Strangest Place You Had Sex

[KentLondon]

I'm a billiards fan, and am actually watching a tournament on TV as we speak. Doing it on a pool table is a big fantasy of mine.

There's more room on a snooker table, which I fancy doing. Not sure if I'd prefer to go for the pink or the brown ....

 

[KentLondon]

Thanks to all of you for helping an old boy like me to remember some of the more unusual venues for sex before and after marriage.

Here we go:
Memorable but uncomfortable fuck on the bonnet of my girlfriend's car, which led to us moving a few feet away to the more romantic setting of the grass underneath a weeping willow tree.
We were both bitten by ants but ignored them to complete the deed! Apparently we were being watched from an upstairs window by the nosey dragon of a housekeeper next door. I rented part of our cottage from the millionaire neighbour (who was abroad at the time) and a few days later their gardener came into our garden with orders from the housekeeper to trim the beautiful weeping willow tree!

A few more:
- In the sea (twice, with different girlfriends)
- In a train compartment and on the back seat of a bus
- In a hotel swimming pool after skinny dipping (and being cheered on by some women watching from a balcony overlooking the pool)
- Office desks and a boardroom table with a gorgeous female colleague at Canary Wharf (nice view)
- In a hotel fire escape stairwell with a world ranked female athlete (softest pubes ever)
- On a hillside under a tree (very uncomfortable as we kept sliding on the grass)
- Blow job from the wife in a family changing room at a local swimming pool (she swallowed beautifully)
- In a jacuzzi in our hotel bathroom with the kids asleep in the room next door


Oh, just remembered the time 50 years ago when a friend and I (he was driving) gave a lift to two French girls to their rented apartment out of town. I sat in the back seat with the older of the two girls and we had gone about half a mile when she leaned across and kissed me and very quickly went down to give me a brilliant blow job watched by her friend in the front passenger seat!

Various sporting venues have included a squash court and the women's showers at a tennis club.

Am currently waiting for an opportunity to have some fun with some of the horny-looking Milfs at my local pickleball club in London! (I promise to report back if there's any action!)

 

[Bonnie_Does]

Let's hear how adventurous you are. Describe the strangest place you've had sex. Share some details, please. I'll start.

In a furniture store. My girlfriend and I hooked up with another guy for a threesome who managed the store. It was after hours and we used a bed on display. I had my only DVP that night. After that I stepped out the back door for a smoke break to give them some alone time. A police car drove by slowly. I must have looked like I was taking a work break so they didn't stop, thankfully.

I can definitely relate to the furniture store reference!! The guy I was dating at the time worked at an outlet store and I went to pick him up at closing time. We had a little hanky panky on one of the sofas!! Woo-Hoo!!

 

[PicassosPleasure]

I can definitely relate to the furniture store reference!! The guy I was dating at the time worked at an outlet store and I went to pick him up at closing time. We had a little hanky panky on one of the sofas!! Woo-Hoo!!

Well, at least you did't have to change the sheets before the store opened.

Wait a minute...you couldn't change the sheets before the store opened.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

There's more room on a snooker table, which I fancy doing. Not sure if I'd prefer to go for the pink or the brown ....

Are you sure you didn't end up with the blue ball?

 

[Bambear99]

As a teenager, my girlfriend and I were returning from a date. We were both getting pretty handsy and worked up on the drive back to her place. As soon as we got out of the car, we jumped each other and fucked right in the yard practically under her parents’ bedroom window. A lot of grass stains on our clothes that night.

 

[Ruggerr]

I can definitely relate to the furniture store reference!! The guy I was dating at the time worked at an outlet store and I went to pick him up at closing time. We had a little hanky panky on one of the sofas!! Woo-Hoo!!

Well they do encourage trying out the furniture before you buy .. they like satisfied customers!

 

[Ruggerr]

On the fairway of a private golf course, after hours. We brought a blanket to lay on. It started raining, but I was a gentleman .. so I kept her beneath me. She was so aroused and soaking within, and I was drenched too!

