🖕👊 🤼‍♂️ The Official Lit Shitshow aka Beef/Callout Thread 🔥🌪🌀

[Bry1313]

Uh .. not sure his pussy can handle three women but now that we are besties... i guess... ill have to let him join...??? Ill let @MrsPassion decide.

https://imgur.com/a/Pz1RQDS

 

[MrsPassion]

Uh .. not sure his pussy can handle three women but now that we are besties... i guess... ill have to let him join...??? Ill let @MrsPassion decide.

Hmmm…stoned MrsP is terribly agreeable. @Bry1313 can join but like…he has to keep his bussy to himself

 

[Bry1313]

I‘ve given up lol I’ll be holding a candlelight vigil for Team DoubleP’s

But I’ll still offer boobs as an apology for my smear campaign against y’all’s true blue, ride or die, boba and sushi friendship of the century.

I accept boobs, just let me know where you feel is the best place to send and I will facilitate

 

[MrsPassion]

I accept boobs, just let me know where you feel is the best place to send and I will facilitate

That offer is null and void. It’s been more than 24 hours

 

[Bry1313]

That offer is null and void. It’s been more than 24 hours

The offer was not presented with a time limit, therefore your revocation is invalid. I accept your offer and await payment

 

[MrsPassion]

The offer was not presented with a time limit, therefore your revocation is invalid. I accept your offer and await payment

Annnnnnd your invite has been revoked. There used to be a slogan around these parts: “Bry’s the worst” I miss the old days lol

 

[Bry1313]

Annnnnnd your invite has been revoked. There used to be a slogan around these parts: “Bry’s the worst” I miss the old days lol

And here I thought you were a good girl

 

[MrsPassion]

And here I thought you were a good girl

God damn you

 

[Bry1313]

God damn you

A good girl honors her offers

 

[MrsPassion]

A good girl honors her offers

This is weaponized praise and I won’t stand for it!!

 

[Bry1313]

This is weaponized praise and I won’t stand for it!!

It’s just honest praise

 

[MrsPassion]

It’s just honest praise

Pffft you will get no boobies from me you scoundrel!!

 

[Bry1313]

Pffft you will get no boobies from me you scoundrel!!

Ok, I’ll know in the future that offers from you are meant to titillate and tease but not to be honored. I appreciate knowing that going forward.

 

[MrsPassion]

Ok, I’ll know in the future that offers from you are meant to titillate and tease but not to be honored. I appreciate knowing that going forward.

Oh wow…there are plenty of people who have seen my boobs. Plenty my offers are legit when claimed in an appropriate amount of time.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You can just send me his boobs

 

[MrsPassion]

You can just send me his boobs

Done

 

[Bry1313]

Done

How do you have my boobs?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Brys gonna cry. Sorry bestie. I'll buy you an ice cream.

 

[Bry1313]

Brys gonna cry. Sorry bestie. I'll buy you an ice cream.

Starts playing “you oughta know” by Alanis

 

[MrsPassion]

Starts playing “you oughta know” by Alanis

Starts playing “Asshole” by Dennis Leary

 

[MrsPassion]

Brys gonna cry. Sorry bestie. I'll buy you an ice cream.

Boom! Boobs sent

 

[Bry1313]

Boom! Boobs sent

I bet you didn’t

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Boom! Boobs sent

Boob bombs are a thing?

 

[Bry1313]

Boob bombs are a thing?

If sent they are…..lol

 

[MrsPassion]

Boob bombs are a thing?

Once upon a time I also had plans for a Titty Launcher. It was a repurposed t-shirt cannon

I bet you didn’t

100% did with clamps