JenniZinc
Housewife With Past
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First up, if you haven’t read my original post “The reality of happy ending massage parlours (from someone who's worked in one)” please check it out at https://forum.literotica.com/thread...ours-from-someone-whos-worked-in-one.1583208/
As a micro-recap, I worked for ten years in a massage parlour in Victoria, Australia, and saved up enough money to buy a 20 acre winery! I’ve seen enough penises in my time to last fifty women’s lives, and released enough sperm to fill a family swimming pool ……. I’m guessing
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If only being the client of a parlour was as simple as visiting, enjoying, and leaving a gram or so lighter than you went in! Unfortunately, partners of clients don’t always have the same high opinion of the work I used to do, and can be part of the dreaded fun-police!
In my years of parlour work (2000 to 2010), I can’t even begin to count the number of clients who ceased to become customers after being found out, either by their partners or their work.
Men who get caught out (women who go to happy ending venues don't live by the same rules, sorry) are generally the victim of carelessness , complacency or arrogance. But to be fair, I’m betting there’s a few traps I list below that they’d never thought of as a problem.
So in light of wives and girlfriends being the natural enemy of the client and parlour girl, the subject of how to avoid getting caught deserves a thread of its own!
Hopefully this will help, with my top ten reasons for getting caught:
1. Going local - everyone loves supporting local business, don’t they?
What could be better than having a fully fledged happy ending boutique within minutes of your work! The problem is location, location, location may be great in real estate, not so much in rub n' tug land. You see, massage parlours that are strictly-massage-only, work on lower revenue streams than full-sex establishments, and need to set up shop either in the high street or malls where there’s lots of traffic.
There are rarely ‘discreet rear entrances’ in these places, and the front door gets a lot of traffic.
If you are recognised going in or out of a massage venue, trust me, it will be gossiped about. If you bump into your wife’s drinking buddy, the game’s up. Forget about trying to tell her about your persistent shoulder injury.
Being outed is the biggest single reason guys get caught - not so much from the person who sees you, but the gossip resulting from it.
Solution: If you can go 15 minutes further away, do it!
2. Phoning in - you want to make an appointment, right?
Unless you want to physically drive down and check that your favourite girl or guy’s available, at some stage you’re going to have to dial up. And don’t think of setting your phone to private, it won’t be picked up. This means you have to make that call on your real phone!
The reason your phone leaves you vulnerable is financial, and nothing to do with call prices, but rather, economics. Massage parlours are generally small places. As a result there are only limited spots available, and if a worker isn’t pulling in reasonable figures, she’s under pressure. And this sometimes means calling clients by phone at random.
Why would she do something that risky? This is a pure desperation move and can come at any time, even when you’re driving the family to Macca’s (McDonald’s) and answer on speaker phone.
Phoning up is more prevalent in Asian parlours, but all are guilty of the practice. Did I ever make a random outbound call? I hate to say yes. This may come as a surprise that the sweet li'l chubby Aussie lady with the pink zinc would ever stoop to such an act, but as I have been in my former post, money is the reality of the industry. And to be blunt, as a parlour worker - a client’s happy marriage was of little importance to me, sad as it may seem.
Solution: after you make the call, block the number. Unblock the number when you need to call back and block it again.
3. The good old Bumping In - if you’re visiting a local parlour regularly, chances are you’re going to run into someone that works there. We all need to go to the supermarket, and there’s a chance you may run into a parlour worker when you’re with your wife. Hell, you know we need endless supply of baby oil and tissues
So we spot each other, now what? If you make the mistake of saying hi or even smiling, there’s a very good chance your wife will ask who I am. You’ll come up with a completely ridiculous story about me being a temporary work colleague and think everything’s good.
It isn’t good …….. because being parlour girls we generally get used to dressing a bit different to your classic soccer mums. Not that I ever dressed overly slutty, but I have big boobs and don't wear a bra, I would wear lipstick in the middle of the day. Women just have a way of knowing something ain't right.
I don’t think the bump in itself is the defining point in getting caught, but it is capable of setting the wheels in motion.
Solution: walk past as though she’s just another stranger. We don’t get offended, we understand.
4. Paying by card - yep, it’s the only way to pay these days, but when it comes to happy ending venues there can be issues.
Venues don’t like cards as a rule, because cards equals paper trail which equals tax having to be paid. If you think of the amazing infrastructure that your country has created by the taxpaying public, you can bet happy ending massage parlours had no part in funding them.
But they have to take cards in order to be competitive and this can lead to problems.
For example, you can easily be charged $700 instead of $70 ‘by mistake’, but complaining is a lot harder than you think, and can lead to some uncomfortable conversations. That rarely happens, I'm guessing, but as I've said these venues are extremely financially focused.
But this isn’t the problem leading to getting caught. Most venues are supposed to use discreet business naming, so that ‘Lee's Hot Massage Service’ doesn’t end up on your statement.
If your wife has access to your credit card statement, any unusual charge stands out, regardless of how legitimate it may look. And if she takes it on herself to lodge a charge-back, the originator of the bill will be exposed.
Solution: pay in cash, but beware ……..
5. Paying in cash - didn’t I just say this is preferable to paying by card? Yes, but as always, proceed with caution.
Most couples these days use cards to pay for everything, so like an unrecognised credit card charge, so too will a cash withdrawal if it’s something you’re not used to doing.
If you withdraw cash, don’t withdraw regular amounts of exactly $120 (I use this amount because at the time of my working, the venue charged $70 and the happy ending was $50).
