sun?

Feces in the rising sun? No, just no. Don't even go there!

Why is real estate west of town so expensive?