And in a stall of the men’s room in a public restaurant. She was always a loud lover and couldn’t stay quiet. So we were reported and forced to leave. But word had spread quickly and as we paid the bill and walked out, everyone clapped for us!

 

[PicassosPleasure]

And in a stall of the men’s room in a public restaurant. She was always a loud lover and couldn’t stay quiet. So we were reported and forced to leave. But word had spread quickly and as we paid the bill and walked out, everyone clapped for us!

So you got a standing O for giving her a bathroom O, I like it!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Outside jacuzzi on the back patio of a rental cabin.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Outside jacuzzi on the back patio of a rental cabin.

Being with a floozy in a Jacuzzi is always a good time in my book. (No, I didn't call you a floozy, you're more like the belle of the ball. )

 

[Bambear99]

Outside jacuzzi on the back patio of a rental cabin.

I’ve done that a couple times. Unfortunately, the last time also involved some mosquitoes with no sense of decency.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Outside jacuzzi on the back patio of a rental cabin.

I’ve done that a couple times. Unfortunately, the last time also involved some mosquitoes with no sense of decency.

I was in a hot tub in a swingers club with my girlfriend riding me in my lap. Another couple was doing the same next to us but at a 90 degree angle. I didn"t know them, but had seen them before at that club a few times. I don't know what prompted me to do it, but I reached over and started fondling them at the juncture of their coupling. They just moaned in approval. I found it to be very erotic.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I’ve done that a couple times. Unfortunately, the last time also involved some mosquitoes with no sense of decency.

The mosquitoes or you had no sense of decency?

 

[ByteMe13]

In a yurt. Rural Ontario.

 

[Bambear99]

The mosquitoes or you had no sense of decency?

Neither did. It was mutually assured destruction.

 

[Newreality]

Intercourse, Pennsylvania

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Intercourse, Pennsylvania

When in Rome, they say!

 

[annmsguy]

Graveyard. I was in college. Coworker and I had gotten off shift at work. We were both incredibly horny and lusting each other. We had nowhere to go that was safe for us. So we were out in the county not far from where I lived. We drove back into the back of a little lane that run up the right side of the cemetery and parked under a tree.

I fucked my sexy, red headed co-worker on the hood of her car. I was standing on the ground in front of her car, her legs lifted up, pounding away at her and looking out toward the road. We’d been at it for a bit when I saw a State Trooper pass the cemetery. We were off the road enough that he didn’t see us from the angle he was driving.

Needless to say, we hurried up and finished up and got the hell out of there. Never did that again.

 

[annmsguy]

On the fairway of a private golf course, after hours. We brought a blanket to lay on. It started raining, but I was a gentleman .. so I kept her beneath me. She was so aroused and soaking within, and I was drenched too!

And in a stall of the men’s room in a public restaurant. She was always a loud lover and couldn’t stay quiet. So we were reported and forced to leave. But word had spread quickly and as we paid the bill and walked out, everyone clapped for us!

Fairway fuck is next level. Salute! You have combined my two favorite things: golf and sex. Not in that order.

 

[Amanda330]

I once gave my (at the time) bf a blowjob and then he returned the favor in an empty room of the church where my dad was a preacher... He was in his office down stairs and I was deathly afraid he'd catch me. He didn't, thank God. God must have been watching over me reallyyyyy closely at the time.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Cliff notes version....I received oral sex on a park bench overlooking a major waterway and was spotlighted by the Coast Guard mid-orgasm....

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A mulch pile at a nursery next to the club we met at. Totally ruined my stockings but it was fun.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

A mulch pile at a nursery next to the club we met at. Totally ruined my stockings but it was fun.

Mmm, with that nice earthy smell of wood, sounds erotic. I'm guessing you made mulch out of him by the time it was over. Sounds like someone made it out of your stocking, anyways.

 

[SamaelThicke]

In a license office. I once fucked my girl on the stairs people pass