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[MrsPassion]

You guys…I’m gonna try and bake something!

I’m going to make blueberry muffins. There will be no measurements!! No recipes!! Just the ancestors and a whole lot of guestimation!! I’ll report back if I don’t blow up the stove

 

[Nightbird]

You guys…I’m gonna try and bake something!

I’m going to make blueberry muffins. There will be no measurements!! No recipes!! Just the ancestors and a whole lot of guestimation!! I’ll report back if I don’t blow up the stove

Good luck!

 

[MrsPassion]

Good luck!

Thank you! I feel really good about this.

 

[Nightbird]

Thank you! I feel really good about this.

You're welcome don't forget to take and post pictures for us!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

You guys…I’m gonna try and bake something!

I’m going to make blueberry muffins. There will be no measurements!! No recipes!! Just the ancestors and a whole lot of guestimation!! I’ll report back if I don’t blow up the stove

I believe in you!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Specifically: Do UK dicks wear top hats?!?!?

I don't think so, but many of them wear turtlenecks.

He's on vacay, and won't see it for a few days now

I didn't realize that you were keeping his calendar.

 

[MrsPassion]

I don't think so, but many of them wear turtlenecks.

This is the thread win of the day for me

 

[Saltfountain]

@Lindi37 and @Saltfountain
We are chatting UK dicks (for now?) here if you feel like just chit chatting.

Why am I a dick this time?

 

[Saltfountain]

I don't think so, but many of them wear turtlenecks.

We're stylish that way...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

What do you need? How to make it? The different types?

Maybe a recommendation on where to start in terms of cooking at home or what to try at restaurants? I’ve Googled curry and there are so many different kinds listed.

I’ve only had jarred Tikka Masala which I thought was delicious. I loved the flavor and that it wasn’t very spicy.

 

[Nightbird]

Heres a pic of my bread I made.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Maybe a recommendation on where to start in terms of cooking at home or what to try at restaurants? I’ve Googled curry and there are so many different kinds listed.

I’ve only had jarred Tikka Masala which I thought was delicious. I loved the flavor and that it wasn’t very spicy.

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I've used this brand of simmer sauce quite often. The tikka masala is great, as is the coconut curry. Both are flavorful and mild in terms of heat. Great to have on hand when you need an easy dinner.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Do you like breakfast?
Do you like boobies?
Maybe you fancy yourself an eggplant or just a nice dick.

Welcome to the Fucking Fruit Stand, a place for the Chatty Cathy’s, Talkative Tommy’s, and People who just like to talk about food and pervy shit, without taking over other threads. Conversation is probably fast paced and random. Equal parts pictures of burnt pancakes and boob pasta. We got it all!!

All are welcome, come take a look at our wares!

well this is new. Did someone say boob pasta? Is this like a Fucking Fruit Stand or a Fucking Fruit Stand? ...ok I guess the tone doesn't come through. Do we lean more to food or more to sexual situations and pervasions?

 

[MrsPassion]

well this is new. Did someone say boob pasta? Is this like a Fucking Fruit Stand or a Fucking Fruit Stand? ...ok I guess the tone doesn't come through. Do we lean more to food or more to sexual situations and pervasions?

Yes

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why am I a dick this time?

Aren’t you always?



(Completely joking btw… just seemed the best snarky response possible)

 

[Nightbird]

well this is new. Did someone say boob pasta? Is this like a Fucking Fruit Stand or a Fucking Fruit Stand? ...ok I guess the tone doesn't come through. Do we lean more to food or more to sexual situations and pervasions?

Umm Both I think

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I don't think so, but many of them wear turtlenecks.

I feel cheated now. None of them dressed up for me!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I feel cheated now. None of them dressed up for me!

It is such a rarity, it is a shame.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well in random happenings in my life, I have a new coworker several hours away. He just sent me pictures of himself and his dog. Both are super cute. They made me smile. That is all. How has everyone else's day been?

 

[StillRain]

I'd avoid the pineapple. It's had a hammering...

Is madam looking for size, or interesting sensations?

Let’s go interesting! *wiggles excitedly for the recommends*

 

[jason28053]

Anything you’d recommend?

mango

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Let’s go interesting! *wiggles excitedly for the recommends*

mango

I’ve lost whether we’re making food and recipe recommendations or fucking recommendations

 

[jason28053]

I’ve lost whether we’re making food and recipe recommendations or fucking recommendations

It’s lit, so it always devolves into fucking

 

[MrsPassion]

I’ve lost whether we’re making food and recipe recommendations or fucking recommendations

Also yes?

 

[MrsPassion]

I think the nitty gritty was we needed a space to have chit chat (often food based for some reason) that wasn’t clogging up other threads. Last night we had pineapple dick rings (no photos just the idea) some delish looking dish Stressed Subject made with a face fucking gif, a vigil for the Taco Bell XXL burrito with sexy saxophone music, meatBall Subs, and decided spotted dick bananas still deserved to be fucked before being turned into banana bread.


I really don’t know y’all use the space as you please, add some food and bam: welcome to the Fucking Fruit Stand