🖕👊 🤼‍♂️ The Official Lit Shitshow aka Beef/Callout Thread 🔥🌪🌀

[PlanetaryNebula]

Good Morning Nebs

Morning little bird!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Speaking of vans..... comedy LEGEND

 

[Nightbird]

Morning little bird!

How are you today?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Can't be, everything's spelled correctly.

I spel can rly gud

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Speaking of vans..... comedy LEGEND

How times have changed...living in a van down by the river and away from predatory rent prices sounds like a fantastic alternative living option.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'll venmo him $20

Make it $40 and I'll be gone for the rest of the week.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Speaking of vans..... comedy LEGEND

YESSSSSS

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

How times have changed...living in a van down by the river and away from predatory rent prices sounds like a fantastic alternative living option.

no shit. That’s gonna be my next house

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

no shit. That’s gonna be my next house

What mile marker? AFAF

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'll venmo him $20

Make it $40 and I'll be gone for the rest of the week.

Wait, we are supposed to give Van guy money before we eat his candy? When did this happen? I have a beef with whoever started this trend.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Make it $40 and I'll be gone for the rest of the week.

You so cheap. A week of me gone would cost way more!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

What mile marker? AFAF

Why you gonna come visit? Bring candy. I don’t care if it’s laced. I’ll probably be starving

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Wait, we are supposed to give Van guy money before we eat his candy? When did this happen? I have a beef with whoever started this trend.

Right? He’s not the ice cream man

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

no shit. That’s gonna be my next house

Omg me too. Let's be neighbors!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Omg me too. Let's be neighbors!

Ok! I bet we can find a couple of pallets and make ourselves a deck

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You so cheap. A week of me gone would cost way more!

I'm easily amused hhhmmmm maybe I should ask for WAY MORE

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Why you gonna come visit? Bring candy. I don’t care if it’s laced. I’ll probably be starving

Ouch.. FINE I won't visit you meanie

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ouch.. FINE I won't visit you meanie

No I’m serious. Come visit. Bring candy. Mile marker 15

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

No I’m serious. Come visit. Bring candy. Mile marker 15

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Ok! I bet we can find a couple of pallets and make ourselves a deck

Alright, we're doing this. Also sometimes I sunbathe in the nude. So lucky YOU.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Alright, we're doing this. Also sometimes I sunbathe in the nude. So lucky YOU.

This just keeps getting better and better

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Right? He’s not the ice cream man

indeed. back in my day, we did not have to provide money for van guy's candy. Same with French Fries. We always get to take some french fries from van guys plate too. What is the world coming to if I have to give money to Van guy before stealing his candy and fries? This is not acceptable.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

indeed. back in my day, we did not have to provide money for van guy's candy. Same with French Fries. We always get to take some french fries from van guys plate too. What is the world coming to if I have to give money to Van guy before stealing his candy and fries? This is not acceptable.

Exactly. The whole point of the lure is FREE food.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Exactly. The whole point of the lure is FREE food.

Mmmmm free food

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Is it weird, creepy, or just really thirsty when a guy with a 2019 account has only 20 posts and is all of a sudden commenting a lot on the “exquisite female form”?

Que alt?