🏺The original kink: Art, Artifacts & Pleasure 🏺

[Cat]

You know what they say—
"The penis doesn't fall far from the tree."
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.... I still want a penis-tree .. for my garden and stuff!

 

[THROBBS]

.... I still want a penis-tree .. for my garden and stuff!

Get planting!

 

[Cat]

Get planting!

I think.. I need warmer weather

(And most likely some sleep!... Heh! Autocorrect wanted to change sleep into dildo.. I may have been doing too much .. research... )

Sweet dreams!

 

[Mattentive]

Maaaaaaaaaatt!!!!!!!!!!

I have so many questions... What is going on in these tabloids.. Where do I acquire said penis-tree... For purely scientific reasons..
It is just absolutely bloody brilliant!!

And.. the lady.. why.. where.. whaaaaat is going on!!
- How old are these gems? And where are they from?!?!

You should hang out, muuuuuuch more in this thread..

I think with the carving size on the tabloid tablets, there was only enough room for THE HEADLINE.

I'll make you a penis bonsai tree filled with little chocolate penises.

Apparently they're 14th century. Thread watched. I can't look away now!

 

[Cat]

I think with the carving size on the tabloid tablets, there was only enough room for THE HEADLINE.

I'll make you a penis bonsai tree filled with little chocolate penises.

Apparently they're 14th century. Thread watched. I can't look away now!

.... You promised!!
Now I am going to look forward to my cute little penis bonsai tree, filled with delicious little chocolate penises

You know exactly what makes me the happiest!!

 

[THROBBS]

I think.. I need warmer weather

(And most likely some sleep!... Heh! Autocorrect wanted to change sleep into dildo.. I may have been doing too much .. research... )

Sweet dreams!

Can always start something (a penis tree) indoors, in your "hot house", in one of those "empty pots".


Night, night.

 

[Mattentive]

.... You promised!!
Now I am going to look forward to my cute little penis bonsai tree, filled with delicious little chocolate penises

You know exactly what makes me the happiest!!

I just need a small erect monkey penis to make the chocolate mold. Goodnight MNC.

 

[deft]

Oooh, gosh! I have much to catch up on!

It's going to be a fun morning! For learning and study, of course!

 

[deft]

One thing that occurs to me is the fierceness of the sensations experienced by those viewing these artifacts at the time... today, we are used to having a whole universe of erotica and kink available at the click of a mouse, but the impact to those people, who may have never otherwise seen a visual depiction of sex, must have been so intense.

I can imagine the feelings hitting them deep in the pit of their stomach... their cheeks flushing... their loins enflamed... perhaps nipples stiffening... the inevitable thickening and engorging...

And then, what happened after viewing? It is such fun to think about!

 

[vibes]

I should do something about that!!

Well if you do make sure you visit both Pompei and Ercolano

 

[may_I_please]

@MrsNaughtyCat did I tell you? Did I?

awesome thread, when I have more time I’ll play properly and maybe even read other posts

 

[vibes]

Seems that Mike Meyers modeled his character, Austin Powers after Roddy's.

I'd never thought of it, now it seems so clear ... thanks

 

[Cat]

The Ancient Mesopotamia

A region that has been recognised as a cradle of some of the world's earliest civilizations.
This is the place where the wheel was invented, planting the first cerial crops, cursive writing, mathematics as well as astronomy.

Babylonians, Sumerians, Akkadians.. And more, they came from this region.
It is the site of the earliest developments of the Neolithic Revolution.
And, it gave us the Hammurabi Laws, you might already know some of the laws (eye for an eye, tooth for tooth.)
But did you know the first law?
The one that accuses another for murder, shall lose his own, if the accused is innocent.

Most of the laws are masculine, meant that they were for men. But, Hammurabi was for women as well.
There is in particular 3 laws, that might be surprising:
The beer brewers, they were most likely women!
As beer at that time mostly were started with wild yeast, it was foamy and not so pleasant at the top, as a direct result it lead the women to yet another brilliant invention: the straw!

