💥💥💥The Official 2020 Litties Award Show!💥💥💥

[Wild_Honey_66]

Best Female Flirt
LizVegas79

Best Male Flirt
NRJLives

Funniest Female Litster
Corbal

Funniest Male
Lord Pmann

Female Newcomer of the Year – a tie!
JustAnotherFlower & Lonelywife1205

Male Newcomer of the Year
HotBrand

Sexiest Female Litster
Sexybritches69

Sexiest Male Litster
Willingtoshare

Best Female Litster
BlackCashmere

Best Male Litster
Miles Long

Best Litster Couple
Hornblende & numeniusa

Best Av/Profile
Justadesperatewifeandmom

Best Signature
BadAmy

Litster Who Makes the Boards a Better Place
PrettyLilPussy19

Best New Thread
AMA: Litster of the Week - created by: indiesoul

Best AmPics Thread
Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see. - created by: Justadesperatewifeandmom

Best Photo Thread
Show us your face...over again! - created by: Moochienanu Location: The Playground

Most Educational Thread
Kinks We Don't Understand... - created by: Wild_Honey_66 Location: The Playground

Most Entertaining Thread
Allia Potestas' House of Horror... - created by: Allia Potestas Location: Amateur Pic Feedback

Most Lurked Thread
Show us your face...over again! - created by: Moochienanu Location: The Playground

Best Overall Thread
AMA: Litster of the Week - created by: indiesoul Location: The Playground


Congratulations to all!

A hearty congrats to all the winners! And many thanks to those whose efforts made last night happen!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Best Female Flirt
LizVegas79

Best Male Flirt
NRJLives

Funniest Female Litster
Corbal

Funniest Male
Lord Pmann

Female Newcomer of the Year – a tie!
JustAnotherFlower & Lonelywife1205

Male Newcomer of the Year
HotBrand

Sexiest Female Litster
Sexybritches69

Sexiest Male Litster
Willingtoshare

Best Female Litster
BlackCashmere

Best Male Litster
Miles Long

Best Litster Couple
Hornblende & numeniusa

Best Av/Profile
Justadesperatewifeandmom

Best Signature
BadAmy

Litster Who Makes the Boards a Better Place
PrettyLilPussy19

Best New Thread
AMA: Litster of the Week - created by: indiesoul

Best AmPics Thread
Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see. - created by: Justadesperatewifeandmom

Best Photo Thread
Show us your face...over again! - created by: Moochienanu Location: The Playground

Most Educational Thread
Kinks We Don't Understand... - created by: Wild_Honey_66 Location: The Playground

Most Entertaining Thread
Allia Potestas' House of Horror... - created by: Allia Potestas Location: Amateur Pic Feedback

Most Lurked Thread
Show us your face...over again! - created by: Moochienanu Location: The Playground

Best Overall Thread
AMA: Litster of the Week - created by: indiesoul Location: The Playground


Congratulations to all!

I'm gonna say the things I should've won. I'll be asking you to strip the original "winners" of theirs and give them to me.

Funniest male. I won that one.

Funniest female. Fuck, if Corbal can win that, so can I. I am just happy she has a vagina now.

Male newcomer of the year- I've been here for a long time, but I just came back last year. So I should win it.

Sexiest male lister- duh

Best male lister- duh

Best Lister couple- pmann and his ego

Best Av- hard to argue against big boobs, but still.

Best signature- most accurate thing here.

Lister who makes the board a better place- my thread was responsible for getting UgliestSon kicked out. As well, I'm delightful, dammit. How did I not win this?

Best new Thread- I've created like 80. Pick one.

Most educational Thread- how to fuck a watermelon? You bitches were fucking watermelons like a bunch of idiots before me.

Most entertaining Thread- see my explanation for "best new thread".

Best overall thread- see above.

 

[Hornblende]

Just popping in to add my thanks, after reading a mammoth eight hundred and something posts on waking this morning I'm suffering from eye strain, but it was great fun to read.