Solution: Have a reason for needing to have cash and have an answer for how it’s spent
*Head over to Part 2 for tips 6 to 10 https://forum.literotica.com/thread...s-by-someone-who-used-to-work-in-one.1615014/
As a micro-recap, I worked for ten years in a massage parlour in Victoria, Australia, and saved up enough money to buy a 20 acre winery! I’ve seen enough penises in my time to last fifty women’s lives, and released enough sperm to fill a family swimming pool ……. I’m guessing
:If only being the client of a parlour was as simple as visiting, enjoying, and leaving a gram or so lighter than you went in! Unfortunately, partners of clients don’t always have the same high opinion of the work I used to do, and can be part of the dreaded fun-police!
In my years of parlour work (2000 to 2010), I can’t even begin to count the number of clients who ceased to become customers after being found out, either by their partners or their work.
Men who get caught out (women who go to happy ending venues don't live by the same rules, sorry) are generally the victim of carelessness , complacency or arrogance. But to be fair, I’m betting there’s a few traps I list below that they’d never thought of as a problem.
So in light of wives and girlfriends being the natural enemy of the client and parlour girl, the subject of how to avoid getting caught deserves a thread of its own!
Hopefully this will help, with my top ten reasons for getting caught:
1. Going local - everyone loves supporting local business, don’t they?
What could be better than having a fully fledged happy ending boutique within minutes of your work! The problem is location, location, location may be great in real estate, not so much in rub n' tug land. You see, massage parlours that are strictly-massage-only, work on lower revenue streams than full-sex establishments, and need to set up shop either in the high street or malls where there’s lots of traffic.
There are rarely ‘discreet rear entrances’ in these places, and the front door gets a lot of traffic.
If you are recognised going in or out of a massage venue, trust me, it will be gossiped about. If you bump into your wife’s drinking buddy, the game’s up. Forget about trying to tell her about your persistent shoulder injury.
Being outed is the biggest single reason guys get caught - not so much from the person who sees you, but the gossip resulting from it.
Solution: If you can go 15 minutes further away, do it!
2. Phoning in - you want to make an appointment, right?
Unless you want to physically drive down and check that your favourite girl or guy’s available, at some stage you’re going to have to dial up. And don’t think of setting your phone to private, it won’t be picked up. This means you have to make that call on your real phone!
The reason your phone leaves you vulnerable is financial, and nothing to do with call prices, but rather, economics. Massage parlours are generally small places. As a result there are only limited spots available, and if a worker isn’t pulling in reasonable figures, she’s under pressure. And this sometimes means calling clients by phone at random.
Why would she do something that risky? This is a pure desperation move and can come at any time, even when you’re driving the family to Macca’s (McDonald’s) and answer on speaker phone.
Phoning up is more prevalent in Asian parlours, but all are guilty of the practice. Did I ever make a random outbound call? I hate to say yes. This may come as a surprise that the sweet li'l chubby Aussie lady with the pink zinc would ever stoop to such an act, but as I have been in my former post, money is the reality of the industry. And to be blunt, as a parlour worker - a client’s happy marriage was of little importance to me, sad as it may seem.
Solution: after you make the call, block the number. Unblock the number when you need to call back and block it again.
3. The good old Bumping In - if you’re visiting a local parlour regularly, chances are you’re going to run into someone that works there. We all need to go to the supermarket, and there’s a chance you may run into a parlour worker when you’re with your wife. Hell, you know we need endless supply of baby oil and tissues
So we spot each other, now what? If you make the mistake of saying hi or even smiling, there’s a very good chance your wife will ask who I am. You’ll come up with a completely ridiculous story about me being a temporary work colleague and think everything’s good.
It isn’t good …….. because being parlour girls we generally get used to dressing a bit different to your classic soccer mums. Not that I ever dressed overly slutty, but I have big boobs and don't wear a bra, I would wear lipstick in the middle of the day. Women just have a way of knowing something ain't right.
I don’t think the bump in itself is the defining point in getting caught, but it is capable of setting the wheels in motion.
Solution: walk past as though she’s just another stranger. We don’t get offended, we understand.
4. Paying by card - yep, it’s the only way to pay these days, but when it comes to happy ending venues there can be issues.
Venues don’t like cards as a rule, because cards equals paper trail which equals tax having to be paid. If you think of the amazing infrastructure that your country has created by the taxpaying public, you can bet happy ending massage parlours had no part in funding them.
But they have to take cards in order to be competitive and this can lead to problems.
For example, you can easily be charged $700 instead of $70 ‘by mistake’, but complaining is a lot harder than you think, and can lead to some uncomfortable conversations. That rarely happens, I'm guessing, but as I've said these venues are extremely financially focused.
But this isn’t the problem leading to getting caught. Most venues are supposed to use discreet business naming, so that ‘Lee's Hot Massage Service’ doesn’t end up on your statement.
If your wife has access to your credit card statement, any unusual charge stands out, regardless of how legitimate it may look. And if she takes it on herself to lodge a charge-back, the originator of the bill will be exposed.
Solution: pay in cash, but beware ……..
5. Paying in cash - didn’t I just say this is preferable to paying by card? Yes, but as always, proceed with caution.
Most couples these days use cards to pay for everything, so like an unrecognised credit card charge, so too will a cash withdrawal if it’s something you’re not used to doing.
If you withdraw cash, don’t withdraw regular amounts of exactly $120 (I use this amount because at the time of my working, the venue charged $70 and the happy ending was $50).
Solution: Have a reason for needing to have cash and have an answer for how it’s spent
*Head over to Part 2 for tips 6 to 10
https://forum.literotica.com/thread...s-by-someone-who-used-to-work-in-one.1615014/
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thanks for letting us in to this secret world.
