🖕👊 🤼‍♂️ The Official Lit Shitshow aka Beef/Callout Thread 🔥🌪🌀

I have a beef with myself for never doing anything like that when I was younger. I'm gonna have the craziest time when I'm in my 60's

It's brilliant that you saw your chance and took it
I'm 50 if a few weeks, mighty glad I carried out as much nonsense as I could in my younger days.

As the father to an 8yr old girl though I'm also filled with absolute dredd and fear when I look at her sometimes! 😁😳
 
I used to live by the motto of defining moments, you define the moment or the moment defines you.
Sometimes yi just gotta make the step, the big brave decision per se, better to regret doing something than not doing it.
In most occasions anyway!
A lot of exceptions.
But then we go into 'future' territory.
Like let 'Future Cthulu' deal with it. I'm already drunk, someone offers me a Jager, I ain't saying no, let Future Cthulu deal with it, wtf has he ever done for me anyway? 🤣

That is prerrt much of a motto in my life that anyone who knows me in RL would know exactly who I am from that 🤣🤣
 
My beef is with science … why haven’t we figured out how to understand dogs .. my doggo is feeling crappy and yet is not showing outwardly that she is feeling crappy. She is her same happy self. I wish I could understand what’s going on in her little doggy brain.
I’m sorry she’s not feeling well. Understanding my dogs would be hell for me. Especially my boxer…she’s not intelligent. It’d be like talking to Doodlebob 😂
 
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I used to live by the motto of defining moments, you define the moment or the moment defines you.
Sometimes yi just gotta make the step, the big brave decision per se, better to regret doing something than not doing it.
In most occasions anyway!
A lot of exceptions.
But then we go into 'future' territory.
Like let 'Future Cthulu' deal with it. I'm already drunk, someone offers me a Jager, I ain't saying no, let Future Cthulu deal with it, wtf has he ever done for me anyway? 🤣

That is prerrt much of a motto in my life that anyone who knows me in RL would know exactly who I am from that 🤣🤣
I’m such an asshole to future me….
No I won’t be hungry enough for a cookie later.
No I don’t need to worry about the headache this sangria will give me.
 
My beef is with science … why haven’t we figured out how to understand dogs .. my doggo is feeling crappy and yet is not showing outwardly that she is feeling crappy. She is her same happy self. I wish I could understand what’s going on in her little doggy brain.
Same! Though I would then hear her when she is telling me off for not sharing any of my food... or not giving her attention.... or when I move her so I can get in bed.🙄🤣
 
My beef is with @OrdinaryPerson today…I swear to you! I’ve presented her with countless different food options and she has never once said, “Oh that looks delicious!” (Not my cock you pervs!-but she doesn’t like that either)

Seriously OP. WTF! Hot and sour soup, coffee, donuts, breakfast meals, sushi, smoked meats…Nothing! Why are you not satisfied with my amazing good mediocre food presentations to you!

 
My beef is with @OrdinaryPerson today…I swear to you! I’ve presented her with countless different food options and she has never once said, “Oh that looks delicious!” (Not my cock you pervs!-but she doesn’t like that either)

Seriously OP. WTF! Hot and sour soup, coffee, donuts, breakfast meals, sushi, smoked meats…Nothing! Why are you not satisfied with my amazing good mediocre food presentations to you!

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My beef is with @OrdinaryPerson today…I swear to you! I’ve presented her with countless different food options and she has never once said, “Oh that looks delicious!” (Not my cock you pervs!-but she doesn’t like that either)

Seriously OP. WTF! Hot and sour soup, coffee, donuts, breakfast meals, sushi, smoked meats…Nothing! Why are you not satisfied with my amazing good mediocre food presentations to you!

You sir, should stick with your piloting job. That one, I'm impressed by, but you don't seem to want to show me anymore.
 
Dear Dumb-Ass, yes, I do know - without need to test it first -that gravel cannot be compacted ontop of concrete or asphalt for that matter. I know it because its an obvious fact and well known in my profession. I know it the same way I know not to fill my gas tank with maple suyup without needing to test it first. But sure, let's pour some shareholder money down your dumb-ass idea.
 
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