Anyway, I'm honoured that we were the recipients of a gilded quim, and offer my sincere congratulations to other winners and nominees. Thanks also to Clowns and Suz for stepping in to compère after Ricky Gervais bottled out.

Off to polish the vadge now. Hmmm, tongue or finger...

 

[Suz_anne]

Correction - Most Lurked Thread

Best Female Flirt
LizVegas79

Best Male Flirt
NRJLives

Funniest Female Litster
Corbal

Funniest Male
Lord Pmann

Female Newcomer of the Year – a tie!
JustAnotherFlower & Lonelywife1205

Male Newcomer of the Year
HotBrand

Sexiest Female Litster
Sexybritches69

Sexiest Male Litster
Willingtoshare

Best Female Litster
BlackCashmere

Best Male Litster
Miles Long

Best Litster Couple
Hornblende & numeniusa

Best Av/Profile
Justadesperatewifeandmom

Best Signature
BadAmy

Litster Who Makes the Boards a Better Place
PrettyLilPussy19

Best New Thread
AMA: Litster of the Week - created by: indiesoul

Best AmPics Thread
Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see. - created by: Justadesperatewifeandmom

Best Photo Thread
Show us your face...over again! - created by: Moochienanu Location: The Playground

Most Educational Thread
Kinks We Don't Understand... - created by: Wild_Honey_66 Location: The Playground

Most Entertaining Thread
Allia Potestas' House of Horror... - created by: Allia Potestas Location: Amateur Pic Feedback

Most Lurked Thread
Dear Litster, once more... - created by: TANSTAAFL58 Location: The Playground

Best Overall Thread
AMA: Litster of the Week - created by: indiesoul Location: The Playground


Congratulations to all!

Oy, wrong copy and paste on the Most Lurked Thread - my apologies! The winner of that category was Dear Litster, once more...


I clearly need a vacation. If the nominees for Sexiest Male would like to accompany me...

 

[numeniusa]

Oy, wrong copy and paste on the Most Lurked Thread - my apologies! The winner of that category was Dear Litster, once more...


I clearly need a vacation. If the nominees for Sexiest Male would like to accompany me...

I think you've earned the right to take your pick...

 

[Willingtoshare]

Oy, wrong copy and paste on the Most Lurked Thread - my apologies! The winner of that category was Dear Litster, once more...


I clearly need a vacation. If the nominees for Sexiest Male would like to accompany me...

How could anyone refuse you, especially after all your hard work.

 

[LizVegas79]

Thank you everyone for voting me Best Female Flirt!

It's funny to me that's the category I won since I don't see myself that way at all but a Golden Vage is a Golden Vage, right?

So sorry I missed the awards show. They looked like a lot of fun. (of course, being "stuck" in the coat closet all night was a lot of fun too ). I actually traded my night shift for a day shift yesterday so that I could attend but by the time I got home RL had different plans for me.

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE OTHER WINNERS TOO!

And big thanks to IHC and Suzanne for making this all possible!

 

[AlpineFresco]

Wooooooo! Congrats to all the winners, and all the nominees!

 

[Willingtoshare]

*peeks in*

Hi All,

I just wanted to say thank you so so much for thinking of me for this year’s Littie awards. Yes it’s silly and not real, but I was honestly touched to be even considered. I miss you guys.

Hope to be back more soon.

Good to see you!

 

[tnman03]

*peeks in*

Hi All,

I just wanted to say thank you so so much for thinking of me for this year’s Littie awards. Yes it’s silly and not real, but I was honestly touched to be even considered. I miss you guys.

Hope to be back more soon.

Oh, I don't know, I think the sentiments involved in the nominations and final voting for awards are very real. You were absolutely a fantastic selection to win your award.

And welcome back, I hope you're here to stay and that you'll enjoy yourself here again.

 

[LizVegas79]

*peeks in*

Hi All,

I just wanted to say thank you so so much for thinking of me for this year’s Littie awards. Yes it’s silly and not real, but I was honestly touched to be even considered. I miss you guys.

Hope to be back more soon.

