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Resisting the urge to go to Reddit looking for trouble. Resisting the urge to message a guy who is fun to look at but actually annoys the hell out of me.
No judgments either way, but I understand what you mean.

I follow a policy of- if I weren't horny, would I still want to talk to this person?

Solves so many problems in life.
 
Make that bags of low quality store brand potato chips that are too heavily salted and just taste really bad.

I don't want to besmirch my oldest friend Doritos like that.
Lol oh he’s not that bad! Just inconsistent and wants my undivided attention while he appears single and gets all the female attention. He doesn’t seem to understand that it doesn’t make me jealous or want to chase him. It makes me think he’s a bit sad and pathetic, it makes me uninterested.
 
Lol oh he’s not that bad! Just inconsistent and wants my undivided attention while he appears single and gets all the female attention. He doesn’t seem to understand that it doesn’t make me jealous or want to chase him. It makes me think he’s a bit sad and pathetic, it makes me uninterested.
Understandable, but you need to know the high esteem I have for Doritos.

No man. could ever...

Oh spicy nacho, why can't I buy you outside of the USA....

I'm having fun, but to be serious, with regard to the bolded, it sounds like he's playing games that he thinks will be the cheat code to unlock your heart and/or genitalia. The "one weird trick" to get this girl to fall for you, instead of being someone she wants to be with. A magic trick. Nude singles in your area want to chat with YOU, RIGHT NOW, click here, etc.

That's annoying. I hope he isn't also misogynistic. If he starts negging or doing anything else you can identify as manosphere "this is how you seduce women" garbage I will beg you to make him go away.

Please. I will send Doritos as a bribe.

Alright you said he wasn't that bad so I will leave it alone. Be careful though, that jealous streak and throwing it in your face and not allowing you the same freedom feels pretty bad.

Okay you didn't ask me for advice here so I apologize if I am doing a social faux pas. I'll drop it there.
 
Understandable, but you need to know the high esteem I have for Doritos.

No man. could ever...

Oh spicy nacho, why can't I buy you outside of the USA....

I'm having fun, but to be serious, with regard to the bolded, it sounds like he's playing games that he thinks will be the cheat code to unlock your heart and/or genitalia. The "one weird trick" to get this girl to fall for you, instead of being someone she wants to be with. A magic trick. Nude singles in your area want to chat with YOU, RIGHT NOW, click here, etc.

That's annoying. I hope he isn't also misogynistic. If he starts negging or doing anything else you can identify as manosphere "this is how you seduce women" garbage I will beg you to make him go away.

Please. I will send Doritos as a bribe.

Alright you said he wasn't that bad so I will leave it alone. Be careful though, that jealous streak and throwing it in your face and not allowing you the same freedom feels pretty bad.

Okay you didn't ask me for advice here so I apologize if I am doing a social faux pas. I'll drop it there.
I say he’s not that bad because I don’t care about him. Like I said he’s fun to look at.

I think you’re very sweet for caring though and I do know the love for Doritos but I prefer the regular nacho cheese ones with queso.

And when I’m really bored…I enjoy nagging him and pushing his buttons. It’s really toxic behavior.
 
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