ericalauren
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My parrot and I are in bed watching a cute Hallmark movie.
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I hate snow so much.Trying hard to be interested in watching a football game being played in sunny Florida, in January, between two teams that are not going to advance to the AFC championship game.
It only snows once or twice a year where I live. Some years none at all. But I lived in a brutal winter climate for a year and I get why northerners get tired of it. The Bills are built for cold winter weather.I hate snow so much.
Late night? Isn't it like 18:30 there? You must have an earlier bedtime than I do!
So my suggestion is more than appropriateSome help and then a moment of... relaxation
Good luck![]()
IKEA isn't usually too bad, the bastard that makes Jysk instructions can go to hell.
At the very least kick the cat out before dildoDone with IKEA stuff for today!
Now: snuggle under the duvet with the cat, before sleep!
Okay, so my autocorrect keeps changing sleep to dildo..![]()
That's awesome. I coached my kids Jr high team. My 5'6" kid had to guard a 6'3" kid as mine was our tallest. He got destroyed. He said it was a great game because the kid never dunked on him! Take the victory!I remember my Dad telling me how he guarded some kid in HS who wound up going to the NBA. I asked him how he did against him and he said, “I held him to 35 points in the first half and 6 in the second”. When I asked if he figured the kid out, he said, “ No, he left the game cuz they were 40 points ahead of us”. At least my Dad was honest about it.![]()
Hold it Rover! Hold it!!!Waiting for the game to end so I can take my dog out for a bathroom break.
Your autocorrect knows you better than you thinkDone with IKEA stuff for today!
Now: snuggle under the duvet with the cat, before sleep!
Okay, so my autocorrect keeps changing sleep to dildo..![]()
Heck of a game. On the tush push, I thought they’d push Josh all the way back to Buffalo!Waiting for the game to end so I can take my dog out for a bathroom break.
Why are you worrying?Worrying.