🍆🌭🥒 Things I'd Be Willing To Lick Off A Dick 🥒🌭🍆

[de_valmont]

Makes me sad that this thread is in need of resuscitation.

I'll go with whipped cream.

Whipped cream in double sense?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Depends on whose dick it is, but I'd be willing to lick some pretty nasty shit off a dick if it made him blow his load.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Whipped cream in double sense?

Caught that, did ya?

I must condition that by adding that the field of eligible dicks is pretty narrow, as I require them attached to a femme person.

 

[barefootgirl69]

As of this moment, I still stand with my last answer.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Caught that, did ya?

I must condition that by adding that the field of eligible dicks is pretty narrow, as I require them attached to a femme person.

*has a sad*

Welp, there goes that fantasy.

 

[de_valmont]

As of this moment, I still stand with my last answer.

Which is a good one. You will never have the possibility to taste only yourself on a dick, but I guess you know and enjoy that.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Which is a good one. You will never have the possibility to taste only yourself on a dick, but I guess you know and enjoy that.

I'm good with me and him...

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I'd lick peanut butter off of it if it's a good dick. Maybe.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'd lick peanut butter off of it if it's a good dick. Maybe.

Wait. What?

We should talk.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Wait. What?

We should talk.

I had to read that again. I thought you said "We need to talk". And that's never turned out good for me.

As soon as I read Mav’s answer, I thought of you, Hiney.

Hiney. I like that.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

I'd lick peanut butter off of it if it's a good dick. Maybe.

If it's a bad dick, do you go Vegemite?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Glazed doughnuts.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Glazed doughnuts.

Just so happens I have a Krispy Kreme waiting for someone to help me out. Seems it got stuck.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

If it's a bad dick, do you go Vegemite?

LOL I had to look that up.

Glazed doughnuts.

Oh. Krispy Kreme donuts. Yes! Anytime.

Now I'm hungry. For the donuts.

 

[ImSinister]

Glazed doughnuts.

I can’t figure out whether this thread was supposed to be like the Fear Factor of dick licking or what?

I mean, I might lick a glazed donut off a dick if it was a really fresh tasty donut.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

As soon as I read Mav’s answer, I thought of you, Hiney.

I had to read that again. I thought you said "We need to talk". And that's never turned out good for me.



Hiney. I like that.

Only *I’m* allowed to call her that.

If it's a bad dick, do you go Vegemite?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Just so happens I have a Krispy Kreme waiting for someone to help me out. Seems it got stuck.

LOL I had to look that up.

Oh. Krispy Kreme donuts. Yes! Anytime.

Now I'm hungry. For the donuts.

Oh, sweet fellas... Tsk, tsk. Y'all need to expand your horizons on what a good doughnut can be. There's a Ma/Pa bakery in my rural town that makes glazed doughnuts bigger than my hand and tastier than an angel's bits.

Anyways, back intopic...
Queso.

I can’t figure out whether this thread was supposed to be like the Fear Factor of dick licking or what?

I mean, I might lick a glazed donut off a dick if it was a really fresh tasty donut.

How flexible are ya? Give it a shot.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Oh, sweet fellas... Tsk, tsk. Y'all need to expand your horizons on what a good doughnut can be. There's a Ma/Pa bakery in my rural town that makes glazed doughnuts bigger than my hand and tastier than an angel's bits.

Anyways, back intopic...
Queso.





How flexible are ya? Give it a shot.

How about if I dip the glazed donut in queso?

 

[Mr_bogey]

LOL I had to look that up.



Oh. Krispy Kreme donuts. Yes! Anytime.

Now I'm hungry. For the donuts.

I'm sure you're attractive and all but not my thing.

 

[ImSinister]

An ex had a habit of dunking my dick in whatever cock-tail she was drinking and then licking/slurping it off. It was kinda fun.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Nutella for the win

 

[blade_rocknut]

Nutella

Nutella for the win

*noted*

 

[BiTodd]

Freshly whipped pleasure cream.also known by so many other names.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Freshly whipped pleasure cream.also known by so many other names.

Where you been!? Nice to see you posting!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Lime crema