🖕👊 🤼‍♂️ The Official Lit Shitshow aka Beef/Callout Thread 🔥🌪🌀

[StillRain]

I was imagining some weird kind of science shit like what the hell was MM up to on this camping trip.

 

[SixShooter14]

Ummm… okay you weirdos. That’s floating down a river or on a river.

Lazy language much?

you can also just lie on your back and float... or on an air mattress. But the tube with a cooler of drinks is best.

 

[StillRain]

Okay fine I have a beef with being lost in translation. Example 1: missing words in sentences and lazy language. You do not float the river, people. You float down the river, or in the river. Rivers do not float. They are moving bodies of water situated in place and cannot themselves float or ba made to do so. FFS.

 

[MedicalMuse]

How the fuck does one float a river?!

Tubes and Kayaks. It's a lot of fun.

I camped in ibiza for about 3 months during the summer back in 98, was working in bars, doing PR for a DJ.
Still amazes me the number of women that jumped at the chance to come back to my tent. Like how the fuck did thar work as a chat up line? I'm no exactly mad handsome, bit cheeky, have dimples..

'Dae yi want tae come back tae mah tent lassie?'

Um, the accent and dimples would have done me in in 1998
It was a simpler time.

Wow! That's huge! will they be far away?

It's a couple hours from home. The camp is on about 30 acres and we spread out. It's open all year, but this is the weekend where it's full to bursting. The Fourth is another big weekend, and then again at Labor day. We usually only make it for Memorial day

That sounds great. We used to have family reunions where we'd all camp for a week or long weekend by a river.

I don't know if you saw my video on the national championship chuckwagon races but that's a huge party/campout/wagon race weekend. It's like Sturgis but for horses

It's a lot like that for rednecks with moonshine.
I kinda can't wait. I participate in a lot of the fun, but mostly its a wonderful people watching weekend. There is no societal dynamic like this group of people. It's often the "once a year" event for a lot of them and they make it count.

 

[MedicalMuse]

you can also just lie on your back and float... or on an air mattress. But the tube with a cooler of drinks is best.

Raft together with the cooler in the kayak with the responsible person.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Okay fine I have a beef with being lost in translation. Example 1: missing words in sentences and lazy language. You do not float the river, people. You float down the river, or in the river. Rivers do not float. They are moving bodies of water situated in place and cannot themselves float or ba made to do so. FFS.

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Colloquialisms

"float the river" is a universal term in this area for floating, as a group, down a river in any number of ways.

 

[SixShooter14]

Tubes and Kayaks. It's a lot of fun.

Um, the accent and dimples would have done me in in 1998
It was a simpler time.

It's a couple hours from home. The camp is on about 30 acres and we spread out. It's open all year, but this is the weekend where it's full to bursting. The Fourth is another big weekend, and then again at Labor day. We usually only make it for Memorial day

It's a lot like that for rednecks with moonshine.
I kinda can't wait. I participate in a lot of the fun, but mostly its a wonderful people watching weekend. There is no societal dynamic like this group of people. It's often the "once a year" event for a lot of them and they make it count.

oh, we had rednecks and moonshine at every Friday/saturday night bonfire back home. My little community of 100 people had 2 moonshine makers and 3 homemade wine makers.... but it was a dry county, so it made sense.

 

[SiFi]

I was imagining some weird kind of science shit like what the hell was MM up to on this camping trip.

I'd blame it on the shrooms

 

[SixShooter14]

Okay fine I have a beef with being lost in translation. Example 1: missing words in sentences and lazy language. You do not float the river, people. You float down the river, or in the river. Rivers do not float. They are moving bodies of water situated in place and cannot themselves float or ba made to do so. FFS.

Is the river floating above the rock/earth?

AFAF

 

[CthuluLives]

Um, the accent and dimples would have done me in in 1998
It was a simpler time.

Where the fuck did I put my time machine?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ummm… okay you weirdos. That’s floating down a river or on a river.

Lazy language much?

Only lazy if you're not from here

I was imagining some weird kind of science shit like what the hell was MM up to on this camping trip.

No illegal substances. or legal, for that matter. Damn work and random drug testing.