Why is this interesting?
Because... There are so many terracotta plaques that are showing a women, bent forward drinking beer from a straw while being copulated from behind!
Sometimes, art is interesting on so many levels, telling much more than just the surface information.

These terracotta plaques are from between 2100 - 1500 BCE.

 

[THROBBS]

One thing that occurs to me is the fierceness of the sensations experienced by those viewing these artifacts at the time... today, we are used to having a whole universe of erotica and kink available at the click of a mouse, but the impact to those people, who may have never otherwise seen a visual depiction of sex, must have been so intense.

I can imagine the feelings hitting them deep in the pit of their stomach... their cheeks flushing... their loins enflamed... perhaps nipples stiffening... the inevitable thickening and engorging...

And then, what happened after viewing? It is such fun to think about!

Excellent observations!

On the other hand, I wonder if those reactions would be more prevalent in (outwardly) prudish societies of more recent times (but prior to the pervasiveness of the material)?

 

[vibes]

women, bent forward drinking beer from a straw while being copulated from behind!

How decadent

 

[Cat]

How decadent

That might indeed be the first impression.

But the questions that begs for answers:

• Why is she drinking beer, while being copulated much like a beast.
• Perhaps she is a woman of dubious moral?
• Is she a prostitute?
• Are all beer brewing women like that?

Suddenly, when the first impressions are long gone, and you then start to question, why did she drink beer, while being taken from behind?


@Mo_Bandy I do think, that you might have an interest in this subject, as our local beer brewer.

 

[Mrtenant]

That might indeed be the first impression.

But the questions that begs for answers:

• Why is she drinking beer, while being copulated much like a beast.
• Perhaps she is a woman of dubious moral?
• Is she a prostitute?
• Are all beer brewing women like that?

Suddenly, when the first impressions are long gone, and you then start to question, why did she drink beer, while being taken from behind?

Maybe it's some sort of hookah? Or breath control?

 

[deft]

That might indeed be the first impression.

But the questions that begs for answers:

• Why is she drinking beer, while being copulated much like a beast.
• Perhaps she is a woman of dubious moral?
• Is she a prostitute?
• Are all beer brewing women like that?

Suddenly, when the first impressions are long gone, and you then start to question, why did she drink beer, while being taken from behind?

Maybe the men of the time are really, really bad at sex... so the beer is to help with her... fulfillment?

 

[Cymru9696]

The Cerne Abbas Giant in Dorset, UK

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys...ant-006.jpg?width=620&quality=45&dpr=2&s=none

 

[Cindy027]

That might indeed be the first impression.

But the questions that begs for answers:

• Why is she drinking beer, while being copulated much like a beast.
• Perhaps she is a woman of dubious moral?
• Is she a prostitute?
• Are all beer brewing women like that?

Suddenly, when the first impressions are long gone, and you then start to question, why did she drink beer, while being taken from behind?


@Mo_Bandy I do think, that you might have an interest in this subject, as our local beer brewer.

Lol, I think that’s way too much assumption. Probably was some drunk stonecutter with a bent mind.

 

[Cat]

Maybe it's some sort of hookah? Or breath control?

Maybe the men of the time are really, really bad at sex... so the beer is to help with her... fulfillment?

Lol, I think that’s way too much assumption. Probably was some drunk stonecutter with a bent mind.

...... Breath play, with beer and straws... And.. a bent mind.. yeah.. bent..

 

[deft]

...... Breath play, with beer and straws... And.. a bent mind.. yeah.. bent..

The kink is strong in these plaques!

 

[Cat]

The kink is strong in these plaques!

Ey... That is why we love art and history.

 

[deft]

Ey... That is why we love art and history.

It is fascinating, intriguing... and really, truly fulfilling!

And, to a thread full of willing and eager students... inspiring

 

[BongoGal]

The beer brewers, they were most likely women!

Hence the name Brewster.