What would you do if....

I am happy you have enjoyed my responses. I have greatly enjoyed participating. This is a fun idea to play around with.

Now, to the questions-

If I found $100,000 in a trash bag, I’d hide it in my attic for 2 years, then slowly add it to a high yield savings account. Keeping suspicion down & making it look like I am just good at saving money.

If I woke up at 18 knowing what I know now, 1st, I go to a different college. This would happen either way, but the question that needs to be asked… am I waking up today as an 18 y/o or back in the 90’s when I was actually 18. Because a lot of those answers would be different.

And if I could meet one Litizen tomorrow (or today as I type this.) I would be open it. I’d want to meet in a public place, where people could see us, and we could have a friendly chat.

Now for you… or anyone else who wants to answer;

1) WWYDI - Two men you found attractive approached you & wanted to know if you would like to be shared, but all the “attention” would be lavished on you?

2) WWYDI - People didn’t lie & just told you what they thought with no filter all the time?

3) WWYDI - Donuts became a health food and you could eat up to 8 of them a day without any digestive or health problems or concerns?
1 - I would so take them up on it and have a steamy night.

2 - probably won't like the answers but would listen And then cry probably lol

3 - I would eat doughnuts and devote myself to making and eating of them.



? Would you take a new lover if it wouldn't mess up your current situation?


What do you do when the vibrator loses all charge?

Did you like your first time?
 
Would you take a new lover if it wouldn't mess up your current situation?

No


What do you do when the vibrator loses all charge?

Fingers of course

Did you like your first time?

Guy? Not really it hurt and wasn't good- that's not to say it didn't happen again😂 but that first time wasn't good

Girl? Not great, but what I really wanted so better, and it didn't hurt just awkward
 
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All your responses keep me laughing and smiling. Thank you all for participating!

What would you do if.....

You found a trash bag with $100,000?

You woke up and you were 18 years old but know everything you now know?

You could meet One Litizen tomorrow morning?
$100k - combined w “woke up at 18” - invest in Apple and Microsoft stock (I was 18 in 1981)

At 18 again - I’d IMMEDIATELY figure out how to join a swingers group and fuck every old, married or divorced pussy I could find!!

One Litizen - coffee and a fuck. Then a lunch break and more fucking!!
 
All your responses keep me laughing and smiling. Thank you all for participating!

What would you do if.....

You found a trash bag with $100,000?

You woke up and you were 18 years old but know everything you now know?

You could meet One Litizen tomorrow morning?
Pay off my debt and keep the rest in savings.

I would save my money and apart a retirement fund.

I would have to see the vibe. But I imagine there would be making out and some sexual interaction. I mean we are all on this site for the same reasons. So if we met in real life I imagine the goal would be to feel good sexually. But I wouldn't force it. If the person wanted to chill I would.
 
Think about it. There are so many possibilities..... So have fun with this!

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

....

Or ask/answer something... anything....
If you asked me out for coffee….I would most graciously accept. Then sit and wait for your words in a text a couple days later, telling me you were thinking of me, which would make my year the best ever.
 
What if…My wife and I, finally found a man, or a couple to fulfill her lifelong fantasy of watching me, suck a cock.

I would put on a show for her like she’s never seen. I would want her to sit on his face and face me so I can look into her eyes why I did it, take his load, and move up to give her a full kiss to share.
 
A. Because I know everythings I know now, I would turn it into police - discover owner, and lobby hard for a finder fee.
B. Be more careful in some ways and more reckless in other ways.
C. Maybe Carmen 1980, or illydar... for coffee nothing more!
 
Think about it. There are so many possibilities..... So have fun with this!

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

....

Or ask/answer something... anything....
I'm a chef so I guess I'll take you my place for the coffee and we'll have fun while I make coffee for you.
If not at home then I have other plans for maybe second or third coffee date. On first date I'll look forward to knowing more about you

If aliens land outside my house then there's nothing I would do. Those powerful beings will do whatever or however they please

In case of a zombie apocalypse, well gather food and bullets

So you play video games?
 
Think about it. There are so many possibilities..... So have fun with this!

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

....

