Aussie's Self Pleasure Study Club

[LadyLascivious1]

You told him?!

I totally have to quote this, because it is, hands down, the nicest thing you may have ever said.

While not hysterical audio, I also told him about it via text. It’s one of my favorite Lit moments ever. I really needed to rub it in that he missed it

If it helps, he said really nice things about you then too! As did I. After laughing at the bating incident, of course

 

[deft]

While not hysterical audio, I also told him about it via text. It’s one of my favorite Lit moments ever. I really needed to rub it in that he missed it

If it helps, he said really nice things about you then too! As did I. After laughing at the bating incident, of course

Rub it in? Oh, goodness...

 

[justanotherguy80]

Is now the time to discuss bating whilst bathing?

 

[Endless_Night]

While not hysterical audio, I also told him about it via text. It’s one of my favorite Lit moments ever. I really needed to rub it in that he missed it

If it helps, he said really nice things about you then too! As did I. After laughing at the bating incident, of course

Et tu, Brute?


By the way, I am indebted to @hotwords229_A for a solid three days of therapy in order to be able to post again. You and @aussiegeekygal both owe him nudes. And, of course, @deefalttwunnyfor.

Oh! And, @Lord Pmann.

 

[Endless_Night]

Rub it in? Oh, goodness...

Ha haha ha.

Is now the time to discuss bating whilst bathing?

No. No it is not.

 

[justanotherguy80]

No. No it is not.

It does make a terrible mess of the bath water.

Anyone watched Saltburn?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Et tu, Brute?


By the way, I am indebted to @hotwords229_A for a solid three days of therapy in order to be able to post again. You and @aussiegeekygal both owe him nudes. And, of course, @deefalttwunnyfor.

Oh! And, @Lord Pmann.

Oh, please tell me what @hotwords229_A therapy entails!

Is there nudity? Exposure therapy? Were you bating in the tub in front of a mirror while talking to HW?

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, please tell me what @hotwords229_A therapy entails!

Is there nudity? Exposure therapy? Were you bating in the tub in front of a mirror while talking to HW?

Ha haha ha.

In this case, it was *counts* like, twenty-seven lengthy PMs, all told. (Yikes. )

That would be in a little more than forty-eight hours as it took me nearly twenty-four hours to de-embarrass enough to respond the initial two messages. However, no doubt he’d provide you with any of those therapeutic options you listed, Ms. Smarty Pants.

You know, if you asked nicely enough.


Honestly, if I had current access to, uh . . . sexual relief, I’d probably have recovered much quicker.

 

[Endless_Night]

@hotwords229_A

@LadyLascivious1 is extremely interested in your *therapy*.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

@hotwords229_A

@LadyLascivious1 is extremely interested in your *therapy*.

Add me to that list

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What else turns you on?
Specifics, please.

I mean, there's the obvious answer...

And then there's the thought of hands wandering across thick denim jeans. Strong hands. That tug at the waistband and expose the tip of an erect cock. Fingers that brush across the skin with a knowing touch.

The thought of a strong jaw nuzzling into the side of someone's stubbly neck.

Pure, unadulterated masculinity coming together.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Add me to that list

^Ditto^

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, please tell me what @hotwords229_A therapy entails!

Add me to that list

^Ditto^

I’m looking into branching out into group therapy.
I’m calling it Daisy Chain Away Your Troubles.

 

[deft]

I’m looking into branching out into group therapy.
I’m calling it Daisy Chain Away Your Troubles.

I'm in... if there are snacks.

 

[Bry1313]

I'm in... if there are snacks.

There are always snacks if you plan properly

 

[deft]

There are always snacks if you plan properly

I mean... it wouldn't have been a deal-breaker, but one likes to be sure.

 

[Bry1313]

I mean... it wouldn't have been a deal-breaker, but one likes to be sure.

I’ll bring snacks. We are good.

 

[deft]

I’ll bring snacks. We are good.

On it, like a car bonnet

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m looking into branching out into group therapy.
I’m calling it Daisy Chain Away Your Troubles.

Now see, I feel like a lesson has been learned.

My first thought would be to say, neat! Sitting around braiding daisy chains sounds soothing. However . . . .

Based on the capitalization and the devil at the end of the sentence, my intuition tells me this might be a sexual act.

#typosmatter

 

[Endless_Night]

Add me to that list

^Ditto^

You're just a piece of meat, Muscles.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Now see, I feel like a lesson has been learned.

My first thought would be to say, neat! Sitting around braiding daisy chains sounds soothing. However . . . .

Based on the capitalization and the devil at the end of the sentence, my intuition tells me this might be a sexual act.

#typosmatter

You are correct! Considering the definition being flowers linked by their stems, you can probably guess the dirty version pretty accurately

But since I enjoy the Educate Enny initiative so much (I’m trying to earn my Lit badge for this one day), the official slang definition of Daisy Chain is “a group sexual activity in which the participants serve as active and passive partners to different people simultaneously”

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

That’s why we need the second guy

Hey, sorry I'm late. Sup?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You're just a piece of meat, Muscles.

Are you going to let her talk to you like that, @aussiegeekygal?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Are you going to let her talk to you like that, @aussiegeekygal?

Yes.

 

[Photog1rl]

@aussiegeekygal thank for this thread, I need several of as gueste in my human sexuality class! I have the unconventional class in the I start with what is your cultural history and conditioning, then self, the partners, and finally how does it effect you. So many of these posts answer some of my intro questions to my class. Love, love this. If the university would allow large mirrors would be in the classroom.

I took human sexuality in college where one of the assignments was to sit in front of a mirror and learn your body. The spread of prior knowledge was huge and nothing was assumed so we explored everything. It was an amazing course and I learned so much about my body, sexual health and what brought me pleasure.