🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[LostHorizon]

Just normal wood, my man. Come take a look.

Wait… it’s your man’s wood?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Just normal wood, my man. Come take a look.

I did look. I’m not an expert at identifying species, but no worries. It’s very nice wood. Maybe even above average.

 

[AnomalyLady]

I did look. I’m not an expert at identifying species, but no worries. It’s very nice wood. Maybe even above average.

My wood is long AND thick

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My wood is long AND thick

Did you trade some sheep for it? Or stone?

 

[AnomalyLady]

I found the damn gif I was looking for

https://media.tenor.com/2_ab6NdTEhoAAAAM/dick-friday.gif

Fucking a

Did you trade some sheep for it? Or stone?

I looked one day and the wood was just THERE

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fucking a

I looked one day and the wood was just THERE

My 7th grade Health teacher told us it just meant we had to pee real bad.

 

[AnomalyLady]

My 7th grade Health teacher told us it just meant we had to pee real bad.

My wood is so big, I just I need to pee ALL the time

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My wood is so big, I just I need to pee ALL the time

 

[AnomalyLady]

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You dyslexic know when you just read “gossip girl” twice

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You dyslexic know when you just read “gossip girl” twice

Always gotta shake it after. Thats just wisdom.

 

[AnomalyLady]

Always gotta shake it after. Thats just wisdom.

Shake the d after peeing?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Shake the d after peeing?

Yeah. Thats the twice. It was oblique.

 

[AnomalyLady]

Yeah. Thats the twice. It was oblique.

Shake dat wood after peeing

 

[AnomalyLady]

I shake my wood after peeingggg

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I shake my wood after peeingggg

more than once is jerking

 

[AnomalyLady]

more than once is jerking

Wait.

Are you saying after you pee:
1 shake is getting the dribble
2 or more shakes is straight up jerking?

 

[AnomalyLady]

I need to learn my d etiquette

Someone should make a thread of d etiquette.

“Rule 1 be careful of the d shakes in public”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait.

Are you saying after you pee:
1 shake is getting the dribble
2 or more shakes is straight up jerking?

Shake once for the dribble. More to make baby Jesus cry.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I need to learn my d etiquette

More cause for hesitation Adriana( Formerly Dave)

 

[AnomalyLady]

Let’s get the stats. Who is having UTI and how many times do you shake?

 

[AnomalyLady]

More cause for hesitation Adriana( Formerly Dave)

I can make a Vocaroo and prove my masculine-feminine voice

 

[LostHorizon]

I can make a Vocaroo and prove my masculine-feminine voice

Yo Adrian…a

 

[AnomalyLady]

Yo Adrian…a

What’s up, brotha? *chest bumps*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

More than once is inefficiency, amateur shaker

Am I getting paid to shake??!?

 

[LostHorizon]

Standing here