 

[SiFi]

Where the fuck did I put my time machine?

Probably left it in 1988

 

[MedicalMuse]

Where the fuck did I put my time machine?

You left it in 1998

 

[SiFi]

So as we're on a beef page, I have a beef with my alarm it keeps disturbing my sleep Lit posting

 

[CthuluLives]

You left it in 1998

So I hear!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I camped in ibiza for about 3 months during the summer back in 98, was working in bars, doing PR for a DJ.
Still amazes me the number of women that jumped at the chance to come back to my tent. Like how the fuck did thar work as a chat up line? I'm no exactly mad handsome, bit cheeky, have dimples..

'Dae yi want tae come back tae mah tent lassie?'

Ibiza in 98 must have been mental! That was peak Café del Mar era wasn't it?

 

[CthuluLives]

Ibiza in 98 must have been mental! That was peak Café del Mar era wasn't it?

Was crazy good, crazy good. Manumission was still going, Carl Cox started playing at Space, Trance was starting to move out of the underground, prices were still decent. Was a great time to be there. Ended up stating for nearly 2 years. Was living in a commune towards the end, never had a penny in my pocket for about a year, unbelievable experience. Was in my early 20's at the time. Young, dumb and full of cum!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Was crazy good, crazy good. Manumission was still going, Carl Cox started playing at Space, Trance was starting to move out of the underground, prices were still decent. Was a great time to be there. Ended up stating for nearly 2 years. Was living in a commune towards the end, never had a penny in my pocket for about a year, unbelievable experience. Was in my early 20's at the time. Young, dumb and full of cum!

Sounds amazing! What an experience!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I don’t have anyone on ignore myself. And hope to always remain @PlanetaryNebula. I hemmed and hawed on and off for years about a username for Lit. I would hate to deprive you all of the one and only ME! I don’t understand alts either

oh, I actually have an alt. I mulled it over for years. I've long wanted to experience Lit without female privilege. Then a couple months ago someone dared me to create one with a very specific derogatory name. Then to use a cockatar. I continued to make the profile a eyeroll worthy with no gender. Basically, I disadvantaged myself in every way.

Alt me hasn't come out to play much, but so far the results have been interesting. I made 13 ABC posts, and have a reaction score of 10. I message 3 people, and got 2 replies back. Alt me is get along better than I expected.

 

[Joxlrg]

Ohhhh... The search is ON !!!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

oh, I actually have an alt. I mulled it over for years. I've long wanted to experience Lit without female privilege. Then a couple months ago someone dared me to create one with a very specific derogatory name. Then to use a cockatar. I continued to make the profile a eyeroll worthy with no gender. Basically, I disadvantaged myself in every way.

Alt me hasn't come out to play much, but so far the results have been interesting. I made 13 ABC posts, and have a reaction score of 10. I message 3 people, and got 2 replies back. Alt me is get along better than I expected.

I have to know.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm calling out @CthuluLives for not telling us when his bday is.

oh, yeah, it is July 4th. I promised to try to get 50 boobs in his box for his birthday. Can I count on you as a sender and recruiter? work starts July 3rd.

 

[Joxlrg]

oh, yeah, it is July 4th. I promised to try to get 50 boobs in his box for his birthday. Can I count on you as a sender and recruiter? work starts July 3rd.

What a present.. And to think I didn't get anything for my Birthday

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What a present.. And to think I didn't get anything for my Birthday

Well Cthulu is lucky because it is a holiday, so I manage to remember it. and I got roped into being a boob recruiter because I spoke to the fact that I have decide for my birthday, I want 45 dicks in my box. (september 26th people) He thought it sounded fun and wanted 50 boobs in his box, so I will do my best to get him 50 boobs in his box on july 4th. So, I need 25 women. I have one. lol.

 

[Joxlrg]

Well Cthulu is lucky because it is a holiday, so I manage to remember it. and I got roped into being a boob recruiter because I spoke to the fact that I have decide for my birthday, I want 45 dicks in my box. (september 26th people) He thought it sounded fun and wanted 50 boobs in his box, so I will do my best to get him 50 boobs in his box on july 4th. So, I need 25 women. I have one. lol.

Oh I am sure things will perk up for you by then