Or ask/answer something... anything....
Well, I have good news! I know exactly what I would do if the zombie apocalypse started. In fact, I wrote about it at the end of my penultimate chapter in my upcoming book, "I Think, Therefore I Offend"...may I? (note this is copyrighted material)...

I want to leave you, my newest and bestest friend(s), with this. A lot of what you see on the news, is a product of people who have big microphones but are not representative of typical, everyday Americans. Everyday America is not lived in the palaces or office suites and stages of these public figures. Hollywood is not everyday America, nor is Washington, D.C. Do you know where everyday America is lived? Waffle House®. Do you partake? I do and I have seen a lot and learned a lot. If there was a literal Zombie Apocalypse, I would hope I am fortunate enough to be inside a fully staffed Waffle House®. If you are, just know you have a tough group of hombres as your soon-to-be loyal best friends, nay, family members. You have, in a word, everything. Including waffles! My brother, if you are eating waffles during the Fucking Zombie Apocalypse? You are living as a king, my friend. You are living as a king.
 
What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?
I would use the confusion to my advantage by checking on the young black couple next door to see if the Army husband has been deployed to help with defense . . . and then I'd fuck that sexy black wife in as many rooms in the place as possible before the zombies came beating at the door.

What would you do if an opposite-sex member of your family made a move on you?
 
I would use the confusion to my advantage by checking on the young black couple next door to see if the Army husband has been deployed to help with defense . . . and then I'd fuck that sexy black wife in as many rooms in the place as possible before the zombies came beating at the door.

What would you do if an opposite-sex member of your family made a move on you?
leave quickly
 
I would use the confusion to my advantage by checking on the young black couple next door to see if the Army husband has been deployed to help with defense . . . and then I'd fuck that sexy black wife in as many rooms in the place as possible before the zombies came beating at the door.

What would you do if an opposite-sex member of your family made a move on you?
I’d assume I’d accidentally walked into a badly scripted porn and immediately remove myself from the situation.

What would you do if your search history was projected onto a giant screen at your next family gathering?
 
I’d assume I’d accidentally walked into a badly scripted porn and immediately remove myself from the situation.

What would you do if your search history was projected onto a giant screen at your next family gathering?
I would be mortified yet relieved all at the same time!

WWYDI your massage therapist let a fart rip in the middle of your massage
 
I would use the confusion to my advantage by checking on the young black couple next door to see if the Army husband has been deployed to help with defense . . . and then I'd fuck that sexy black wife in as many rooms in the place as possible before the zombies came beating at the door.

What would you do if an opposite-sex member of your family made a move on you?
Define "family".
 
WWYDI your massage therapist let a fart rip in the middle of your massage
who is farting? me or the therapist? if its me, i will blush, if its the therapist i will laugh out and say, mm a juicy one lol.

WWYDI if you were born 300 years ago?
 
who is farting? me or the therapist? if its me, i will blush, if its the therapist i will laugh out and say, mm a juicy one lol.

WWYDI if you were born 300 years ago?
“That one’s gonna itch when it dries!”
 
Seriously??
Yeah. Are they the people you shared an address with, growing up? Or people you share DNA with? Or must they be both? Blood is thicker than water, so they say. I've never met anyone who I'm genetically related to - not sure anyone like that exists. I'm not from around here.
 
who is farting? me or the therapist? if its me, i will blush, if its the therapist i will laugh out and say, mm a juicy one lol.

WWYDI if you were born 300 years ago?
Make my way to the southern colonies and begin supporting the need for revolution and the long-term economic downside of slavery.

WWYDI you found yourself dining with the moviestar or musical artist of your choice, and who would that be?
 
Make my way to the southern colonies and begin supporting the need for revolution and the long-term economic downside of slavery.

WWYDI you found yourself dining with the moviestar or musical artist of your choice, and who would that be?
with a different person i will do a different thing. if its a Musician, i might ask for a song specially dedicated to me. If i get to choose him, i will go for Millyz and if he likes me, i wont let him go out without emptying his sack lol.

WWYDI you get to know you will live one more hour in this world.
 
go to the confessional its been years,
WWYDI you knew the next answer to your any question is yes
 
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