🍆🌭🥒 Things I'd Be Willing To Lick Off A Dick 🥒🌭🍆

[Wild_Honey_66]

My quote from 2019^^^

A hot girl with a Shamrock Shake . . .

Dude, get with the program. They have Oreo Shamrock McFlurries now.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Dude, get with the program. They have Oreo Shamrock McFlurries now.

It is not possible to improve perfection.

What would Uncle O’Grimacy say?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It is not possible to improve perfection.

What would Uncle O’Grimacy say?

HA!

I think he'd say, do you really want to argue about what the girl with your dick in her mouth is sucking off of it?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Would you luck marmite off a dick?

I'd lick it off your butthole.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Damn! Dirty girl! I'm impressed!

Haha! That's old news, xian, where you been?

 

[BongoGal]

Dude, get with the program. They have Oreo Shamrock McFlurries now.

That sounds tasty, but I bet it would be so cold that it would be a boner killer.

 

[Asian_Flower]

Me

 

[Twistedkink]

Another mans cum

 

[BadAmy]

Wet apple pie.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That sounds tasty, but I bet it would be so cold that it would be a boner killer.

A warm tongue can overcome our penis’s fear of the cold pretty quickly.

 

[Taegul]

I'm still considering the possibility of a $900 million lottery ticket, but I'm still not sure lol.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm still considering the possibility of a $900 million lottery ticket, but I'm still not sure lol.

It’s not gay if it’s for money.

 

[sally_sparrow]

Would you luck marmite off a dick?

I came to this thread to say marmite. I'm glad I scrolled up and saw you already posted it lol.

 

[Taegul]

It’s not gay if it’s for money.

No offense, but I didn't believe that when I first heard it as an altar boy so many years ago, and I don't believe it now!

 

[4nk8]

Anything other than marmite

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Might fuck around and let some slut stripper skank snort blow of my dilsnick.

 

[hotwords229_A]

No offense, but I didn't believe that when I first heard it as an altar boy so many years ago, and I don't believe it now!

Yeah, but that was just for a sip of wine—this is $900 mil!!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Cherry syrup

 

[HotBrand]

... are we still doing this?

Tabasco sauce.

My pleasure, your pain!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Squirty Cream!

 

[WerdNerd]

Vanilla ice cream

 

[HotBrand]

Bovril.

That's right. I said it. Come at me.

 

[HotChef1970]

Squirty Cream!

Good one! Although which squirty cream are you talking about? British or American?

 

[HotBrand]

Raspberry jam. Oh. My.

 

[HotBrand]

Actually, Nutella.

I've never tried it and ... well, it doesn't look so bad!