🖕👊 🤼‍♂️ The Official Lit Shitshow aka Beef/Callout Thread 🔥🌪🌀

[Bry1313]

Well, he can't be held wholly responsible for his actions. He's American after all and they have been conditioned to get terribly upset whenever they're reminded that the rest of the world has moved on to better systems of measuring that they insist on clinging to for some reason.

Metric is better for everything else. So your blanket condemnation reeks of British snobbery. Also dont you guys still use “stones” on occasion for weight?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I'll have you know my British snobbery smells delightful, like freshly baked bread. Stones aren't generally used these days. There is the odd hold out but generally it's all kilos these days.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Metric is better for everything else. So your blanket condemnation reeks of British snobbery. Also dont you guys still use “stones” on occasion for weight?

we should all convert to stones.
My doctor can be like... "You are 3 boulders when you should be 5 pebbles."

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Human-centric …, good god.

Tell me you don’t understand temperature … without TELLING me you don’t understand temperature

This conversation is making me confront the fact that I'm the kind of OCD oddball who has spent far too much time multiplying by nine, dividing by five, adding 32, and boring my neighbors with weather facts. Thanks! I needed that!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Metric is better for everything else. So your blanket condemnation reeks of British snobbery. Also dont you guys still use “stones” on occasion for weight?

It’s ok to be wrong … I won’t judge you for it.

 

[Bry1313]

It’s ok to be wrong … I won’t judge you for it.

The day that happens, we can share in that moment together.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I have a beef with my uterus. I want it out but it keeps hanging around making life miserable!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'll have you know my British snobbery smells delightful, like freshly baked bread. Stones aren't generally used these days. There is the odd hold out but generally it's all kilos these days.

Erm. @Otis_Ravelli doesn't speak for the UK. We like our mismatched fucked up way of using both the metric and imperial measurements for everything, not knowing how to convert between the 2, and you know what? Being absolutely fucking fine with that.

 

[Bry1313]

Erm. @Otis_Ravelli doesn't speak for the UK. We like our mismatched fucked up way of using both the metric and imperial measurements for everything, not knowing how to convert between the 2, and you know what? Being absolutely fucking fine with that.

Now that’s the kind of messed up take I’m here for from the UK.

 

[YoWhatsGood]

Someone expose their beef with me

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have a beef with my uterus. I want it out but it keeps hanging around making life miserable!

I share in this beef

 

[LupineOne]

Goddamn it, @Mr_bogey how could you not drop a mention of this place? I’ve missed too much!

 

[BadAmy]

I have been neglecting this thread for waaaaaay too long...

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I have a beef with @ToPleaseHim for using her superpowers to get the final "last word".

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have beef with @BadAmy for neglecting this thread.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I have a beef with @ToPleaseHim for using her superpowers to get the final "last word".

#drunkwithpower

 

[Dribble]

#drunkwithpower

Edit: just teasing

 

[StillRain]

Edit: just teasing

I have beef with this^ wizardly fella just seemingly dropping pant and having a wank in the thread.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I have a beef with @StillRain for calling out Gandalf for having a good time on lit and having a wank! #wankwhenyouwanna

 

[Chernosoth]

I have a beef and a croissant. I will call them to my mouth.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have beef with all you American fucks who are working this week instead of slacking and keeping me company!!!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I have beef with all you American fucks who are working this week instead of slacking and keeping me company!!!

I'm "working" until tomorrow. We're really short staffed this week which oddly enough makes my job easier. Less people to ask me questions.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

What kind of woods to you guys use to smoke your beef? What kind of smoker do you use?
...
What?

 

[StillRain]

I have not had beef in way too long.

I think it’s steak night!

 

[Bry1313]

I have not had beef in way too long.

I think it’s steak night!

Im here for that