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[LordofDargaardkeep]

fishing vids do not fall within my humor perimeters.

I figured someone else was torturing you with them

 

[fsa52]

I figured someone else was torturing you with them

Oh indeed he is! He lives and breathes for the hunt of the next big one!!

 

[TunnelKing089]

My lawyer just charged me $100 for talking to him for 6 minutes. So I’m going to call his wife and tell he tried to show me his briefs.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Laundry... The trip to the grocery store sucked.... Got a ticket. Lol

 

[Dashabout]

Counting the minutes till I sign out of work.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Slowly starting my day.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Staring into the abyss. Drinking water.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Staring into the abyss. Drinking water.

Remember to flash whatever stares back from the abyss. Those denizens haven't had an improper show in eons.

 

[ericalauren]

I'm taking a break from crocheting a beanie. I'm sitting in bed watching Expedition X on TV.

 

[CurvyButterfly1978]

Naked is the most comfortable

Alas I have a houseguest and its winter in Chicago...

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Alas I have a houseguest and its winter in Chicago...

Well,
I considerate houseguest would keep you warm.
I know I would.

 

[Xerxes82]

Staring into the abyss. Drinking water.

*stares back*

Hi, I identify as the Abyss. My pronouns are nil/nein.

 

[CurvyButterfly1978]

Well,
I considerate houseguest would keep you warm.
I know I would.

My sister would tell me to turn the heat up but thanks for the offer

 

[CurvyButterfly1978]

I'm taking a break from crocheting a beanie. I'm sitting in bed watching Expedition X on TV.

Ok real talk...is crocheting a beanie very hard? I failed pot holder 101 and it was more like an odd shaped tea towel. I have a ton of yarn though and saw something about crocheting beanies for newborns. I was wondering if a circular vs linear pattern would be easier to learn.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

My sister would tell me to turn the heat up but thanks for the offer

Yeah.
Turning up the heat.
Exactly what I had in mind.

 

[ericalauren]

Ok real talk...is crocheting a beanie very hard? I failed pot holder 101 and it was more like an odd shaped tea towel. I have a ton of yarn though and saw something about crocheting beanies for newborns...

Beanies are relatively easy to crochet. There are a few ways to make a beanie, but the easiest way is as follows: chain until you have nine inches in length. Then skip one chain and single crochet down the chain. When you get to the end, chain one and single crochet back down. You continue to single crochet back and forth until you have about 21 inches. Then join the two short edges and cinch in one side of the tube. Good luck!

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Pretending that my house doesn't need to be cleaned top to bottom

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Pretending that my house doesn't need to be cleaned top to bottom

I think we have the same house

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

I think we have the same house

Then it's your turn to clean

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Then it's your turn to clean

Are you sure? I think I did last time

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Are you sure? I think I did last time

I'm sure. I did it last week

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I'm sure. I did it last week

Well we can split the duties then…sound like a plan?

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Well we can split the duties then…sound like a plan?

Ugh! Fiiiiiiinnnne!

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Ugh! Fiiiiiiinnnne!

It will be ok, you can start and I will make drinks

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Got a ticket.

so the boob trick didnt work?