🎞️Great Film Scenes🎞️

A funny movie with a lot of great quotes:

Hayes: What the hell league you been playing in?
Vaughn: California Penal...
Hayes: Never heard of it. How'd you end up playing there?
Vaughn: Stole a car.

"Should have gotten a live chicken..."
 
Jake: Que pasa there, Pedro?

Pedro: Bats, they are sick. I can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, I hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar and rum. He will come.

Eddie: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.

Roger: Shit, Harris!

Pedro: Ah, Jesús. I like him very much, but he no help with curve ball.

Eddie: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?

Jake: OK, Harris, let's not start a holy war here.

Eddie: I wouldn't leave that rum sitting around out here with this group.

Pedro: Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum... Is very bad.
 
Jake: Que pasa there, Pedro?

Pedro: Bats, they are sick. I can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, I hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar and rum. He will come.

Eddie: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.

Roger: Shit, Harris!

Pedro: Ah, Jesús. I like him very much, but he no help with curve ball.

Eddie: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?

Jake: OK, Harris, let's not start a holy war here.

Eddie: I wouldn't leave that rum sitting around out here with this group.

Pedro: Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum... Is very bad.


See, I've got it right here in my contract. It says, "I don't have to do any calisthenics that I don't feel are necessary." So what do you think about that?
 
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