🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I mean, obviously if you've been out doing yard work, skip through the shower. But just every time?
Nah

lol well I work outdoors, my gym is outdoors and I sweat gallons... I shower a minimum of twice a day.
Not saying my girl is always gonna need one but I am heading straight there when I walk in the door.
Plus if we are doing it right we are both gonna glisten up a little bit during right?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Always shower before a date, even if part of it is getting all hot and sweaty fighting or clubbing or hiking or whatever. First impressions matter, and it's only polite IMO.

Is a shower required before sex? No, but I don't want to disturb a partner either. Polite behavior until it's no longer time to be polite.

 

[Lmizzler]

Oh interesting thought I meant to bring!

Showers before sex! How necessary? I have a friend whose husband will not have sex unless they both shower before. Thoughts?

I'm all about cleanliness but geez...how else do we build up our immune systems?!?!?!

 

[morelikeasong]

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Are their talents you wish you had? Writing beautiful poetry is in my top 5.

I wish I could sing. Like, really sing.
I don’t wanna be famous or anything but I wanna sound like an angel when I’m singing along in my kitchen.
And I wanna be able to sing the melody on those “sing with me” TikToks without accidentally matching the person’s harmony.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I wish I could sing. Like, really sing.
I don’t wanna be famous or anything but I wanna sound like an angel when I’m singing along in my kitchen.
And I wanna be able to sing the melody on those “sing with me” TikToks without accidentally matching the person’s harmony.

That's #1 on my list. I want to be able to belt it for my own entertainment.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm all about cleanliness but geez...how else do we build up our immune systems?!?!?!

Accidents? Vaccines? Sickos sneezing nearby? Lots of ways, without crud visible.

 

[Lmizzler]

Accidents? Vaccines? Sickos sneezing nearby? Lots of ways, without crud visible.

Whoa, if there is crud visible...thats an issue. I'll get the pressure washer out and spray you down myself.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Doesnt everyone sing at the top of their longs when their favorite jams are on?
Seriously? Just me?
I say belt that shit out and feel every word..
And if you have trouble remembering the words say fuck it and make up your own!!
Its your LIFE! Live, laugh, love, do the things you want, make an ass of yourself..
I mean who's standards are you trying to live up to? Yours or someone elses?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I mean who's standards are you trying to live up to? Yours or someone elses?

Mine. And they are high.

That said - I do sing loudly and badly but I'd like to have a Kelly Clarkson voice too.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Mine. And they are high.

That said - I do sing loudly and badly but I'd like to have a Kelly Clarkson voice too.

well now I just want to hear you sing dang it lol..
I cant imagine anything about the lovely PLP being anything other than perfect... including her singing voice

 

[morelikeasong]

Doesnt everyone sing at the top of their longs when their favorite jams are on?
Seriously? Just me?

Well, duh. But I can hear myself, too.

I mean who's standards are you trying to live up to? Yours or someone elses?

Not sure how this is relevant… I want to be a better singer by both of those standards

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

well now I just want to hear you sing dang it lol..
I cant imagine anything about the lovely PLP being anything other than perfect... including here singing voice

It's my very powerful voodoo.... just give in!

 

[morelikeasong]

Whoa, if there is crud visible...thats an issue. I'll get the pressure washer out and spray you down myself.

The pressure washer??

Ouch

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

It's my very powerful voodoo.... just give in!

already have lol

 

[Lmizzler]

It's my very powerful voodoo.... just give in!

Like a siren, luring us in.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Like a siren, luring us in.

how many men you reckon have met their demise just by the sound of her voice?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

<goes to hide under her covers >

Taking a lil nap - might post way too much mermaid art later - don't be too filthy while I'm gone...

 

[morelikeasong]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

<goes to hide under her covers >

Taking a lil nap - might post way too much mermaid art later - don't be too filthy while I'm gone...

Aw damn.... yall were actually good
<kicks rocks>

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Some mermaids... simply because I love them


Sibylline Meynet


BIA LEME

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Rose-Aimée Bélanger

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Anastasia Tsai

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alinaazac
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Ashley Loob

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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VhaldirianDreamer

Claire Fletcher


kitfoxart
pupperfish!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Aw damn.... yall were actually good
<kicks rocks>

Was I?

 

[AtramentousRex]

There are times when I do not have an answer to your questions PLP. I just do not possess the required experience to have an answer or opinion. But I like coming here to read and to just, see what you all say. I occasionally feel bad about it though. Like if I don't post something I shouldn't be in here. Maybe admitting this is contributing in some way. I hope you are having a good day, all of you wonderful and fascinating people. *tips hat and fades*

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

cookee24

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Jack Shalatain


krizdole


Christine Y Jones