🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

I'm in my hotel room getting changed for my working day. High visibility dungarees, matching jacket, gloves, work boots, helmet with chin strap...
Also, next time my boss asks me if I can help out, I plan to check whether I have to fly across Europe and whether the whole thing takes place at the weekend.
Or I'll just kill him.
 
Now, now, now, don't overdo it. Just because I have a bum you can crack nuts on and thighs that have caused traffic accidents when I ride my bike to work in shorts doesn't mean I like dogs.
We can agree on cats. At least the ones that don't shit in my front garden.

😂😂😂😂

Yup, I kinda like you! 🤣🤣🤣
 
Talking to a guy on a dating app and he just said he doesn’t vote.

He doesn’t vote.

The world is on fire around us and he has “no opinion one way or the other”.

I can’t with these dating apps anymore 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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