Like outta the blue? At the Soup Plantation (R.I.P). I might be a bit uncomfortable!Would you really object if a woman put her boobs in your salad?
Oh, whatever, you'd love it
Outta the blue is outta the picture!
If it's the advice thread, I think it would be great!Thinking of a new thread idea and wondering if it would be a hit
Outta the blue boobs?Thinking of a new thread idea and wondering if it would be a hit
Maybe kick him and act like you are having a very sexy/horny dream …Deep sleep hubby woke me by flushing the toilet earlier.
Now I'm awake and can't sleep.
I'm thinking about kicking him.
Hard.
And then pretending to be deep asleep.
Let's see how deep his love is....
...
Nah.
Let's scroll lit, get horny, play with myself and fall asleep.
I love your title & how you think!Deep sleep hubby woke me by flushing the toilet earlier.
Now I'm awake and can't sleep.
I'm thinking about kicking him.
Hard.
And then pretending to be deep asleep.
Let's see how deep his love is....
...
Nah.
Let's scroll lit, get horny, play with myself and fall asleep.
If I go into 69 position and wet his face would he notice?
Could you coach up my wife on how to get back at me for waking her up by snoring?If I go into 69 position and wet his face would he notice?
Males of the human race can be thick as a brick in my experience....
"Honey, your in the middle of the fucking night fucking snack is ready for fucking."
Love that ideaIf I go into 69 position and wet his face would he notice?
Males of the human race can be thick as a brick in my experience....
"Honey, your in the middle of the fucking night fucking snack is ready for fucking."
I know you’d always ask before forcing your tits on me
You have no idea how easily mortified I am in personOh, whatever, you'd love it
Especially before putting them all up in your saladI know you’d always ask before forcing your tits on me
Oh you can put em all up anywhere baby.Especially before putting them all up in your salad
