🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[EvaLane]

Waiting to lay the craziest opening line ever on my therapist.
I should not be this excited.

Girl if you don’t share with the class!!! I wanna scare my therapist straight she’s getting too comfortable

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Girl if you don’t share with the class!!! I wanna scare my therapist straight she’s getting too comfortable

Seriously: I laughed out loud

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Girl if you don’t share with the class!!! I wanna scare my therapist straight she’s getting too comfortable

It was based on recent life events
"hey therapist! I know our last session was so easy peasy buttt..... would you like to hear about Horrible Ghing A or Life Changing Thing B ???? We only have time for one!!"

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Waiting to lay the craziest opening line ever on my therapist.
I should not be this excited.

Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to find himself transformed into a giant bug

 

[EvaLane]

It was based on recent life events
"hey therapist! I know our last session was so easy peasy buttt..... would you like to hear about Horrible Ghing A or Life Changing Thing B ???? We only have time for one!!"

Nah I can work with this. Make her choose what I’ll suffer with until our next session. It’ll be her fault, not mine.

Brilliant.

 

[mellowyellows]

Soaking again.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Nah I can work with this. Make her choose what I’ll suffer with until our next session. It’ll be her fault, not mine.

Brilliant.

Godsdamn diabolical!

 

[Taegul]

Finally off work and deciding what trouble to get into tonight.

 

[Jake0126]

laying in bed. just looking about

 

[EvaLane]

Get up.
Smoke.
Skin care.
Bed.

Do it. Shut up and do it, girly. Now.

 

[DannieB]

Get up.
Smoke.
Skin care.
Bed.

Do it. Shut up and do it, girly. Now.

Fine! Fine, I’ll do it! Sheesh, bossy britches

 

[sexymanfun]

Edging in my hotel room by alternating between porn and hockey

 

[Taegul]

Get up.
Smoke.
Skin care.
Bed.

Do it. Shut up and do it, girly. Now.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2Fl2YWqU7ev0l5nfYTC%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=188ceda0021f50436a000bf81916775ce995f491e4ebe801f6d1bf5051ebe5bd

 

[MrMakersMark]

Get up.
Smoke.
Skin care.
Bed.

Do it. Shut up and do it, girly. Now.

You were super nice to yourself there!



When I try to motivate my ass off the sofa I don't leave a single "lazy, fucking, piece of shit bastard" out of the convo.

I come at me.

 

[jason28053]

Contemplating why my balls are blue

 

[DannieB]

Doing my nails after my mandated skin care routine

 

[Taegul]

Doing my nails after my mandated skin care routine

Twinsies!

 

[EvaLane]

Doing my nails after my mandated skin care routine

The sweetest of girls, you deserve all the lovely things

Twinsies!

You too, sweet cheeks

Goodnight, Litttttttt

 

[Misshotndeep]

I'm trying to decide if I should do a spa night (facial, Mani, Pedi.. etc.) and watch a movie.
Or
Just go to bed and sleep.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm trying to decide if I should do a spa night (facial, Mani, Pedi.. etc.) and watch a movie.
Or
Just go to bed and sleep.

Maybe just the facial for tonight to avoid any smudged polish incidents in bed?

 

[deft]

Preparing to face the world.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Maybe just the facial for tonight to avoid any smudged polish incident ms in bed?

Oh, I have a fast-drying top coat.
No smudge issues for me. And I do gel nail polish with the light and all that bs. Last longer.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Scrolling and trying to get my mind right

 

[jayde2318]

Doom scrolling still a thing on lit? Trying to figure what I want here perhaps?

 

[Scotchlander]

Pretending to behave in the office but knowing I'm not wearing panties under my sundress

Don’t pretend to behave, be naughty and see what happens.

When someone says it’s very warm today, say that’s why I am ‘only’ wearing a dress.