🍆🌭🥒 Things I'd Be Willing To Lick Off A Dick 🥒🌭🍆

[HotBrand]

My own cum coating his dick.

Ideally, in a MMF threesome ... just to spice it up a little more.

Beat that, people.

 

[barefootgirl69]

My own cum coating his dick.

Beat that, people.

Lol...I answered "myself" in here long ago. But you can join me.

A year ago.
https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=91685974&postcount=264

*thinks about what you posted*

 

[Kat73]

Kat's cooking can turn a three star dick into a five star dick.

Why thank you, my friend!!

I would like to wrap a piece of that fabulous turkey I made last night around a hard throbbing cock and eat it off one nibble at a time!

 

[HotBrand]

Why thank you, my friend!!

I would like to wrap a piece of that fabulous turkey I made last night around a hard throbbing cock and eat it off one nibble at a time!

Then let's hope your nibbling is on point or he's going to end up an inch shorter than he started!

Mango sauce. Yes, way.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Why thank you, my friend!!

I would like to wrap a piece of that fabulous turkey I made last night around a hard throbbing cock and eat it off one nibble at a time!

I saw that post! Yummm. But what is spatchcocked?



Dick for dessert:

1. Coat a rampant pole of your choice with a generous layer of Watkins' caramel apple dip.
2. Draw the tip of index finger along the underside of aforementioned dick and through the caramel dip.
3. Place dip-covered finger inside mouth, closing lips gently around the base of finger.
4. S l o w l y slide finger out between pursed lips, making eye contact with dip-coated dick owner (Optional: wink right eye and waggle eyebrows).
5. Twirl tongue-tip around fingertip twice, finishing with a single wet kiss before licking lips and murmuring, 'Mmmm.'
6. Repeat steps 2-5, substituting rampant pole for finger.

Recipe may be doubled for larger crowds.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I saw that post! Yummm. But what is spatchcocked?



Dick for dessert:

1. Coat a rampant pole of your choice with a generous layer of Watkins' caramel apple dip.
2. Draw the tip of index finger along the underside of aforementioned dick and through the caramel dip.
3. Place dip-covered finger inside mouth, closing lips gently around the base of finger.
4. S l o w l y slide finger out between pursed lips, making eye contact with dip-coated dick owner (Optional: wink right eye and waggle eyebrows).
5. Twirl tongue-tip around fingertip twice, finishing with a single wet kiss before licking lips and murmuring, 'Mmmm.'
6. Repeat steps 2-5, substituting rampant pole for finger.

Recipe may be doubled for larger crowds.

Dayum.

Now I want...caramel sauce.

 

[HotBrand]

Barefootgirl69.

There. I said it! Are you all happy now?!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Barefootgirl69.

There. I said it! Are you all happy now?!

I am!

 

[HotBrand]

Vodka jelly shot.

How fun would that be?!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Watermelon Margaritas

 

[beachbaby179]

Sprinkles. Inside joke. Sorry! Carry on...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

A hard candy shell.

 

[Kat73]

Cheesecake!

 

[HotBrand]

Turkish Delight.

 

[ydahecnot]

Should I be uneasy that the cucumbers in the thread title are chopped up?

 

[ydahecnot]

I’d lick strawberry preserves off a clit

 

[FunLi]

Vodka jelly shot.

How fun would that be?!

I like the way you think, sir

I like dick sooo pretty much anything edible *

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, can some skank fuck around and lick the coke off my dick?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Beef stroganoff.

Well, stroganoff. The dick can be the beef.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Beef stroganoff.

Well, stroganoff. The dick can be the beef.

I laughed out loud at this! You will never guess what I made for dinner tonight! Thank goodness that there are plenty of leftovers.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I laughed out loud at this! You will never guess what I made for dinner tonight! Thank goodness that there are plenty of leftovers.

Same thing I had. Where do you think I got the idea?

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Same thing I had. Where do you think I got the idea?

I will never be able to think about it the same way again!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I will never be able to think about it the same way again!

You're welcome!

 

[Shenanigans90]

I would be willing to donate my dick to culinary science. Feel free to put whatever you want on it and lick it off.

 

[hotwords229_A]

A Shamrock Shake.
Really though, I have a serious addiction to those!

My quote from 2019^^^

A hot girl with a Shamrock Shake . . .