🖕👊 🤼‍♂️ The Official Lit Shitshow aka Beef/Callout Thread 🔥🌪🌀

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I bet it does. I’m definitely not ready for Christmas, but I do want to get my decorations bought so that I’m ready to Christmas up the new house!

I haven't been able to decorate for years because of cats who would murder all the ornaments. Moving into the new house with no animals has me excited to decorate this year!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

This is not going to end pretty

Yeah, my cumming face ain't great.

 

[gga]

Not going to lie on this one, but I leave out 2 Christmas decorations out all year round, but 1 is my grandmother made and the second belonged to my grandfather.

I left one out all year as well.

It was the one I missed when packing stuff up. And I didn't have the incentive to bring it up to the attic put it in its appropriate bin.

So it stays hidden in a bookshelf. I'll probably forget about it this year too.

 

[gga]

Yeah, my cumming face ain't great.

If you're not careful I'm going to put you on the Nice list.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

If you're not careful I'm going to put you on the Nice list.

Do I still get to sit in your lap?

 

[snexxer]

I have a beef with @gga for hating early Christmas decoration. I also have a minor beef with @HoneyMeadows for encouraging him.

My decorations go up as late as possible and down as soon as possible.

 

[Wand3rlust]

My decorations go up as late as possible and down as soon as possible.

all year round if I could get away with it.... love twinkly lights.

 

[Bry1313]

all year round if I could get away with it.... love twinkly lights.

Don’t let decorum tell you want to do. Year round lights aren’t my kink, but you be you, light up the night.

 

[snexxer]

all year round if I could get away with it.... love twinkly lights.

Oh I've got twinkly lights in places. But not Christmas Dec's.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I do have twinkly lights. I take down the Xmas references. But leave up the twinkly lights. My fav bit anyway.

Although I'd leave up a tree. But not a trad xmas tree.

 

[snexxer]

I think @LaisDeMarieDeFrance should meet this guy.

Mr Christmas

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I do have twinkly lights. I take down the Xmas references. But leave up the twinkly lights. My fav bit anyway.

Although I'd leave up a tree. But not a trad xmas tree.

I'm thinking I can decorate it for every holiday. lol

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm thinking I can decorate it for every holiday. lol

yes!!! I have a different door wreath for every season. and some seasons that don't exist. And Wednesdays.

 

[Bry1313]

all year round if I could get away with it.... love twinkly lights.

I have white lights around our back patio on an auto timer. No twinkle though.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have white lights around our back patio on an auto timer. No twinkle though.

I have lights all around my garden... and I can make them twinkle should the mood take me....

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

But if we are talking decorating red and green on Sept 1, @gga stands with the righteous here, Halloween and Thanksgiving deserve their time.

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance let the seasons progress in their natural fashion, Santa should stay hidden……for now.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I have a beef with @gga for hating early Christmas decoration. I also have a minor beef with @HoneyMeadows for encouraging him.

The correct holiday calendar is..

Sep 1st: Pumpkin Spice Latte day
Sep 2 through 31: "fall" where people look at leaves and shit
Oct 1 through 31: Halloween
Nov 1st through day before Thanksgiving: Christmas
Day before Thanksgiving through Thanksgiving: Thanksgiving
Day after Thanksgiving through Dec 30: Christmas
Dec 31 through whenever you go back to work: New years
Work through next holiday: Misery. While you sign everything with the wrong year.

 

[Bry1313]

The correct holiday calendar is..

Sep 1st: Pumpkin Spice Latte day
Sep 2 through 31: "fall" where people look at leaves and shit
Oct 1 through 31: Halloween
Nov 1st through day before Thanksgiving: Christmas
Day before Thanksgiving through Thanksgiving: Thanksgiving
Day after Thanksgiving through Dec 30: Christmas
Dec 31 through whenever you go back to work: New years
Work through next holiday: Misery. While you sign everything with the wrong year.

Your November calendar looks wrong

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Your November calendar looks wrong

Your face looks wrong

 

[Bry1313]

Your face looks wrong

At least I’m right about November.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have a beef with @gga for hating early Christmas decoration. I also have a minor beef with @HoneyMeadows for encouraging him.

What? @gga explain yourself!!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

At least I’m right about November.

No

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

What? @gga explain yourself!!!

I was just poking the bear so I'd get punished.

 

[Bry1313]

What? @gga explain yourself!!!

@gga has the correct position, no explanation necessary

 

[crazychemgirl]

@gga has the correct position, no explanation necessary

My beef is now with @Bry1313 and his unreasonable opinions