Good to see you SB and ;nana; CONGRATULATIONS!! too btw

(I'm not even bummed I lost to you. I'm not. Shut up. I am not )

Good to see you!

CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU TOO WTS!!

 

[IhateClowns]

Thank you again everybody for the kind words. I was worried that it was going to be a train wreck, but it seemed like everybody had a great time. The bad part about hosting as you don’t get to play along with everybody else says it is going. It is such a frantic pace. And you’re having to set yourself up for The next award. So you don’t get the chance to interact with everybody. So if anybody messaged me in a post and I didn’t respond I apologize. I honestly didn’t see it.

I had a chance late last night to kind of go through it and read some of what I missed. It looks like everybody had a great time. Once again, I appreciate all the thank you’s. This could not have been done without Suz and Bad Amy and what they did in enhancing the experience for every one.

 

[IhateClowns]

To anyone else who was insulted or offended by any intros to any awards that were given out I apologize. Everything was said in jest. Everything was done in jest. There was no ill intent. Thanks again for everyone Participated and had fun.

 

[hotwords229_A]

It’s time I broke my silence on the bombshell from last night. The Twitter-sphere is blowing up with the story that I “lost” to NRJ. Now, some outlets are reporting that story while others are saying that I was cheated, swindled, possibly even bamboozled.

Look, NRJ seems like a nice guy. He is funny, charming, polite and flirtatious, with a big honking piece of meat swinging between his legs “allegedly”.

I’m the kind of guy who likes to “lose” with grace and dignity. A lot of you are throwing around terms like Russian Interference, Bribery, and possible sweetheart political deals that may have been made behind the scenes to steal this award. I, personally, would never say that, but a lot of unnamed sources are saying it.

I would also like to clear up the dirty rumor that I cried myself to sleep last night. Those were not tears on my pillow, I simply turned the heat up too high on a cold night and two very specific parts of my face sweat into the pillow.

Because I’m a class-act I would like to, once again, congratulate NRJ for his “win” and wish him the best of luck. If some of you wish to call him a Russian Asset, well, there’s nothing I can do about that.

Thank you for your time.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

To anyone else who was insulted or offended by any intros to any awards that were given out I apologize. Everything was said in jest. Everything was done in jest. There was no ill intent. Thanks again for everyone having a great time time last.

Um, since you are all spreading good will and stuff, what if I was neither insulted nor offended by anything, but I have a hypothetical case of the sadz because I had a hypothetical extremely creative wager going about bridge dwelling, does your good will leave room for a negotiation starting point? Asking for a hypothetical friend.

 

[Dribble]

To anyone else who was insulted or offended by any intros to any awards that were given out I apologize. Everything was said in jest. Everything was done in jest. There was no ill intent. Thanks again for everyone Participated and had fun.

You did a fantastic job. Nothing said was insulting. Let it go....let it go...

https://youtu.be/moSFlvxnbgk

 

[IhateClowns]

You did a fantastic job. Nothing said was insulting. Let it go....let it go...

https://youtu.be/moSFlvxnbgk

I thought I had. Trying to now. Thanks man.

 

[tnman03]

It’s time I broke my silence on the bombshell from last night. The Twitter-sphere is blowing up with the story that I “lost” to NRJ. Now, some outlets are reporting that story while others are saying that I was cheated, swindled, possibly even bamboozled.

Look, NRJ seems like a nice guy. He is funny, charming, polite and flirtatious, with a big honking piece of meat swinging between his legs “allegedly”.

I’m the kind of guy who likes to “lose” with grace and dignity. A lot of you are throwing around terms like Russian Interference, Bribery, and possible sweetheart political deals that may have been made behind the scenes to steal this award. I, personally, would never say that, but a lot of unnamed sources are saying it.

I would also like to clear up the dirty rumor that I cried myself to sleep last night. Those were not tears on my pillow, I simply turned the heat up too high on a cold night and two very specific parts of my face sweat into the pillow.

