🍒🍓The Fucking Fruit Stand🍎🍑

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sausage

I hope its yours.

 

[Saltfountain]

I hope its yours.

You only have to ask

 

[MrsPassion]

Getting steamy in the breakfast meats aisle

Breakfast today is coffee and hopefully a fuck or two to give

 

[Nightbird]

Getting steamy in the breakfast meats aisle

Breakfast today is coffee and hopefully a fuck or two to give

Do you put anything in your coffee?

 

[MrsPassion]

Do you put anything in your coffee?

The tears of my enemies

 

[Saltfountain]

She'll never refuse salted cream

 

[Nightbird]

The tears of my enemies

You have enemies? I find this hard to believe.

 

[MrsPassion]

She'll never refuse salted cream

Just a dollop or 19

 

[Saltfountain]

Just a dollop or 19

I'll let you pump the squirty can

 

[MrsPassion]

You have enemies? I find this hard to believe.

I don’t
Everybody else gets beef, but I’m all kumbayyah and shit. Life long peace maker so I gets no enemies. One day though…I might say something mean to someone, and not immediately apologize.

 

[Nightbird]

I don’t
Everybody else gets beef, but I’m all kumbayyah and shit. Life long peace maker so I gets no enemies. One day though…I might say something mean to someone, and not immediately apologize.

Sounds like a life goal.

 

[MrsPassion]

Sounds like a life goal.

It’s actually not. Lol I count myself lucky that I’m generally well liked and my go to move is try to understand where other folks are coming from. It’s given me a wide network of friends and access to a lot of different world views. Having enemies (while I’m sure is more exciting) isn’t my jam

 

[MrsPassion]

I'll let you pump the squirty can

 

[Nightbird]

It’s actually not. Lol I count myself lucky that I’m generally well liked and my go to move is try to understand where other folks are coming from. It’s given me a wide network of friends and access to a lot of different world views. Having enemies (while I’m sure is more exciting) isn’t my jam

Sounds pretty awesome to me.

 

[Saltfountain]

I don’t
Everybody else gets beef, but I’m all kumbayyah and shit. Life long peace maker so I gets no enemies. One day though…I might say something mean to someone, and not immediately apologize.

And then you'll be punished. Severely...

Till you cry with pain then thank me

 

[MrsPassion]

And then you'll be punished. Severely...

Till you cry with pain then thank me

Clean up on aisle 6

 

[MrsPassion]

Sounds pretty awesome to me.

It’s a good way to live

 

[Saltfountain]

Clean up on aisle 6

Sorry, did I say that out loud?

 

[MrsPassion]

Sorry, did I say that out loud?

VERY LOUDLY!!

 

[Nightbird]

It’s a good way to live

Yes it is.. And back on topic, I've decided I don't like Oatmeal.

 

[Saltfountain]

VERY LOUDLY!!

Sorry

I'll whisper it in your ear as I tighten my hand round your throat next time...

 

[MrsPassion]

Yes it is.. And back on topic, I've decided I don't like Oatmeal.

We have a topic?!??

 

[Saltfountain]

We have a topic?!??

I think he's confusing it with fuck it seeing as I turned up...

 

[MrsPassion]

Sorry

I'll whisper it in your ear as I tighten my hand round your throat next time...

Oh my gosh, Salty…harder

 

[MrsPassion]

I think he's confusing it with fuck it seeing as I turned up...

Lol bouncing back and forth will do that! I’m off to shower and start my day!!