🍆🌭🥒 Things I'd Be Willing To Lick Off A Dick 🥒🌭🍆

[barefootgirl69]

That’s bordering on barbaric lol

Probably, and that's no fun.

Devonshire cream sounds good. Is that better?

 

[JerseyJade]

Does there really have to be something on it for me to lick it?

 

[lurkingguy1978]

I like my sausage with spicy brown mustard, so I'ma go with that.

Yikes

 

[Suz_anne]

Another dick.

Does that count?

 

[JerseyJade]

Another dick.

Does that count?

 

[base10]

First growth Bordeaux

 

[hotwords229_A]

Another dick.

Does that count?

There goes Suz_anne raising the stakes again! (and yes, I did intend that to have a double meaning)

 

[Suz_anne]

I love a dick parade.

 

[JerseyJade]

I love a dick parade.

Lmao!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I love a dick parade.

This is why you lost that job as Coordinator for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade--every balloon was a cock!

 

[Suz_anne]

This is why you lost that job as Coordinator for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade--every balloon was a cock!

*nods somberly*

But in my defense, they never said the Thanksgiving/holiday theme thing was a hard and fast rule. But honestly, who doesn't want to see Spongebob's dick?

 

[hotwords229_A]

*nods somberly*

But in my defense, they never said the Thanksgiving/holiday theme thing was a hard and fast rule. But honestly, who doesn't want to see Spongebob's dick?

 

[JerseyJade]

Hey! Leave SpongeBob out of this!

 

[Suz_anne]

Um... did the 'roids shrink his dick?

Hey! Leave SpongeBob out of this!

You know you wanna see that D!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Um... did the 'roids shrink his dick?

He's a sponge, just add water and it grows again.

 

[JerseyJade]

You know you wanna see that D!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Froyo on this hot day

 

[Mei5ter]

Froyo on this hot day

Risk of shrinkage? Hate you go short.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Risk of shrinkage? Hate you go short.

I bet I could warm it back up.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Myself

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Myself

Atta girl!

 

[blade_rocknut]

Myself

I'm not scrolling back to see from whence this thread has come, but I approve of this answer.

I posit that should my theoretical scenario come to fruition where I'm inclined to lick *anything* off a dick; girl goo would be my preferred choice.

 

[Apisto42]

Myself

Good girl.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Makes me sad that this thread is in need of resuscitation.

I'll go with whipped cream.

 

[Cyberbella]

The deed to a mansion.
A diamond ring.
The keys to a Ferrari.