Because I’m a class-act I would like to, once again, congratulate NRJ for his “win” and wish him the best of luck. If some of you wish to call him a Russian Asset, well, there’s nothing I can do about that.

Thank you for your time.

Uhhh...who are you again??? I mean your all going on here about something and seem kind of...well...butt hurt... so...once we establish your bonified's do you want us to take up a collection to send you hookers and booze??? Seems to me that might be a better consolation prize...NRJ might even be jealous of that.
















lol...jk, it'll be alright HW.

 

[DeckardNYC]

msso ike:

You know, I like and have communicated with many of you, but this seems so like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF7KU50IY34

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that -- in part -- what we're trying to get away from by coming here?

 

[85Ironman]

It’s time I broke my silence on the bombshell from last night. The Twitter-sphere is blowing up with the story that I “lost” to NRJ. Now, some outlets are reporting that story while others are saying that I was cheated, swindled, possibly even bamboozled.

Look, NRJ seems like a nice guy. He is funny, charming, polite and flirtatious, with a big honking piece of meat swinging between his legs “allegedly”.

I’m the kind of guy who likes to “lose” with grace and dignity. A lot of you are throwing around terms like Russian Interference, Bribery, and possible sweetheart political deals that may have been made behind the scenes to steal this award. I, personally, would never say that, but a lot of unnamed sources are saying it.

I would also like to clear up the dirty rumor that I cried myself to sleep last night. Those were not tears on my pillow, I simply turned the heat up too high on a cold night and two very specific parts of my face sweat into the pillow.

Because I’m a class-act I would like to, once again, congratulate NRJ for his “win” and wish him the best of luck. If some of you wish to call him a Russian Asset, well, there’s nothing I can do about that.

Thank you for your time.

No quid pro quo allegations?

 

[Trekka]

Gentlemen, I think this matter needs to be settled with good old fashioned live, streaming Greek wrestling.

 

[Endless_Night]

< I’m the kind of guy who likes to “lose” with grace and dignity. A lot of you are throwing around terms like Russian Interference, Bribery, and possible sweetheart political deals that may have been made behind the scenes to steal this award. I, personally, would never say that, but a lot of unnamed sources are saying it. >

Are you being, "urged by ‘many, many, many people’ to run again," in 2021?

 

[Trekka]

That's basically gay stuff, right? Not a deterrent, btw, I just have to be wined and dined first.

I’ll subsidize all the wining and dining. And I’ll hold those cards up between rounds. In hotpants.

And if you need pointers on technique, ask Enny.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’ll subsidize all the wining and dining. And I’ll hold those cards up between rounds. In hotpants.

And if you need pointers on technique, ask Enny.

OMG. Cut that out!




(No. Really. )

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Best Female Flirt
LizVegas79

Best Male Flirt
NRJLives

Funniest Female Litster
Corbal

Funniest Male
Lord Pmann

Female Newcomer of the Year – a tie!
JustAnotherFlower & Lonelywife1205

Male Newcomer of the Year
HotBrand

Sexiest Female Litster
Sexybritches69

Sexiest Male Litster
Willingtoshare

Best Female Litster
BlackCashmere

Best Male Litster
Miles Long

Best Litster Couple
Hornblende & numeniusa

Best Av/Profile
Justadesperatewifeandmom

Best Signature
BadAmy

Litster Who Makes the Boards a Better Place
PrettyLilPussy19

Best New Thread
AMA: Litster of the Week - created by: indiesoul

Best AmPics Thread
Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see. - created by: Justadesperatewifeandmom

Best Photo Thread
Show us your face...over again! - created by: Moochienanu Location: The Playground

Most Educational Thread
Kinks We Don't Understand... - created by: Wild_Honey_66 Location: The Playground

Most Entertaining Thread
Allia Potestas' House of Horror... - created by: Allia Potestas Location: Amateur Pic Feedback

Most Lurked Thread
Show us your face...over again! - created by: Moochienanu Location: The Playground

Best Overall Thread
AMA: Litster of the Week - created by: indiesoul Location: The Playground


Congratulations to all!

Easy come easy go.