🍒🍓The Fucking Fruit Stand🍎🍑

[Saltfountain]

Let’s go interesting! *wiggles excitedly for the recommends*

I think you might find frozen Strawberries pretty interestng...

 

[StillRain]

I think you might find frozen Strawberries pretty interestng...

….. interesting….

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I think you might find frozen Strawberries pretty interestng...

Hmmm.
I assumed that you would go with ginger root, freshly peeled of course.

 

[Saltfountain]

Hmmm.
I assumed that you would go with ginger root, freshly peeled of course.

Not strictly a fruit

 

[jason28053]

How come vegetables aren’t getting any love here? I mean Come on!

 

[Saltfountain]

….. interesting….

Well, boring is so 2022

 

[Saltfountain]

How come vegetables aren’t getting any love here? I mean Come on!

It's a fruit place

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It's a fruit place

but you can make desserts with vegetables.....carrot cake. Carrots should be close enough for a fucking fruit stand.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Not strictly a fruit

Yes, looking back, I do see that the lovely lady specifically asked about fruit.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yes, looking back, I do see that the lovely lady specifically asked about fruit.

but but ginger is added to so many fruit desserts. It has to be close enough to count. What is pumpkin without ginger. It also pairs good with plums, and assorted melons. Ginger has to be close enough for a fucking fruit stand.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

but but ginger is added to so many fruit desserts. It has to be close enough to count. What is pumpkin without ginger. It also pairs good with plums, and assorted melons. Ginger has to be close enough for a fucking fruit stand.

I'm not disagreeing with you. I was just conceding that specific point. She did ask about fruit. I went back and looked.

 

[Nightbird]

but but ginger is added to so many fruit desserts. It has to be close enough to count. What is pumpkin without ginger. It also pairs good with plums, and assorted melons. Ginger has to be close enough for a fucking fruit stand.

Gotta love that burn you get from Ginger too.

 

[Saltfountain]

but but ginger is added to so many fruit desserts. It has to be close enough to count. What is pumpkin without ginger. It also pairs good with plums, and assorted melons. Ginger has to be close enough for a fucking fruit stand.

Custard is added to many fruit desserts...

Your point here is? That we abandon all standards? I say to you madam, NO! Our integrity is what separates us from the [insert derogatory nationality of choice]!

 

[Saltfountain]

Gotta love that burn you get from Ginger too.

Get good burn from a birds eye chilli. At least that is a fruit...

 

[Saltfountain]

Moral of the story, never invite a pedantic British cunt to somewhere fun...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Get good burn from a birds eye chilli. At least that is a fruit...

Well now that just sounds extreme. Wait, are we talking eating or for use in fucking? I forgot again.

 

[Saltfountain]

Well now that just sounds extreme. Wait, are we talking eating or for use in fucking? I forgot again.

Shhhhh!

I'm working her up to that...

 

[Nightbird]

Get good burn from a birds eye chilli. At least that is a fruit...

Whats a birds eye chilli?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Whats a birds eye chilli?

something you don't want to just shove into any orifices

 

[Nightbird]

something you don't want to just shove into any orifices

Well I don't wanna go shoving Ginger in any orifices either.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well I don't wanna go shoving Ginger in any orifices either.

well ginger is fun in many ways, including just eating. I don't think many people could even eat that chili plain.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So hear me out…

Donut dick ring

 

[Nightbird]

well ginger is fun in many ways, including just eating. I don't think many people could even eat that chili plain.

Ohh it's that hot?

 

[Nightbird]

So hear me out…

Donut dick ring

Tim Hortons will never be the same.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ohh it's that hot?

oh whole hell of a lot hotter than a jalapeno, but not quite habanero. How many people just sit there eating habaneros like fruit? I'd say it is a cooking chili.